You never imagine the descent into despotism being quite this embarrassing, you know? You expect liberal democracy to fall to a Palpatine, not Biff Tannen.
You never imagine the descent into despotism being quite this embarrassing, you know? You expect liberal democracy to fall to a Palpatine, not Biff Tannen.
I hope this ends like Goldfinger (movie, not novella, because a fat Gert B Frobe being sucked out of a depressurizing government plane is more interesting). That Trump already has Stephen Cheung as his own Oddjob is just serendipity!
He sounds like he's trying to distract and shut that reporter up fir asking important questions.
Maybe change it to Ft Trumpentine?
The gold might have been moved to Mar-a-Lago. Good luck finding it.
Check Bedminster
Dumpster absolutely barely speaks English. He is repetitive and simple minded. If other more intelligent people didn't write his speeches, it would be as though we're listening to a 7th grader make his first class presentation.
…and, maybe I’ll put it in my bathroom for safe keeping 🙄
Good luck getting into Fort Knox! But then go ahead and try. With any luck, he'll be arrested!
What happens when they go in and the gold isn't there because the US hasn't been on the Gold standard for some time?
Gigantic orange moron
Palpatine is a metaphor for fascism. All of this, this assault, was by design. Not Trumps design. He's a useful idiot, a means.
He is a toddler handed an axe by his parents
Isn't that similar to what he said about checking on the young women dressing backstage at his beauty pageants?
I feel like he’s bragging that he/his took the gold. He’s delighted and obsessed.
His makeup is so distracting
Their stupidity could very well save us
This dude is a total moron! What an embarrassment to our country!!
Why are the despots always such terrible people? Why can't Dolly Parton take over the country and give is us all free college, books for our kids, and sweet, catchy country/pop songs? Oh, Dolly ... Wait, what was I saying?
What a blathering idiot.
He wants to grab the gold and melted down from more toilets
Guess he's got a toilet somewhere that needs a glow-up...
Guess trump wants to redecorate the Oval Office. His motto is: you can never have too many gold fixtures in the Oval Office and bathroom. Hear one toilet can use up to 2 or 3 bars.
How stupid
Where is James Bond when you want him?
no that's exactly who you expect it to fall to
This is putin looting our nation
And figure out how to steal it and make it part of your official duties
Will he have to move boxes in his bathroom at Mar-a-Lago to make room for the gold?
We deserve stupid villains, that's what really burns my biscuit.
Let me guess, all of that gold is going to end up in one of his shitty bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago
I'm worried about Stephen Cheung's health.
Going to steal the gold.
And steal some gold. No no trick fingers. You ate crypto king(creep)
“Use the words ‘Fort Knox’ as many times as you can in one minute. Go!”
So now they're going to steal the gold in Ft. Knox I guess???
Tribble fur is a lot thicker than whatever is on his head.
Will there be any oversight on this “visit?” Me thinks some in the entourage could have light fingers. 💰
I read that as I am going to Fort Knox to take what I can
Hopefully they overestimate the lift capacity of that jet with too much gold...
Well, if his assistance are in his same brain group that should really be hilarious
Yosamite Sam already tried that. It didn’t end well.
Sounds like a job for Mystery Incorporated! Cheung, get The Mystery Machine. Let’s go!
What's embarrassing is the electorate that Ate.This.Shit.Up. The quest to find Fort Knox gold will become " the demoncrats stole all the gold from Fort Knox, they have Obama on security film juggling ingots."
"the fabled Fort Knox" like it's El Dorado or something
Whose protecting Fort Knox from King Kong no no King Don!!
Perhaps someone should remind Trump that the USD hasn't been backed by gold since 1934.
Hopefully they'll be escorted in and out so those motherfuckers do not take any of it! Do not trust them!!!
He is just hoping the gold is coins so he can swim in it like Scrooge McDuck.
FFS, the manikin "Cheung" is not easy on the eyes...
This is art. "You expect liberal democracy to fall to a Palpatine, not Biff Tannen."
@ryanlcooper.com told you all back on November 26, 2024 in his fantastic article prospect.org/power/2024-1...
Afa Biff - In Part 1 he would have broken George's arm and raped Lorraine and in Part 2 he actually does murder George and attempts to murder Marty in the alternate timeline. Not a great planner, but given the opportunity he was dependably vicious.
Probably thinking: "and what the hell, I may take a few bars home to test them."
It’s called another photo op, maybe with his new crown.
Check his pockets on the way out
He’s trash
Who's 'we' Kemosabe?
He is going to steal the gold.
He thinks he's gonna Scrooge McDuck a room full of gold coins!
It's possible that when Trump sees all that gold in one place he'll die from the thrill of going out like he always wanted.
Look at him lick his lips, he's pondering on how he is going to get all that gold, for himself !
What a jerk-off!
And we’re gonna fill up all our suitcases with some gold.
Biff Tannen had the patience and the ability to rear a basic book to know what actions to take. You're giving Trump too much credit to assume he'd ever work that hard.
The man is an idiot of the highest order
Can someone just once respond to him that "sir, you are one fucking moron".
Hey, whatever happened to Rex Tillerson? He's still fine, still rolling in money. See, you can call Trump a fucking moron and he won't do a thing. He only acts against people who kowtow to him, who he doesn't respect.
Unlike felon, I don’t believe he has banned the word moron from White House grounds. So far, there’s nothing stopping anyone from telling him that.
But no one has the balls. And, did he really ban the word "felon"? 😂😂 Or you just joshing me? 😂 Hey. Sir Felon, you are one fucking moron.
He really did. Immediate firing for using that word.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...
Thanks Kim! I rather have facts than fiction.
I mean, it's so hard to tell anymore what's real and what isn't. 🙁
Yes, thanks so much for the correction, Kim, I totally fell for that.
Who wouldn't? It sounds perfectly plausible under the circumstances.
Haven’t you seen Back to the Future 2?
The odds of them actually ending up at Don Knott’s old residence are extremely high
On November 8, 2016 in addition to the election, we found out my dad was dying fast. On November 9, 2016, my sister looked at me and said, “We are now in alternate 1985. Biff is president and our dad is dying.” It is definitely embarrassing that this is how it’s happening.
What’s up with the cursed King Meidas touch - how did it end?
What are they going to do? Remove the gold at fort Knox to keep it safe. Maybe find a SpaceX hanger to store it in
Stealing all the gold there.
Fill your pockets, boys. Make your trip there worthwhile.
He has watched gold finger too many times
HE’S FUCKING NUTS WHO IS NOT SEEING THIS
I've been saying...were people not watching his campaign rallies? He's a lunatic.
If it is, it won’t be there when he leaves.
What a NUT BALL
What a Communist Cunt
Dude literally says "we're going to fort knox to make sure the gold is still there" 💀
📌
The Dude has a kindergarten understanding of civics.
But Palpatine is there. He gave DJT $250 million for his campaign and is now running DOGE.
Frankly what human dictator ISN'T Biff Tannen?
Biff was based on Donald Trump.
STOP THE STEAL!
This will make a great movie someday, but choosing the genre will be difficult: Farce, Slapstick, Historical Drama, Noir, Horror, or Tragedy? Or maybe a RomCom with 2 male leads.
😡
He thinks he's Goldfinger headed to Fort Knox and even has Oddjob standing next to him for comfort. The cartoonish aura of these imbeciles would be laughable if they weren't systematically destroying the country by ruining everything good that's still left.
How much is supposed to be there? Does he know the answer? No. He does not. Idiot.
Can some of the liberal eggheads acknowledge this? bsky.app/profile/carl...
The deep state took all of our gold…….hahaha
Elon decides he needs to send it off to Russia for testing!
Sharing the joke with his invited press.
As sure as night follows day, he'll be ranting about "the missing gold" within 24 hours.
youtu.be/LGsIizsyVFE
Yeah, he is going to go into Ft. Knox to figure out how he can walk out with his pockets full. Like we all believe what he says...
Time to call it quits. The dumber side of the species has prevailed. GG
literal gibberish
Lying thieves .... learned that from 'shop-lifting' all their lives ...
He didn’t get the memo that we haven’t been on the gold standard since 1971- he must have skipped that in business school…🤷🏻♀️😡
But needs gold to rebuild the beautiful domes in Ukraine. "The domes. The golden domes, they had such beautiful domes."
Such an embarrassment
AFTER AWHILE.... The only conclusion can be, that if this dude is a genius to a third of America - and the remaining two thirds do nothing about it.... We are as a nation apathetic and stupid ourselves.
he wants all the gold
So Goldfinger is back. Where is James Bond when you need him?
Oh dear lord…..what an effing idiot.
Keep that fucking thief away from our gold
Fuckin dipshit - destroying the world but first, doing the “tour” Super Bowl, Daytona, Fort Knox - next will be Area 51 because ”he’s hearing” there’s aliens there & they gotta go …
This feels like the beginning of a bad heist film. They're going to infiltrate to determine how best to pull out the gold!
There is an insane old coot in charge of this country. Are we at rock bottom, yet? Is there a bottom?
Can we get a pic of Ding Don, in his diaper, rolling in the gold bars? Goldfinger, anyone. Maybe just the song while he visits. Check his pickets when he leaves.
You know the f*cker is going to take it and store it in his bathroom at MAL! 🤬
I feel like I'm in the plot to a B heist film. On the one hand, we have high-as-a-kite Joker knockoff with a band of wild hackers trying to get to God Level on our govt systems, and on the other hand we have whatever this caricature of Prince John from Disney's Robin Hood is? Oh, America😭
Exactly. What an utterly pathetic, worthless man.
Does everyone develop impulse control issues as they age? My mom, a business owner, is Trump’s age & she’s always getting low-key chastised by her mgmt team for saying stupid shit. Trump always says the quiet part out loud (election night, anyone?) but his “mgmt team” is too scared to shush him.
He is insane
Now we have to build a flying Delorean to go back to find his grandparents in the 1880’s, make sure they fall in a vat of manure and return to 2025.
The Donald can't wait to get his hands on the gold at Ft Knox. He's going to have his golden golf cart soon.
Don’t laugh it off. This is building the story of a Democratic coup that was only narrowly averted. This then (following the Reichstag Fire scenario) will buttress their justification for their own coup.
He’s the useful idiot for the bro billionaires. Jar Jar with Anakin’s ambition (but could never love anyone like Anakin loved Padme).
Genuinely, I think the only way such a fall works is if it’s really stupid.
It’s a weird thing for the president to say. It’s a consistent weird thing about Trump. For all the king and dictator stuff he acts like he’s a total outsider to the government he runs.
He’s developed impulse control problems as a symptom of his dementia. Whatever pops into his empty skull, blurts from his puckered lips. You know, things like how Musk already knew the winner of the election on election night, and of course, the wink and nod to the gold in Fort Knox.
People with dementia repeat themselves constantly--like this.
Stephen Cheung. Xi's direct link to give orders to Tump
Gold bars will be stacked in his HoJo A Lago bathroom within a month. This assclown is raping America in front of our eyes
#nationalstrike
Wanna bet he tries to move it to his house in Florida?
Translation- “we’re going to into Fort Knox to make sure the gold is still there- then we’re going to steal it”
Eh, even in Star Wars, it was Jar-Jar who made the motion granting Palpatine his powers
Chances they claim some or all of the gold is “missing”? 100%
Literal wallet inspection
I would challenge him to even be able to point to Kentucky on a map…
You win the Internet today Julian
Or is he going into Fort Knox to be sure the gold is there so he can acquire it for himself?
I would be weighing Mr. Trump's luggage and car after his trip to Fort Knox.
thats cause it fell to ronald reagan, and they are just breaking it to us slowely
This thing about Fort Knox is a layup for something. Elon, Rand Paul, and others have been promoting this topic for days. I imagine they’ll falsely announce that gold has been stolen, use it to justify something. Could be this “strategic crypto reserve,” basically a wealth transfer to crypto bros.
It will be about “getting rid of” the federal reserve so they can create their own centralized banking and give free money to rich people and high interest to “poor” people. We are all “poor” people to them.
This is my exact thought. The gold is “gone”, only Elon’s money and crypto can save us. Elon is the new Fort Knox.
A bully third grader as President. What could go wrong?
We're going in with an empty truck and when we leave we'll say it was stollen.
Biff! 😂
If he rolls around in it naked, it’ll be worthless.
Hope they check his diaper when they leave.
Then they'll transfer the gold to mar a lago and say OMG the place was empty, Biden has taken all our gold!!
Reading is apparently still fundamental
He’s going to Fort Knox to steal the gold
Does anyone in their RIGHT mind TRUST Trump/Musk to go into Fort Knox? Is this just an Tax funded expensive field trip for them both to get hard ons viewing the gold?
Putin going too?! Ffs
Except the writers used Trump as the model for Biff Tannen, and they were spot on.
Back of the Future 2 was a documentary
And the sycophants sitting there nodding their heads as if he's making the most profound statement.
Deciding who to give it to.
Where's Oddjob?
What he’s saying is that he doesn’t trust the US has the gold backing to support its own currency? That’s awesome for the people of this country.
Somebody bring a camera just in case...
he takin' Oddjob there with him?
Trump would love to film this live - like Al Capone's vault. Because at heart he's a corny faux tv personality like Geraldo.
Fabled Fort Knox??? wtf??
Trump is old ass Joffrey from Westeros.
didnt they poison him...wow now thats a plan...put it in his maccy d´s!
It truly is Biff all the way down. Incurious, lazy, doesn't know what he doesn't know, and insulated from criticism by a large school of toadies and lickspittles.
They’re going to irradiate the gold like Goldfinger
If you look behind Trump you can see a lot of wannabe palpatines. That said, I take your larger point.
Right… let’s open Fort Knox to a convicted felon! What could go wrong!
I’d say America wants to watch this. Your gold may disappear in the inspection process
We just "helped ourselves to some of it". To test its purity and then we'll return it. But of course we will.
Every accusation is a confession
Nothing makes sense anymore.
What an idiot!
When will someone just shoot this brainless fascist con man? Asking for a friend.
Biff Tannen in the second Back to the Future movie was apparently inspired by Donald Trump, so I guess it’s not that surprising. Embarrassing yes, but not surprising.
Yes, who among us watching that movie would have guessed that the real timeline laid out before us would take us to Biff World? 😬
So does someone have to go back in time and keep Biff from getting the Sports Almanac? I'd volunteer, but 1955 wasn't exactly a great time for my people (Goldie Wilson notwithstanding).
It wasn't a great time, was it? A while ago I watched the aptly-named White Christmas (1954): a veritable paean to a kind, decent, post-war America - but with only a single, non-speaking, black role (a waiter in a buffet car). Pretty much the world President Biff & co want to return to. 🤬
It's funny you'd bring that up. White Christmas is a go-to for my family. Has been for years. But we noticed JUST LAST YEAR that the only black person was that guy on the buffet car.
Wow. But I can see why that would happen: that movie is so benign, so not-even-thinking-about-it, that it might not register. We also watch it every Christmas, but It took us years to notice.
What about “It’s a Wonderful Life”? Still one of my all time favs but there’s a cringe-y moment in the family dining room. 🫣
I don't think I've ever seen that in its entirety.
Historians are going to have such a hard time making sense of how stupid all of this is
Embarrassing
Historians ??
Are historians still legal
back to the future part ii definitely contemplated the biff power trip
That's insulting to Biff.
Is this why he wants his new Air Force Ones? So it can handle the weight of the Fort Knox gold when he flies it to Putin
Great! He’s going to steal the Fort Knox gold to mint his Trump scam meme coins. Or he’s trading gold to Putin for some deal to build a Trump hotel in Moscow. He just told us all his plans. He says everything out loud.
Bingo. I really didn’t.
Listen UP, THE PLAN IS TO DO WHAT HITLER DID. Are you hearing this? THE PLAN IS TO DO WHAT HITLER DID. Hello? Listen, Linda. THE PLAN IS TO DO WHAT HITLER DID. Wake up! Yes, YOU! THE PLAN IS TO DO WHAT HITLER DID. Here, see for yourself... www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YbmQgV/
Get him some Jell-o and a comfy robe and put him in a facility. Senior home, prison, Gitmo — it doesn’t matter.
It should be physically incapacitatingly painful to be this fucking stupid.
You mean going into Fort Knox to rob the place.
When are the spineless turds in the GOP gonna start fighting against dictator Trump? They're a bunch of no backboned chicken$hits scare to death of him.
I hope they hire Geraldo to film/narrate it
jib jib drivel lies repeat ad nauseum