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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

"this seems to go against population" is the clear winner

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aug 30, 2025, 12:59 am • 319 8

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Demon Empress Artemis @thedemonartemis.bsky.social

This comment got me. I’m pretty sure all the “good” people have already left Twitter since it’s become a Nazi cesspool. And no kid should ever be on Twitter unless their parents want to be raising the new Hitler youth.

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aug 30, 2025, 1:36 am • 5 0 • view
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

goes without saying but the actual videos are the least sexy thing I've ever seen. He is gooning to the Polar Express x.com/KShiverz/sta...

aug 30, 2025, 1:01 am • 251 8 • view
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Wendy M. A. Darling @wendymadarling.bsky.social

I’m not watching. I’m all goose-fleshy just hearing about this

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 am • 3 0 • view
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social

His utter and complete lack of taste has always been kind of a tell about what a dunce he is.

aug 30, 2025, 1:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social

Mmm... Animated Tom Hanks.

aug 30, 2025, 1:35 am • 0 0 • view
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nonconvergent.bsky.social @nonconvergent.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Sarah Marie @mangofandango.bsky.social

MICHAEL NO

aug 30, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
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ryan @chronolynx.bsky.social

"he is gooning to the polar express" is possibly the single worst image to enter my head this month, thank you [derogatory]

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 84 0 • view
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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer

People are forgetting he also owns a robotics company. So he probably has built a personal Polar Express fleshlight.

aug 30, 2025, 1:06 am • 6 0 • view
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Victoria 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @pensandpuppydogs.bsky.social

who would win? the entire human population or 1 anime picture machine?

aug 30, 2025, 2:35 am • 2 0 • view
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joshuak08.bsky.social @joshuak08.bsky.social

The American right has an obsessive breeding kink

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 am • 2 0 • view
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social

Did this man just fuck around and find out, I mean not literally fuck, but you get the point.

aug 30, 2025, 1:01 am • 1 0 • view