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The Book of Apocalypse Dumbassery @prophetscrivener.bsky.social

Behold, the mighty Guard of the Nation, conscripted to rake mulch and chase wrappers. Thus declareth the Faux Emperor: "Ye shall not guard the republic, but manicure the lawn!" Lo, they are now the National Gardeners—valor repurposed for shrubbery.

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aug 30, 2025, 2:27 pm • 3 1

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Charles Jay @chazjay425.bsky.social

They have been pressed into service to do the work of National Park Service workers who were fired. And then Jeanine Pirro will try to make littering a felony.

aug 30, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view