One of the Founding Fathers' most stunning errors was deciding that no one could ever know what the laws were until the Supreme Court told them. In retrospect, I'm thinking maybe they should've required all the laws to be written down somewhere, so folks could read them if they had questions.

My "legally untested" theory of statutory interpretation is that if we convert all the letters of the Constitution into numbers, and then focus on every third number, cubing some, and then convert back to letters using my special formula, it shows that Trump is Jesus and what He says is Law.

I have a feeling this is going to help with my lottery picks tonight as well.