Kristi Noem was transported by ambulance on Tuesday to a hospital in Washington, DC, two sources familiar with the matter told CNN. Noem has been conscious at the hospital and has spoken with her security detail. No comment from DHS yet. www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/p...
I was transported, by my son, to the ER on June 7th. I was in the hospital for 7 days, one source familiar with the matter told my other 4 kids. I was conscious the whole time because the beeping was interfering with the nurses rounds, Dr. visits and the dietitian who knows I’m on clear fluids.
Sounds more like an overdose
I hope she’s been diagnosed with a terminal illness 🤞🏻🤞🏻
Hit by shrapnel from an over-inflated lip or eyelid?
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
Broken fingernail Misplaced false eyelash Or Hate overdose
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So anyway, I baked one of those pound packages of tofu this morning, you know to beat the heat. Put spices on it and all. And I swear I must have eaten half of it before it even cooled down.
Whoops. Forgot to say I cut it up. Not whole. Kept picking at the pieces. Got a stomach ache. What are you guys up to?
Cooking up noodles and some sauce. New type of sauce, just experimenting with it.
Oooo noodles sound good. I could get behind some noodles and sauce.
I hope its not all the fillers in her face.
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First time Noem has been conscious in a long time. Still in fantasyland though.
Karma catching up? Maybe!
I'm calling it - eyelash glue emergency.
I would say something snarky but I don’t want to lower myself down to a level where Mike Lee exists.
She must be related to Nancy Mace.
She must be allergic to botox and silicone. Poor girl.
She found out Herr Miller is now SecDHS.
How could they possibly have confirmed consciousness?
Maybe she should lay off the lip fillers. 👄👄
If she comes out of the hospital with a bandage on her ear, i‘m gonna lose it
CNN sucks
Damn those STDs
Oh my goodness was she suffering from a critical case of insufficient media 😳
Distraction for accountability
BS overdose or makeup/botox overdose?
She'll be OK. Can't kill the devil.
Her soul's immune system is rejecting her.
What soul?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Cricket is coming for her shriveled black soul.
Oh, did a brown person look at her the wrong way?
So maybe the sasquatch on her head wasnt dead afterall? Or was it too much plastic from her new face?
Did she have an allergic reaction to the Botox?
UGH I do not want that crap in any DC hospital. The staff is too wonderful for her.
More distraction is all
Does she need wormed?
Botox got to her brain?
Inflamed knees and lips from servicing her supreme leader! She'll be backon her knees in no time!
Plastic bitch.
Dog bite?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS JUST IN... Police are searching for a dangerous immigrant dog, believed to be involved in Noem's incident. Neighbors claim the dog has a longstanding grudge against the secretary. This is a developing story...
She is just so much drama
Not enough lip fillers and hair extensions? Just spitballing... Too soon?
Oh, yes. Her security detail includes her lover, Corey Lewandowski.
So close. Bummer
I don’t care, do you!
Fidos revenge
Perfect ❤️
Yawn.
Drama queen. Is this her latest staging?
Fuck Puppy Killer.
Why couldn’t this be trump. Karma is beautiful
Will she be wearing scrubs when she gets there?
Probably shot herself cosplaying a cop again.
😂
Lips fell off.
Those fillers aren't going to fill themselves... to the hospital, stat!
Call RFK, Jr
Nothing trivial I hope
You beat me to it.
This a way to get her outta her position. Because of her preening, and the expense of her costumes and glam squad, this is too much, even for donna chump. She'll find out by tweet or whatever that is. Kkkristi moan, get the fuck out 🖕
Too bad the fucking bitch didn't croak!!
She’ll be fine. The evil ones always bounce back.
It's probably her dead soul causing an infection in her
I really don't care. Do you?
I generally don’t comment on women’s bodies but she is extremely thin. Maybe some food?
. @acyn.bsky.social 's on it. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Oh no, hope she doesn’t have parvo.
Treat her with all the respect you give to any other female..
Overdid it on the Ozempic? The sasquatch on her head woke up and bit her? Plastic melted on her new face? A brown person looked at her the wrong way?
No one cares 😢😢😢😂😂
She was temporarily impaled on Corey Lewandowski. She’ll be fine.
😅😅😅😅😅
She's probably having a nervous breakdown because she's been demoted and Stephen Miller is her boss.
I was today years old when I found out that cabinet Secretaries are eligible to be transported by ambulance to get emergency Botox injections. Thanks for sharing!
We couldn't get that lucky
Nothing actually happened. She just wanted to cosplay being a protester injured by police.
Drama queef
Changing the narrative from unlawful detention to abundance of caution.
I smell bs coming from the Noem camp.....
Allergy to facial fillers.....
She should only be allowed to be treated by RFK Jr.
We need her healthy to face kidnapping charges!
I just want to see her obituary.
Did she break a nail? Lose a hair extension? Did the beauty bar call to cancel her lash filler treatment? #KristiNoem bsky.app/profile/uroc...
I won't go into details about my life, but I just want to thank everyone on these replies. I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time.
I hope a dog bit her.
Then the nurse put something in her drink and... (she died) 😆
I don’t fucking care
Lemme know when she's dead
And we care why?!?!
“Noem, who oversees the Federal Emergency Management Agency, has called for the disaster relief agency to be dismantled.” So, why use an ambulance? Why not drive herself?
She asked them to get her costumes dry-cleaned for her and if they could rough up a few brown people that would really cheer her up.
White House staff urgently called message to Mike Lee's office: "No matter what happens, don't you tweet a @#$%^ thing!"
Did Lewandowski beat her up too?
Probably, but not with his hands.
I’m afraid to imagine what you mean by that!
Uhh, he'd use his... club.
With no heart, can Kristi Noem truly be said to have a heartbeat?
Just a thought…. bsky.app/profile/grum...
I wish her nothing but the worst
The complications had complications
"Thoughts and prayers"
Did she have a drama attack?
Oh dear, I hope it's nothing minor.
Allergic reaction to lip filler 🤞
I know her plastic surgeon's a for-profit enterprise, but, come on! Order a break this month! Excessive injections, clogging her liver or something!
Wonder how many immigrants will be involved in her care? It’s close to 20% of the US healthcare workforce.
Three thoughts come to mind: 1. She needed emergency Botox injections. 2. She agreed to have the other half of her lobotomy completed. 3. She had a thought, felt intense pain, and had herself rushed to the hospital.
How bout that. Anyway here’s a picture of my very good boy Archie! He just turned SIX!
Must have eaten a bad puppy.
She had an allergic reaction but I am sure they will make up a story of her being attacked by immigrants.
The last vestiges of her soul finally left her body.
I hope she gets denied care by health ins.
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One of her lips blow up?
Vibrator set to 11.
Did someone let her have a weapon again?
Was her issue caused by her conscience making a desperate attempt to re-enter her brain?
It finally happened. She is allergic to Botox. Too much exposure will do that to you.
Mean Post: How did they know she was conscious?
🖕🐷 I really hope she's taking Kennedys medical advice !!!!
An allergic reaction to botox levels
Rabies?
Botox overdose
I call it a sauna when my reptiles need shedding assistance, but whatever.
Omg 🤣
I hope she has a very terrible case of long covid!
She’ll never be really “conscious” though.
Silicone/botox allergic reaction?
Call Kennedy he’ll fix it😂
Rabies?
Implants ruptured?
🤣😂 good one!
A pack of dogs probably attacked her.
Nancy Mace-itis !!!!!
Fake. Trying to change current shitty narrative to a sympathy narrative.
