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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social

You never imagine the descent into despotism being quite this embarrassing, you know? You expect liberal democracy to fall to a Palpatine, not Biff Tannen.

feb 20, 2025, 5:33 am • 4,015 829

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El Guapo @mr-el-guapo.bsky.social

I hope this ends like Goldfinger (movie, not novella, because a fat Gert B Frobe being sucked out of a depressurizing government plane is more interesting). That Trump already has Stephen Cheung as his own Oddjob is just serendipity!

feb 20, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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tabatha321t.bsky.social @tabatha321t.bsky.social

He sounds like he's trying to distract and shut that reporter up fir asking important questions.

feb 20, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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dechardin.bsky.social @dechardin.bsky.social

Maybe change it to Ft Trumpentine?

feb 20, 2025, 12:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kartik @ksivaraman.bsky.social

The gold might have been moved to Mar-a-Lago. Good luck finding it.

feb 20, 2025, 5:47 am • 1 0 • view
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StPeteDave @stpetedave.bsky.social

Check Bedminster

feb 20, 2025, 12:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Susan Staniszewski @susanestaniszewski.bsky.social

Dumpster absolutely barely speaks English. He is repetitive and simple minded. If other more intelligent people didn't write his speeches, it would be as though we're listening to a 7th grader make his first class presentation.

feb 20, 2025, 9:32 pm • 4 0 • view
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sometimesising.bsky.social @sometimesising.bsky.social

…and, maybe I’ll put it in my bathroom for safe keeping 🙄

feb 20, 2025, 3:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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angieca 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @aging69ca.bsky.social

Good luck getting into Fort Knox! But then go ahead and try. With any luck, he'll be arrested!

feb 20, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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camerontalley.bsky.social @camerontalley.bsky.social

What happens when they go in and the gold isn't there because the US hasn't been on the Gold standard for some time?

feb 20, 2025, 12:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Not A Crook @kurtpena.bsky.social

Gigantic orange moron

feb 20, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social

Palpatine is a metaphor for fascism. All of this, this assault, was by design. Not Trumps design. He's a useful idiot, a means.

feb 20, 2025, 1:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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vhebert2.bsky.social @vhebert2.bsky.social

He is a toddler handed an axe by his parents

feb 20, 2025, 2:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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btmac.bsky.social @btmac.bsky.social

Isn't that similar to what he said about checking on the young women dressing backstage at his beauty pageants?

feb 20, 2025, 10:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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besteady.bsky.social @besteady.bsky.social

I feel like he’s bragging that he/his took the gold. He’s delighted and obsessed.

feb 20, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Duckman))) @theduckman.bsky.social

His makeup is so distracting

feb 20, 2025, 6:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Bob @bobisjim.bsky.social

Their stupidity could very well save us

feb 20, 2025, 5:54 am • 0 0 • view
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tima1962.bsky.social @tima1962.bsky.social

This dude is a total moron! What an embarrassment to our country!!

feb 20, 2025, 12:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ron Hitchens @ronhitchens.bsky.social

Why are the despots always such terrible people? Why can't Dolly Parton take over the country and give is us all free college, books for our kids, and sweet, catchy country/pop songs? Oh, Dolly ... Wait, what was I saying?

feb 20, 2025, 5:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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DeeDee&Teddy2 @deedeenteddy2.bsky.social

What a blathering idiot.

feb 20, 2025, 12:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Samantha Seidenberg @samantharjls.bsky.social

He wants to grab the gold and melted down from more toilets

feb 20, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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thesaltypretzel.bsky.social @thesaltypretzel.bsky.social

Guess he's got a toilet somewhere that needs a glow-up...

feb 20, 2025, 2:09 pm • 6 0 • view
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Jack-the-Dog @sillhall.bsky.social

Guess trump wants to redecorate the Oval Office. His motto is: you can never have too many gold fixtures in the Oval Office and bathroom. Hear one toilet can use up to 2 or 3 bars.

feb 20, 2025, 12:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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gramasje.bsky.social @gramasje.bsky.social

How stupid

feb 20, 2025, 2:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gregory Claeys @gclaeyshistory.bsky.social

Where is James Bond when you want him?

feb 20, 2025, 3:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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javi 🏳️‍⚧️ @handle.invalid

no that's exactly who you expect it to fall to

feb 20, 2025, 2:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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PIDXR @pidxr.bsky.social

This is putin looting our nation

feb 20, 2025, 12:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Skiingmoondancer @skiingmoondancer.bsky.social

And figure out how to steal it and make it part of your official duties

feb 20, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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pamelaphillippeh.bsky.social @pamelaphillippeh.bsky.social

Will he have to move boxes in his bathroom at Mar-a-Lago to make room for the gold?

feb 20, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Call me Trixie @trixienorton.bsky.social

We deserve stupid villains, that's what really burns my biscuit.

feb 20, 2025, 2:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jay @llama615.bsky.social

Let me guess, all of that gold is going to end up in one of his shitty bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago

feb 20, 2025, 1:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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foxhallmanor.bsky.social @foxhallmanor.bsky.social

I'm worried about Stephen Cheung's health.

feb 21, 2025, 10:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Deb @deblamb.bsky.social

Going to steal the gold.

feb 20, 2025, 12:11 pm • 20 0 • view
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Chris K @sweet2020.bsky.social

And steal some gold. No no trick fingers. You ate crypto king(creep)

feb 20, 2025, 1:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Natalia Kerr @nataliakerr.bsky.social

Yes. It's all there.

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A Man Has No Name 🇺🇦 @manhasnoname.bsky.social

“Use the words ‘Fort Knox’ as many times as you can in one minute. Go!”

feb 20, 2025, 12:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rick @rikzilla.bsky.social

So now they're going to steal the gold in Ft. Knox I guess???

feb 20, 2025, 9:14 am • 0 0 • view
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🇨🇦 GwenInThe416🇨🇦 @gweninthe416.bsky.social

Yep

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feb 20, 2025, 2:05 pm • 33 3 • view
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Jeff Sabin @texanokie07.bsky.social

Tribble fur is a lot thicker than whatever is on his head.

feb 20, 2025, 8:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jayme Ruimveld @jaymeruimveld.bsky.social

Will there be any oversight on this “visit?” Me thinks some in the entourage could have light fingers. 💰

feb 20, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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blutexan.bsky.social @blutexan.bsky.social

I read that as I am going to Fort Knox to take what I can

feb 20, 2025, 12:18 pm • 83 2 • view
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Main Teashop @sonsofliberty.vote

Hopefully they overestimate the lift capacity of that jet with too much gold...

feb 20, 2025, 12:56 pm • 26 0 • view
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KittyQueen @animal-lovr24.bsky.social

Well, if his assistance are in his same brain group that should really be hilarious

feb 20, 2025, 12:56 pm • 5 0 • view
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Andrea Reynolds @waternymph.bsky.social

Yosamite Sam already tried that. It didn’t end well.

feb 20, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Oblio @williamwillyloman.bsky.social

Sounds like a job for Mystery Incorporated! Cheung, get The Mystery Machine. Let’s go!

feb 20, 2025, 1:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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unsubsam.bsky.social @unsubsam.bsky.social

What's embarrassing is the electorate that Ate.This.Shit.Up. The quest to find Fort Knox gold will become " the demoncrats stole all the gold from Fort Knox, they have Obama on security film juggling ingots."

feb 20, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tim Pierce @unchi.org

"the fabled Fort Knox" like it's El Dorado or something

feb 20, 2025, 12:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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teresa007.bsky.social @teresa007.bsky.social

Whose protecting Fort Knox from King Kong no no King Don!!

feb 20, 2025, 8:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com

Perhaps someone should remind Trump that the USD hasn't been backed by gold since 1934.

feb 20, 2025, 12:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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vyd76.bsky.social @vyd76.bsky.social

Hopefully they'll be escorted in and out so those motherfuckers do not take any of it! Do not trust them!!!

feb 21, 2025, 5:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Tracy Stegmair @tstegmair.bsky.social

He is just hoping the gold is coins so he can swim in it like Scrooge McDuck.

feb 20, 2025, 6:48 am • 0 0 • view
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ewigeliberal.bsky.social @ewigeliberal.bsky.social

FFS, the manikin "Cheung" is not easy on the eyes...

feb 20, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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mere mortal @mere--mortal.bsky.social

This is art. "You expect liberal democracy to fall to a Palpatine, not Biff Tannen."

feb 20, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Here'sEmmaBrody @emmabrody.bsky.social

@ryanlcooper.com told you all back on November 26, 2024 in his fantastic article prospect.org/power/2024-1...

feb 20, 2025, 12:18 pm • 6 2 • view
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vadaga.bsky.social @vadaga.bsky.social

Afa Biff - In Part 1 he would have broken George's arm and raped Lorraine and in Part 2 he actually does murder George and attempts to murder Marty in the alternate timeline. Not a great planner, but given the opportunity he was dependably vicious.

feb 20, 2025, 12:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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eejax.bsky.social @eejax.bsky.social

Probably thinking: "and what the hell, I may take a few bars home to test them."

feb 20, 2025, 12:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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llligh.bsky.social @llligh.bsky.social

It’s called another photo op, maybe with his new crown.

feb 21, 2025, 3:15 am • 0 0 • view
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🔥 Freddy “Furnace” Dunning Kruger 🔥 @furnace.bsky.social

Check his pockets on the way out

feb 20, 2025, 6:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Jess 📖🪩🎨🍪 @jesslovesreading.swifties.social

He’s trash

feb 20, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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John Mohr @jmohrbsky.bsky.social

Who's 'we' Kemosabe?

feb 20, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Monica @way2old4thissh-t.bsky.social

He is going to steal the gold.

feb 20, 2025, 9:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Jackie Ocrassis @blurstlady.bsky.social

He thinks he's gonna Scrooge McDuck a room full of gold coins!

feb 20, 2025, 10:11 am • 1 0 • view
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PJ walker @pj1304.bsky.social

It's possible that when Trump sees all that gold in one place he'll die from the thrill of going out like he always wanted.

feb 20, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lorna @sunshine4peace.bsky.social

Look at him lick his lips, he's pondering on how he is going to get all that gold, for himself !

feb 20, 2025, 12:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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minniemooch.bsky.social @minniemooch.bsky.social

What a jerk-off!

feb 20, 2025, 11:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Suzanner @susersuzanner.bsky.social

And we’re gonna fill up all our suitcases with some gold.

feb 20, 2025, 5:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Kent Smith @mainekent.bsky.social

Biff Tannen had the patience and the ability to rear a basic book to know what actions to take. You're giving Trump too much credit to assume he'd ever work that hard.

feb 20, 2025, 12:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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panman72 @panman72.bsky.social

The man is an idiot of the highest order

feb 20, 2025, 12:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ultrapop @ultrapop.bsky.social

Can someone just once respond to him that "sir, you are one fucking moron".

feb 20, 2025, 12:21 pm • 22 1 • view
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Call me Trixie @trixienorton.bsky.social

Hey, whatever happened to Rex Tillerson? He's still fine, still rolling in money. See, you can call Trump a fucking moron and he won't do a thing. He only acts against people who kowtow to him, who he doesn't respect.

feb 20, 2025, 2:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Raymond reads banned books @sunraykiss.bsky.social

Unlike felon, I don’t believe he has banned the word moron from White House grounds. So far, there’s nothing stopping anyone from telling him that.

feb 20, 2025, 12:39 pm • 4 1 • view
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Ultrapop @ultrapop.bsky.social

But no one has the balls. And, did he really ban the word "felon"? 😂😂 Or you just joshing me? 😂 Hey. Sir Felon, you are one fucking moron.

feb 20, 2025, 12:44 pm • 3 1 • view
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Kelly Saderholm @ksader.bsky.social

He really did. Immediate firing for using that word.

feb 20, 2025, 12:47 pm • 3 1 • view
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Kim Caudell @kfcaudell.bsky.social

www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...

feb 20, 2025, 1:45 pm • 5 1 • view
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Raymond reads banned books @sunraykiss.bsky.social

Thanks Kim! I rather have facts than fiction.

feb 20, 2025, 1:55 pm • 2 1 • view
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Kim Caudell @kfcaudell.bsky.social

I mean, it's so hard to tell anymore what's real and what isn't. 🙁

feb 20, 2025, 2:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kelly Saderholm @ksader.bsky.social

Yes, thanks so much for the correction, Kim, I totally fell for that.

feb 20, 2025, 2:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kim Caudell @kfcaudell.bsky.social

Who wouldn't? It sounds perfectly plausible under the circumstances.

feb 20, 2025, 2:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Millie Lou 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @millielou1.bsky.social

My god this bloviating cretin. Ugh. #RESIST

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painmaker.bsky.social @painmaker.bsky.social

Haven’t you seen Back to the Future 2?

feb 20, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jo @service-worker.bsky.social

The odds of them actually ending up at Don Knott’s old residence are extremely high

feb 20, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jen @jenstake.bsky.social

On November 8, 2016 in addition to the election, we found out my dad was dying fast. On November 9, 2016, my sister looked at me and said, “We are now in alternate 1985. Biff is president and our dad is dying.” It is definitely embarrassing that this is how it’s happening.

feb 20, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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vl2024.bsky.social @vl2024.bsky.social

What’s up with the cursed King Meidas touch - how did it end?

feb 20, 2025, 9:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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homewatch.bsky.social @homewatch.bsky.social

What are they going to do? Remove the gold at fort Knox to keep it safe. Maybe find a SpaceX hanger to store it in

feb 20, 2025, 7:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Joan Cortez @doggiemama.bsky.social

Stealing all the gold there.

feb 20, 2025, 12:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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natureofthesouth.bsky.social @natureofthesouth.bsky.social

Fill your pockets, boys. Make your trip there worthwhile.

feb 20, 2025, 12:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ianrobo @ianrobo.bsky.social

He has watched gold finger too many times

feb 20, 2025, 8:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Doremus Barkis @ellwand.bsky.social

HE’S FUCKING NUTS WHO IS NOT SEEING THIS

feb 20, 2025, 6:01 am • 15 0 • view
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Death "Fall is my entire personality" Car @lovebethandrobots.bsky.social

I've been saying...were people not watching his campaign rallies? He's a lunatic.

feb 20, 2025, 12:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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carandannie.bsky.social @carandannie.bsky.social

If it is, it won’t be there when he leaves.

feb 20, 2025, 4:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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steve3797.bsky.social @steve3797.bsky.social

... I'm sure it will all be "Fine" ...

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Toni Lynne Ruggiero @toni1457.bsky.social

What a NUT BALL

feb 20, 2025, 12:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mortimer Finkelstien @dudouski120.bsky.social

What a Communist Cunt

feb 20, 2025, 6:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Jason Frantz @jasonfrantz.bsky.social

Dude literally says "we're going to fort knox to make sure the gold is still there" 💀

feb 20, 2025, 5:44 am • 6 0 • view
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mstraat.bsky.social @mstraat.bsky.social

📌

feb 20, 2025, 6:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Mr. Spaceman @mrspaceman.bsky.social

The Dude has a kindergarten understanding of civics.

feb 20, 2025, 6:37 pm • 8 0 • view
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cyditmoon.bsky.social @cyditmoon.bsky.social

But Palpatine is there. He gave DJT $250 million for his campaign and is now running DOGE.

feb 20, 2025, 5:59 am • 0 0 • view
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James in MN @jamesahk.bsky.social

Frankly what human dictator ISN'T Biff Tannen?

feb 20, 2025, 5:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gus Ferguson @gustapher.bsky.social

Biff was based on Donald Trump.

feb 20, 2025, 2:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Peacej9 @j969.bsky.social

STOP THE STEAL!

feb 21, 2025, 3:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Grannie Maggie @2qc.bsky.social

This will make a great movie someday, but choosing the genre will be difficult: Farce, Slapstick, Historical Drama, Noir, Horror, or Tragedy? Or maybe a RomCom with 2 male leads.

feb 20, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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totruth.bsky.social @totruth.bsky.social

😡

feb 20, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Howdo In CO @howdoinco.bsky.social

He thinks he's Goldfinger headed to Fort Knox and even has Oddjob standing next to him for comfort. The cartoonish aura of these imbeciles would be laughable if they weren't systematically destroying the country by ruining everything good that's still left.

feb 21, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Hannah 🇺🇸🤨😡🎀❌👑 @hannah-74.bsky.social

How much is supposed to be there? Does he know the answer? No. He does not. Idiot.

feb 20, 2025, 1:04 pm • 5 0 • view
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Deny, Defend, Depose (Carl Nyberg) @carlnyberg312.bsky.social

Can some of the liberal eggheads acknowledge this? bsky.app/profile/carl...

feb 20, 2025, 1:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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rbsnst.bsky.social @rbsnst.bsky.social

The deep state took all of our gold…….hahaha

feb 20, 2025, 3:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Crimson Liar @crimliar.bsky.social

Elon decides he needs to send it off to Russia for testing!

feb 20, 2025, 12:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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🖐️ DrAlanT 🎬 📚 📎 @dralant.bsky.social

Sharing the joke with his invited press.

feb 20, 2025, 12:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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CC.Car @cc-car.bsky.social

As sure as night follows day, he'll be ranting about "the missing gold" within 24 hours.

feb 20, 2025, 1:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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🇺🇦🇨🇦Vieux Quelque Chose @vieuxquelquechose.bsky.social

youtu.be/LGsIizsyVFE

feb 20, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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EJN71 @ejn71.bsky.social

Yeah, he is going to go into Ft. Knox to figure out how he can walk out with his pockets full. Like we all believe what he says...

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k̶a̶r̶e̶l̶ @kareldg.bsky.social

Time to call it quits. The dumber side of the species has prevailed. GG

feb 20, 2025, 2:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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scoundrel2.bsky.social @scoundrel2.bsky.social

literal gibberish

feb 20, 2025, 5:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Injustice Justice @injusticejustice.bsky.social

Lying thieves .... learned that from 'shop-lifting' all their lives ...

feb 20, 2025, 1:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Annemarie Mullaney @rn58.bsky.social

He didn’t get the memo that we haven’t been on the gold standard since 1971- he must have skipped that in business school…🤷🏻‍♀️😡

feb 20, 2025, 1:37 pm • 8 1 • view
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social

But needs gold to rebuild the beautiful domes in Ukraine. "The domes. The golden domes, they had such beautiful domes."

feb 20, 2025, 1:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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Annemarie Mullaney @rn58.bsky.social

Such an embarrassment

feb 20, 2025, 1:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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Arbeit fur tRump macht frei @cfbswami.bsky.social

AFTER AWHILE.... The only conclusion can be, that if this dude is a genius to a third of America - and the remaining two thirds do nothing about it.... We are as a nation apathetic and stupid ourselves.

feb 21, 2025, 1:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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kspitler.bsky.social @kspitler.bsky.social

he wants all the gold

feb 20, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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timjcj.bsky.social @timjcj.bsky.social

So Goldfinger is back. Where is James Bond when you need him?

feb 20, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Robin Skruhak @robina1955.bsky.social

Oh dear lord…..what an effing idiot.

feb 20, 2025, 3:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gin Guzzling Pirate @trump-is-a-virus.bsky.social

Keep that fucking thief away from our gold

feb 22, 2025, 4:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Buck Sinclair 🇨🇦 Elbows up! @nowsentient.bsky.social

Fuckin dipshit - destroying the world but first, doing the “tour” Super Bowl, Daytona, Fort Knox - next will be Area 51 because ”he’s hearing” there’s aliens there & they gotta go …

feb 20, 2025, 2:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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SL Holling @poetdevotee.bsky.social

This feels like the beginning of a bad heist film. They're going to infiltrate to determine how best to pull out the gold!

feb 20, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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sat50.bsky.social @sat50.bsky.social

There is an insane old coot in charge of this country. Are we at rock bottom, yet? Is there a bottom?

feb 20, 2025, 4:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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sat50.bsky.social @sat50.bsky.social

Can we get a pic of Ding Don, in his diaper, rolling in the gold bars? Goldfinger, anyone. Maybe just the song while he visits. Check his pickets when he leaves.

feb 20, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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NOT my president @julesvan77.bsky.social

You know the f*cker is going to take it and store it in his bathroom at MAL! 🤬

feb 20, 2025, 12:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dr. Samantha Landau📚 @broomsticknpen.bsky.social

I feel like I'm in the plot to a B heist film. On the one hand, we have high-as-a-kite Joker knockoff with a band of wild hackers trying to get to God Level on our govt systems, and on the other hand we have whatever this caricature of Prince John from Disney's Robin Hood is? Oh, America😭

feb 20, 2025, 5:38 am • 24 5 • view
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carostamp.bsky.social @carostamp.bsky.social

Exactly. What an utterly pathetic, worthless man.

feb 20, 2025, 12:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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Polly Firebrand @pollyfirebrand.bsky.social

Does everyone develop impulse control issues as they age? My mom, a business owner, is Trump’s age & she’s always getting low-key chastised by her mgmt team for saying stupid shit. Trump always says the quiet part out loud (election night, anyone?) but his “mgmt team” is too scared to shush him.

feb 20, 2025, 7:48 am • 1 0 • view
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The Fool❌👑 @thefool37.bsky.social

He is insane

feb 20, 2025, 6:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Elizabeth O @elizabethabeth.bsky.social

Biff was based on Trump apparently.

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Jordan Greaney @suritorange.bsky.social

Now we have to build a flying Delorean to go back to find his grandparents in the 1880’s, make sure they fall in a vat of manure and return to 2025.

feb 20, 2025, 12:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Albion @bluguitar.bsky.social

The Donald can't wait to get his hands on the gold at Ft Knox. He's going to have his golden golf cart soon.

feb 20, 2025, 11:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Welsh rarebit @welshrarebit.bsky.social

Don’t laugh it off. This is building the story of a Democratic coup that was only narrowly averted. This then (following the Reichstag Fire scenario) will buttress their justification for their own coup.

feb 20, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Way of the Adamantine Fist @adamantinefist.bsky.social

He’s the useful idiot for the bro billionaires. Jar Jar with Anakin’s ambition (but could never love anyone like Anakin loved Padme).

feb 20, 2025, 7:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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co-nightsky.bsky.social @co-nightsky.bsky.social

feb 20, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tripping the Light Fantastick @ttlfb.bsky.social

Genuinely, I think the only way such a fall works is if it’s really stupid.

feb 20, 2025, 12:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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tedgehring.bsky.social @tedgehring.bsky.social

It’s a weird thing for the president to say. It’s a consistent weird thing about Trump. For all the king and dictator stuff he acts like he’s a total outsider to the government he runs.

feb 20, 2025, 5:50 am • 10 1 • view
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Polly Firebrand @pollyfirebrand.bsky.social

He’s developed impulse control problems as a symptom of his dementia. Whatever pops into his empty skull, blurts from his puckered lips. You know, things like how Musk already knew the winner of the election on election night, and of course, the wink and nod to the gold in Fort Knox.

feb 20, 2025, 8:12 am • 4 0 • view
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Samra Jones Bufkins @samjb.bsky.social

People with dementia repeat themselves constantly--like this.

feb 20, 2025, 12:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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spaceager.bsky.social @spaceager.bsky.social

Stephen Cheung. Xi's direct link to give orders to Tump

feb 20, 2025, 5:41 am • 1 0 • view
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greyghost11.bsky.social @greyghost11.bsky.social

Gold bars will be stacked in his HoJo A Lago bathroom within a month. This assclown is raping America in front of our eyes

feb 20, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Getch 🤘😎 @getchcoast.bsky.social

#nationalstrike

feb 20, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sabaah Jauhar-Rizvi @austenlied.bsky.social

Wanna bet he tries to move it to his house in Florida?

feb 20, 2025, 12:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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kathologist 🧶🇺🇦⚫📎🇬🇪🇲🇩❌👑 @kathologist.bsky.social

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feb 20, 2025, 5:43 am • 3 0 • view
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tlrgosu.bsky.social @tlrgosu.bsky.social

Translation- “we’re going to into Fort Knox to make sure the gold is still there- then we’re going to steal it”

feb 20, 2025, 12:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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NH's "Play-by-Play" Guy @egall.bsky.social

Eh, even in Star Wars, it was Jar-Jar who made the motion granting Palpatine his powers

feb 20, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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David Harris @davidsp72.bsky.social

Chances they claim some or all of the gold is “missing”? 100%

feb 20, 2025, 12:37 pm • 43 4 • view
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John Castiglione @johncastiglione.bsky.social

Literal wallet inspection

feb 20, 2025, 1:07 pm • 10 0 • view
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Retired @solmidog.bsky.social

I would challenge him to even be able to point to Kentucky on a map…

feb 20, 2025, 6:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Martin Auger 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @martinauger.bsky.social

You win the Internet today Julian

feb 20, 2025, 12:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maria Armoudian, Ph.D., @UoA, #ScholarsCircle, #NgaAraWhetu @armoudian.bsky.social

Or is he going into Fort Knox to be sure the gold is there so he can acquire it for himself?

feb 20, 2025, 6:07 am • 1 0 • view
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drtcsmith.bsky.social @drtcsmith.bsky.social

I would be weighing Mr. Trump's luggage and car after his trip to Fort Knox.

feb 20, 2025, 1:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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🏴‍☠️Rich Graham🕉︎ @richgraham.bsky.social

thats cause it fell to ronald reagan, and they are just breaking it to us slowely

feb 21, 2025, 6:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Tom Cross 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @decius.bsky.social

This thing about Fort Knox is a layup for something. Elon, Rand Paul, and others have been promoting this topic for days. I imagine they’ll falsely announce that gold has been stolen, use it to justify something. Could be this “strategic crypto reserve,” basically a wealth transfer to crypto bros.

feb 20, 2025, 9:41 am • 29 6 • view
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Insideeyeroll 🫘 @insideeyeroll.bsky.social

It will be about “getting rid of” the federal reserve so they can create their own centralized banking and give free money to rich people and high interest to “poor” people. We are all “poor” people to them.

feb 20, 2025, 12:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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WO @wildokie.bsky.social

This is my exact thought. The gold is “gone”, only Elon’s money and crypto can save us. Elon is the new Fort Knox.

feb 20, 2025, 12:14 pm • 9 1 • view
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Bruce Bradley @brbradley.bsky.social

A bully third grader as President. What could go wrong?

feb 20, 2025, 11:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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nunthewiser.bsky.social @nunthewiser.bsky.social

We're going in with an empty truck and when we leave we'll say it was stollen.

feb 20, 2025, 6:44 am • 2 0 • view
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Cerisella @cerisella.bsky.social

Biff! 😂

feb 20, 2025, 6:08 am • 3 0 • view
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Bill Entwistle @montanabill.bsky.social

If he rolls around in it naked, it’ll be worthless.

feb 20, 2025, 6:19 am • 0 0 • view
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jenniferb-3.bsky.social @jenniferb-3.bsky.social

Hope they check his diaper when they leave.

feb 21, 2025, 1:49 am • 0 0 • view
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helpm-boab.bsky.social @helpm-boab.bsky.social

Then they'll transfer the gold to mar a lago and say OMG the place was empty, Biden has taken all our gold!!

feb 20, 2025, 7:43 am • 1 1 • view
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Pam Kearney Patrick @pamcarknee.bsky.social

Reading is apparently still fundamental

feb 20, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Christy @csweden.bsky.social

He’s going to Fort Knox to steal the gold

feb 20, 2025, 10:26 am • 1 1 • view
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MKY @mky603.bsky.social

Does anyone in their RIGHT mind TRUST Trump/Musk to go into Fort Knox? Is this just an Tax funded expensive field trip for them both to get hard ons viewing the gold?

feb 20, 2025, 1:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shayleesbibi @shayleesbibi.bsky.social

Putin going too?! Ffs

feb 20, 2025, 9:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Marty Olliff @martyolliff.bsky.social

Except the writers used Trump as the model for Biff Tannen, and they were spot on.

feb 20, 2025, 12:42 pm • 10 0 • view
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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social

Back of the Future 2 was a documentary

feb 20, 2025, 12:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ken Jensen @kjensen1.bsky.social

And the sycophants sitting there nodding their heads as if he's making the most profound statement.

feb 20, 2025, 12:33 pm • 5 0 • view
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John West'le @johnnywest.bsky.social

Deciding who to give it to.

feb 20, 2025, 5:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Neil @nudgecloud.bsky.social

Where's Oddjob?

feb 20, 2025, 12:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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res-ipsa.bsky.social @res-ipsa.bsky.social

What he’s saying is that he doesn’t trust the US has the gold backing to support its own currency? That’s awesome for the people of this country.

feb 20, 2025, 12:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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cking01.bsky.social @cking01.bsky.social

Somebody bring a camera just in case...

feb 20, 2025, 1:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social

he takin' Oddjob there with him?

feb 20, 2025, 12:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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peterrb1961.bsky.social @peterrb1961.bsky.social

Trump would love to film this live - like Al Capone's vault. Because at heart he's a corny faux tv personality like Geraldo.

feb 20, 2025, 1:54 pm • 5 0 • view
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txeightiesgirl.bsky.social @txeightiesgirl.bsky.social

Fabled Fort Knox??? wtf??

feb 20, 2025, 3:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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CTPhipps @ctphipps.bsky.social

Trump is old ass Joffrey from Westeros.

feb 20, 2025, 12:12 pm • 10 3 • view
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diddlyidi.bsky.social @diddlyidi.bsky.social

didnt they poison him...wow now thats a plan...put it in his maccy d´s!

feb 20, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Scott Stevenson @pdxcitizen.bsky.social

It truly is Biff all the way down. Incurious, lazy, doesn't know what he doesn't know, and insulated from criticism by a large school of toadies and lickspittles.

feb 20, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social

They’re going to irradiate the gold like Goldfinger

feb 20, 2025, 11:45 am • 0 0 • view
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meed @mmeed.bsky.social

If you look behind Trump you can see a lot of wannabe palpatines. That said, I take your larger point.

feb 20, 2025, 12:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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tink51.bsky.social @tink51.bsky.social

Uh oh, what if Goldfinger stole it all?

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jedover.bsky.social @jedover.bsky.social

Right… let’s open Fort Knox to a convicted felon! What could go wrong!

feb 20, 2025, 7:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Kara Fagan 🇨🇦 Liberal @fagankara.bsky.social

I’d say America wants to watch this. Your gold may disappear in the inspection process

feb 20, 2025, 12:46 pm • 2 1 • view
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DaveN 🇨🇦 @davenlsn.bsky.social

We just "helped ourselves to some of it". To test its purity and then we'll return it. But of course we will.

feb 20, 2025, 12:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kara Fagan 🇨🇦 Liberal @fagankara.bsky.social

Every accusation is a confession

feb 20, 2025, 1:00 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kim Caudell @kfcaudell.bsky.social

Nothing makes sense anymore.

feb 20, 2025, 1:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Christine Martin @zizouille.bsky.social

What an idiot!

feb 20, 2025, 1:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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steve52.bsky.social @steve52.bsky.social

When will someone just shoot this brainless fascist con man? Asking for a friend.

feb 20, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social

Biff Tannen in the second Back to the Future movie was apparently inspired by Donald Trump, so I guess it’s not that surprising. Embarrassing yes, but not surprising.

feb 20, 2025, 11:51 am • 62 2 • view
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Per Ahlberg @perahlberg.bsky.social

Yes, who among us watching that movie would have guessed that the real timeline laid out before us would take us to Biff World? 😬

feb 20, 2025, 12:22 pm • 23 0 • view
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::TG_J0hns0n:: @travisjohnson.bsky.social

So does someone have to go back in time and keep Biff from getting the Sports Almanac? I'd volunteer, but 1955 wasn't exactly a great time for my people (Goldie Wilson notwithstanding).

feb 20, 2025, 3:09 pm • 7 0 • view
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Per Ahlberg @perahlberg.bsky.social

It wasn't a great time, was it? A while ago I watched the aptly-named White Christmas (1954): a veritable paean to a kind, decent, post-war America - but with only a single, non-speaking, black role (a waiter in a buffet car). Pretty much the world President Biff & co want to return to. 🤬

feb 20, 2025, 3:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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::TG_J0hns0n:: @travisjohnson.bsky.social

It's funny you'd bring that up. White Christmas is a go-to for my family. Has been for years. But we noticed JUST LAST YEAR that the only black person was that guy on the buffet car.

feb 20, 2025, 3:45 pm • 7 0 • view
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Per Ahlberg @perahlberg.bsky.social

Wow. But I can see why that would happen: that movie is so benign, so not-even-thinking-about-it, that it might not register. We also watch it every Christmas, but It took us years to notice.

feb 20, 2025, 7:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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rogrrr @rogrrr.bsky.social

What about “It’s a Wonderful Life”? Still one of my all time favs but there’s a cringe-y moment in the family dining room. 🫣

feb 20, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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::TG_J0hns0n:: @travisjohnson.bsky.social

I don't think I've ever seen that in its entirety.

feb 20, 2025, 8:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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ArchPundit @archpundit.bsky.social

Historians are going to have such a hard time making sense of how stupid all of this is

feb 20, 2025, 5:34 am • 73 2 • view
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neddludd.bsky.social @neddludd.bsky.social

Embarrassing

feb 20, 2025, 12:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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brooklyntrolleydodger @bklyntrolleydodger.bsky.social

Historians ??

feb 20, 2025, 6:19 am • 17 1 • view
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Andrew Pickett @andrewctenor.bsky.social

Are historians still legal

feb 20, 2025, 1:03 pm • 4 0 • view
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hongpong @hongpong.bsky.social

back to the future part ii definitely contemplated the biff power trip

feb 20, 2025, 5:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Tenacious Lee @tenaciouslee12.bsky.social

That's insulting to Biff.

feb 20, 2025, 6:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Voshka @voshka.bsky.social

Is this why he wants his new Air Force Ones? So it can handle the weight of the Fort Knox gold when he flies it to Putin

feb 20, 2025, 5:58 am • 2 1 • view
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Voshka @voshka.bsky.social

Great! He’s going to steal the Fort Knox gold to mint his Trump scam meme coins. Or he’s trading gold to Putin for some deal to build a Trump hotel in Moscow. He just told us all his plans. He says everything out loud.

feb 20, 2025, 5:56 am • 0 0 • view
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solidporcelain.bsky.social @solidporcelain.bsky.social

Bingo. I really didn’t.

feb 20, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joe Dirt @4joedirt.bsky.social

Listen UP, THE PLAN IS TO DO WHAT HITLER DID. Are you hearing this? THE PLAN IS TO DO WHAT HITLER DID. Hello? Listen, Linda. THE PLAN IS TO DO WHAT HITLER DID. Wake up! Yes, YOU! THE PLAN IS TO DO WHAT HITLER DID. Here, see for yourself... www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YbmQgV/

feb 20, 2025, 6:27 am • 2 0 • view
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Malcolm McKinsey @malcolmmckinsey.bsky.social

Get him some Jell-o and a comfy robe and put him in a facility. Senior home, prison, Gitmo — it doesn’t matter.

feb 20, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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thunder1008 @thunder1008.bsky.social

It should be physically incapacitatingly painful to be this fucking stupid.

feb 20, 2025, 6:07 am • 3 0 • view
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Tina Quintero @tinaquintero.bsky.social

You mean going into Fort Knox to rob the place.

feb 20, 2025, 12:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thomas Bartel @thomasbartel.bsky.social

When are the spineless turds in the GOP gonna start fighting against dictator Trump? They're a bunch of no backboned chicken$hits scare to death of him.

feb 20, 2025, 1:18 pm • 4 0 • view
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🍂Helena🍂 @gohexyourself.bsky.social

I hope they hire Geraldo to film/narrate it

feb 20, 2025, 12:12 pm • 8 0 • view
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max mutant @maxmutant.bsky.social

jib jib drivel lies repeat ad nauseum

feb 20, 2025, 5:54 am • 0 0 • view