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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

At least 4 times per day I resist the impulse to screengrab something from grindr and post it here and you know what, I think that’s brave

apr 11, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1,019 8

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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social

You could just DM me the fun stuff if you want. I promise I will only pass it on to one friend who will also find it super entertaining.

apr 11, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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scarletwiccanx.bsky.social @scarletwiccanx.bsky.social

That would be an instant unfollow. I have no respect for people who post Grindr screenshots.

apr 12, 2025, 1:13 am • 1 0 • view
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EROCY @erocy.world

Come on bro cook, this isn’t LinkedIn

apr 11, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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benjaminthatcher.bsky.social @benjaminthatcher.bsky.social

Don’t break the fine membrane holding back a sea of curiosities.

apr 11, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.bsky.social

I mean. Why be brave when you could be a legend instead?

apr 11, 2025, 11:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nolan Void @wolter.bsky.social

As long as you’re sending it to Peter during podcast recordings, you’re doing enough due diligence.

apr 11, 2025, 10:48 pm • 18 0 • view
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Everything is Public Health @everythingisph.bsky.social

Sometimes, it's okay to be a coward

apr 12, 2025, 6:26 am • 1 0 • view
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jekyl whispy @jekylwhispy.bsky.social

You want praise for not being a predatory exploitative creep, little boy?! Time to do some self-searching so you can unlearn this pervert culture you've come to embrace.

apr 12, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish

Did you ever see that site that would grab men’s pics from some proto-Grindr site and make fun of the living space visible in the background? So mean, so funny

apr 11, 2025, 10:51 pm • 18 0 • view
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

Those last four words are my only aspiration on here

apr 11, 2025, 10:53 pm • 48 0 • view
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Sarah Lohman @sarahlohman.bsky.social

If it say “yes” to a dick pic, it’s only to asses the living space in the background.

apr 12, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Slut In Name Only @kipoca.bsky.social

apr 12, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cersei Trannister 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋 @qadishtujessica.inanna.app

*golf clap*

apr 11, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social

A grateful nation thanks you.

apr 11, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marc @schoenen.bsky.social

Back on Twitter, I thought that was one of the primary archtypes of reason that some ppl had multiple accounts. Can't say as I've heard about that as much here on Bluesky

apr 11, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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cassius marcellus clay @cmclay.bsky.social

This is the kind of discipline and self control that will save America. A direct counter to Ted Cruz liking porn on twitter on 9/11. Many people are saying this is more motivating and inspiring to them than raising the flag on Mount Suribachi

apr 11, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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onandonanon.bsky.social @onandonanon.bsky.social

If he succumbed to the urge, we’d have to call it Mount Surarbichi.

apr 11, 2025, 11:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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dollworks @dollworks.bsky.social

*claps*

apr 12, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tristan Stevens @tristanstevens.bsky.social

Prompted by another comment I looked up the subreddit for said posts and this was one of the top of all time posts. Don't worry, it's not about you; I know you're not 31!

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apr 11, 2025, 11:17 pm • 14 0 • view
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Tristan Stevens @tristanstevens.bsky.social

Also I think you may have more then 500 followers. I'll also share my favourite post that I found from said subreddit.

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apr 11, 2025, 11:18 pm • 18 0 • view
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KayofJohanna @kayofjohanna.bsky.social

You know what, he's got a decent point, looks like a good picture from what I can see

apr 12, 2025, 1:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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chiller @thechiller.bsky.social

Depriving us is not brave. *big sad eyes*

apr 11, 2025, 10:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paul Chapman @poulchapman.bsky.social

Please check Grindr 10 times a day and post those other 6

apr 11, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nikki Columbus @nikkicolumbus.bsky.social

What if you screengrabbed Bluesky and posted it to Grindr? Now *that* would be brave.

apr 11, 2025, 11:00 pm • 5 0 • view
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derek @derek.bsky.social

We can’t all be heroes Michael.

apr 12, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Dan Klein @danlargebutklein.bsky.social

I cackled at this today

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apr 11, 2025, 11:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kodo and Sangha Aid & Abet @kodoandsangha.bsky.social

You could just post the funny ones. In a thread. Of just people wilding out.

apr 11, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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alertreader.bsky.social @alertreader.bsky.social

Equally impressed and annoyed with you rn

apr 11, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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willwc @willwc.bsky.social

Every man should have a group chat where they can share all the out-of-pocket stuff that they encounter on The Apps

apr 11, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chris B @chriswb71.bsky.social

There's a whole subreddit for that and it's hilarious

apr 11, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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erik-pbg.bsky.social @erik-pbg.bsky.social

More and more people are saying this

apr 11, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fella @darkler.bsky.social

So brave you should just send it directly to me. Even braver

apr 12, 2025, 3:50 am • 3 0 • view
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In libris veritas, kava vita @kavavita.bsky.social

It’d be braver to post them. 👀

apr 11, 2025, 11:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ida Olson 🌱 Little Eden Pottery @idaolson.bsky.social

🫡

apr 11, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nick🍒 @thechigemini.bsky.social

post them on the patreon discord

apr 12, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kat Flint @kathleenflint.com

medal of honor level bravery tbh

apr 11, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Frederick M @mfrederickm.bsky.social

I've been doing the opposite. Sending screenshots of skeets I like to random Grindr profiles. Just sent yours to "DomDaddy💦".

apr 11, 2025, 11:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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Heartache Kits @hsticka.bsky.social

Well, I think it's rude. Who are you to deny us such delights during these trying times? Michael, I really expected better from you. You get a sad Batman.

apr 11, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Carriage Return @carriagereturn.bsky.social

I know I'm a not anyone to you, but I'm glad you don't. Most of the ones I've seen are incredibly mean.

apr 11, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Weirdest Name @goldberry.bsky.social

You have always been my hero

apr 11, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ironbound @ironbound.bsky.social

A little annoyed at the content we’re missing tbh

apr 11, 2025, 10:48 pm • 17 0 • view
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spazecaze.bsky.social @spazecaze.bsky.social

☝🏻

apr 12, 2025, 4:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sarahdactyl @sarahdactyl.bsky.social

Michael secret Grindr screengrab alt when? Everything is terrible, give us the mess

apr 11, 2025, 10:48 pm • 13 0 • view
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kathewey.bsky.social @kathewey.bsky.social

Thats what reddit is for

apr 12, 2025, 3:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Joseph S. @zenvulgarity.bsky.social

apr 11, 2025, 11:30 pm • 8 0 • view