Now i am curious. As a sommelier i can name a lot of smells. Do you think it is combined from leather, tobacco, a sprinkle of horse piss and maybe a little granny sweat 😓? Or more to something else 😂? How do your balls smell? I am old, I can’t get close enough.
The formula relies heavily on the ball-sweat from Vladimir Putin. Rump can't get enough of that aroma. There are also notes of Kim Jong Un's stubby little member from when he fell in love with that porky N Korean dick-tator in his first term.
Hooker piss, diet coke and bleach.
Touché!
Like opening the lid of a dumpster in July and finding it full of UTI-piss soaked diapers. Staunch. Putrid. Inescapable.
Brimstone & Sulphur?
Smegma and orange spray tan.
His cologne smells like Putin's balls. He's very familiar with that aroma.
Bleccch🤢
Just pull those saggy old things up from between your knees, then take a sniff.