Dear UK, If we have to hang things from lampposts let's hang fascists, not flags, eh? Unfortunately, there seems to be a rather large proportion of our countrymen who are a bit fashy or fash adjacent. Luckily, as demonstrated by the flag-shaggers, there's lots of lampposts.
I'm going to have to explain that hanging people is bad, aren't I? Don't hang people. Okay. No. Bad. No hanging.
It's 2025, we can redesignate as cervically-secured bungee jumping, Shirley?
People would probably pay for that. We could tell them it's holistic, artisinal, neo-chiropractic spinal enhancement.