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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app

I know it'a wrong to body shame, but why do ice agents all look like *that*.

aug 16, 2025, 1:27 am • 177 11

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social

all overdue for heart attacks

aug 16, 2025, 1:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Wild Rover @wildrover.bsky.social

Here’s why:

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aug 16, 2025, 2:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Medium Dave @azzageddi.bsky.social

So many guys who were bullies back in elementary school grow up to look like that. And they gravitate to cop/cop-adjacent jobs.

aug 16, 2025, 1:37 am • 4 0 • view
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social

Because American cops are sloppy schlubbies. For some reason law enforcement in Vancouver all hire out of the same super model command pool. They are bizarrely the hottest people around. Border Patrol too, at least in the coach depots.

aug 16, 2025, 2:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Skep 🐍🍃 VTuber VTuber @skep.bsky.social

its wrong to body shame people ice agents arent people

aug 16, 2025, 4:40 am • 3 0 • view
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Exquisite Corpse @3xquisit3corps3.bsky.social

My screen translated ‘fat slobs’ 🤔

aug 16, 2025, 11:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Lagerwhat @lagerwhat.bsky.social

It's the jeans. Some men just aren't built for skinny jeans.

aug 16, 2025, 1:32 am • 9 1 • view
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Dick Buckley @rbuckl.bsky.social

Meal team 6

aug 16, 2025, 1:33 am • 3 0 • view
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Martin Malecho @elguap0000.bsky.social

Damp lunchboxes?

aug 16, 2025, 8:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Martin Malecho @elguap0000.bsky.social

…with dirty Sketchers.

aug 16, 2025, 8:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Red (Currently Teal-ish Blue) Savannah @unicorntickles.bsky.social

I’ve stopped myself from posting that so many times…

aug 16, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Brainmist @brainmist.bsky.social

Too many years drinking beer while posting on Stormfront and listening to rightwing podcasters telling them they're genetically perfect without having to try.

aug 16, 2025, 3:33 am • 2 0 • view
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Joonz42 (she/her/sir) @joonz42.bsky.social

No pride, no sense of purpose, and no credible leadership.

aug 16, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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do-obllldo-ob.bsky.social @do-obllldo-ob.bsky.social

Watch the government shell out for fake chest pieces with 6 packs after this 😂

aug 16, 2025, 3:20 am • 11 1 • view
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Variant @variantz.bsky.social

same reason cops look like thumbs

aug 16, 2025, 1:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maggie Priceless 🇨🇦 child sexual abuse survivor. @maggiepcanada.bsky.social

300 lbs of shit in a 20 lb bag?

aug 16, 2025, 7:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Executive Malfunction, card carrying Antifa™️ @murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social

No other para-force kinda operation would hire them

aug 16, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
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pnwpirate.bsky.social @pnwpirate.bsky.social

Testosterone abuse.

aug 16, 2025, 1:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Diana Lucifera 🌟 @dianamcqueen.bsky.social

Evil makes you ugly.

aug 16, 2025, 1:44 am • 4 0 • view
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paradigm317.bsky.social @paradigm317.bsky.social

Bc they are literally and figuratively unfit

aug 16, 2025, 1:35 am • 2 0 • view
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desert hazard @amasaback.bsky.social

Ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside.

aug 16, 2025, 1:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Kimberly 🏳️‍⚧️ @kimberly-diane.bsky.social

Because all white supremacists look like a big toe or thumb for some reason.

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aug 16, 2025, 2:21 am • 5 0 • view
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Stuart Rutherford @stalruth.dev

"master race" physiognomy (they have to think they're genetically superior for being white cos they sure aren't superior any other way)

aug 16, 2025, 1:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Linda Rutherford @lindarutherford.bsky.social

I noticed. Pointed it out to my husband earlier tonight.

aug 16, 2025, 3:30 am • 0 0 • view
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John Dewey @john-dewey.bsky.social

“When... [MAGA] sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you... They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

aug 16, 2025, 1:34 am • 2 0 • view
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Gritmonger 🔵 @gritmonger.bsky.social

...it'd be the lowered standards, lack of training, the fact that they couldn't get into the military or LEO programs, and sooo much beer to assuage the butthurt about the latter.

aug 16, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Cap'n Highwind 🏳️‍🌈☠️🏳️‍🌈 @dart-highwind.bsky.social

Personalities shine through visuals. You could have the least symmetrical face but if you're a really kind person, you'll still end up some level attractive

aug 16, 2025, 8:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Adam Hauser @mynaneisbub.bsky.social

They look like guys you would see on old wrestling shows losing the match they were in.

aug 16, 2025, 1:32 am • 10 1 • view
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Moose Jolly Holcomb @reverendmoose.bsky.social

Agreed ICE is a bunch of jabronis and we should tell them so.

aug 16, 2025, 12:42 pm • 0 0 • view