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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app

I know that i've been clear that it i ever get rich then i want a house wirh hidden rooms and tunnels but this is just disgusting.

sep 1, 2025, 3:20 am • 84 7

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Indige Tea 🦬🧡 @colouredwilde.bsky.social

Am I a bad person for saying that they shouldn't have to put their lives at risk when it comes to houses like this? Secret passages or a few well placed hidden rooms with real and true intention, not just a way to piss money, is one thing... but that trapdoor of death in a fire? Absolutely not.

sep 1, 2025, 3:58 am • 3 0 • view
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 3:24 am • 1 0 • view
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gwheezie @gwheezie.bsky.social

At some point I’d start hating that guy

sep 1, 2025, 3:38 am • 2 0 • view
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THEE Doctora Jones @drandreaj.bsky.social

I just want one panic room. That's it.

sep 1, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social

If H. H. Holmes was a wealthy Millennial.

sep 1, 2025, 3:54 am • 15 1 • view
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Cynful AF @cynful8.bsky.social

Some of us just want a decent 1 bedroom apartment that isn’t triple the amount of a mortgage payment.

sep 1, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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p0usr.bsky.social @p0usr.bsky.social

I just wish I owned *a* house lmao

sep 1, 2025, 3:34 am • 2 0 • view
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Kathleen Kern @kathleenkern.bsky.social

But I do want the rabbit wallpaper.

sep 1, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Spamuel J. Risk @itshard.bsky.social

100%. I want a hidden room behind some bookshelves. But Who’s gonna clean this funhouse?

sep 1, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
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PV @polyverselabs.bsky.social

Hidden rooms and tunnels with a purpose not this gaudy useless stuff.

sep 1, 2025, 3:21 am • 3 0 • view
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social

THANK YOU! This helped something gel in my head; part of me wants to be all “hey let them have fun”, but this is annoying from a thematic standpoint in that there isn’t one. This is just a bunch of Lego sets stuck together Like, have the stuff tie together, what is the Blockbuster room even FOR?!

sep 1, 2025, 3:31 am • 11 2 • view
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RDS (formerly shawphd) @rds773.bsky.social

Imagine how ANNOYING it would be to navigate a maze every time you wanted a DVD or to go to the bathroom or go to bed or do anything practical

sep 1, 2025, 5:12 am • 3 0 • view
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Shazbat Moment @morkandminksy.bsky.social

In its own way it is almost as creepy as when Steve Jobs lived inside the interstitial spaces of the original Apple HQ and built an acid nest there.

sep 1, 2025, 3:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social

Also my cousin still has a big scar under his chin where he fell down an open trapdoor in a treehouse and his chin caught on the edge as he fell, so, uhhh, the ball pit trapdoor is an extremely bad idea

sep 1, 2025, 3:26 am • 2 0 • view
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Chanda B @chandab.bsky.social

Someone spent too much time at Meow Wolf but lacks the artistic vision.

sep 1, 2025, 11:08 am • 2 0 • view
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Eric Schultz @wwahammy.com

It sure looks like fun to me... Mostly.

sep 1, 2025, 3:33 am • 0 0 • view
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John Opferkuch @opfertunes.bsky.social

The dude wagging his finger telling her what to do next is peak MAGA content

sep 1, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida @mikeyalexander.bsky.social

Two is all you need, a half-assed one like the Blockbuster Video room in OP to show your guests, which is just a decoy to distract them from looking for the actual secret room: the masturbatorium.

sep 1, 2025, 4:15 am • 4 0 • view