Holy shiitake! He thinks MAGA will believe that files about Jeff Epstein who died in 2019 were invented by (1) Hillary Clinton (whose husband paled around with Epstein); (2) the Biden Administration (which began in 2021); and (3) Barack Obama (who unlike Bill and Donald was not Jeff's friend).
But they WILL believe that. It’s almost as large of a problem as his mental illness.
The whole thing is really hitting home for him — he’s melting down over it, as this unhinged rant shows.
Absolutely. Wow.
they were invented by Obama AND there's nothing in there that's bad to Trump or Obama would have released them. That man's brain is spaghetti.
He keeps bragging that he’s done more than any administration in 100 years but wonders why he gets laughed at when he says this
Given they can actually read, MAGA stopped reading after Bondi and fantastic TLDR too Long didn’t read vs TLCR too long can’t read
These are the biggest morons on earth. They will believe whatever he wants them to believe. Don’t give these idiots credit for having independent thinking.
1) Is this a reference to everyone lost in the Snap in the Marvel Universe? 2) I think every year is pretty much the “hottest” anymore
Word of the day DEFLECTION Don't take your eyes off of FEMA and ICE. Don't take your eyes off the ongoing budget questions. Don"t take your eyes off the pseudo tariff negotiations Don't take your eyes off of Israel/Gaza and Russia/Ukraine. HE IS FAILING AT EVERYTHING and needs a diversion
The Epstein Files, which totally don’t exist and never even existed, were created by the Clintons, Obama, Biden, Comey and Hunter’s laptop, just like the Steele Dossier, that also never existed. This is amazing.
My face hurts from smiling.
The sad part is half of maga will believe it. They are split when it comes to the epstein files, and those that believe whatever he says will absolutely believe this.
Panicking much? I hope they sue him for discovery. Release the Epstein files.
Bat. Shit. Nuts.
Hahahaha yeah MAGA really going to love that
There are some in that cult that will believe ANYTHING their orange deity tells them so...
Spoiler alert- they believe anything he says no matter how crazy
MAGA will believe anything, as long as it allows them to continue their fealty to dear cult leader . . .🤦♀️ I’ve started realizing that one of the major reasons MAGA’s won’t turn on Trump, is because that would mean being excommunicated from their cult - they’d have to give up their community! 😞
Well..why not? They believe all the other crap he makes up?
He might as well hoist a flag on that shiny new pole of his saying “I am guilty As Sin - my name and deeds are over the Epstein Files!!!” Dumb motherfucker. Rapists and pedophiles have a type and Trump fits it perfectly.
They probably will believe it. #dumbasses
That's because his spaghetti brain can't comprehend the difference between "more" and "better"!
At least he’s learned how to spell “stolen”…some progress there…
They will believe anything he says
Why you gotta bring mushrooms into this?
I’m so tired of reading anything he writes. We know it’s all smoke and mirrors. Problem is he always gets his platform. And the cult just keeps drinking the kool aid
That's a lot of words to say - get over it. You all know I had sex with a bunch of children.
Desperate and dangerous
He’s playing hockey without a puck.
I don’t think “the D’s invented it” is a winning gaslighting strategy for this when so much MAGA energy was about releasing the Epstein files which they thought was going to incriminate a raft of D’s like Bill Clinton. Why would D’s invent something that incriminates themselves?
Thanks Obama 😂😂😂
I am old enough to remember when Republicans had to resort to Photoshop to try to gin up a scandal about "Obama looking at a young lady's butt."
We're are bunch of children who are so easily distracted from gossip because it is easier than truth. Let's talk about Epstein rather than talk about what is happening in our country. This is coming from a dual Aussie/US citizen. Knowledge of govt in this country is disappointing.
Exactly. There aren't many in influence who come away clean from the Epstein saga..... from either side. So either stop with the tar brush for just one side or let's be honest. And I really don't care anymore. The man is dead. Don't we have better conversations to be had.
Yes Better conversations should be had. Have any influenced the base?
Yes
Thinks? They WILL believe it.
Someone is nervous
The only person he left out is Comrade Snowball.
Anyone who has a 5 yr old that’s told a fib knows this guy is lying and is guilty of everything he’s trying to implicate others in. If you’re not convinced Trump is guilty now, more than ever, you need your head checked. 🤔 #TrumpEpsteinList
Me thinks he doth protest too much. Nothing says I don't care like a long, unsolicited public rant.
They will believe it. Fox will report it starting now, and it will become the new narrative starting tomorrow. Go ahead and save this.
Chickens are coming home to roost. Conspiracy theories and lies are biting the 79 year old grandpa in his old ass. The 79 year old grandpa loves to spread conspiracy theories dig up dirt on other people now he’s on the receiving end and he’s the deep state that MAGA crowd hates. Big cover up. Hmmm.
There is enough videos, photos of the 79-year old grandpa hanging out with the paedophile Epstein. Now he’s trying to make excuses & blaming others for his own bad nasty behaviour. His own people said they have lots of names of people on the Epstein file. Now suddenly there’s nothing there. Oops.
The 79-year-old grandpa is in the advanced stage of dementia, is totally screwed up his time and date and which administration was in charge when the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide, alleged suicide. Pam Bondi promised to release the files. Now she can’t deliver the files. Hmmm what.
The odd thing to me is he thinks he is deflecting but there is an equal chance he is making this worse for him and Bondi. His campaign made it a central part of his presidency if he won. Now he is trying to say it's all fake.
Streisand Effect
You mean the files that don't exist? Dude's a kook.
They've been pretty gullible so far.
"... Jeffrey Epstein, somebody that nobody cares about." [*2020 election enters chat*]
On this platform, our most direct line to POTUS is @jd-vance-1.bsky.social . I am encouraging users to skeet at him every day until the Epstein files are released. Will you join me? Americans have a right to know! Make POTUS fulfill his campaign promise!
I blocked the Tangerine Palpatine's mini me on day-one.
Same
I’m sure he’s happy about that. Wouldn’t you rather be a THORN IN HIS ASS! Call him out on his nonsense! He can’t block all of us! He wanted to open this line of communication? THAT WAS HIS CHOICE! DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY!
The thing is, is that Vance does not give a shit about anyone outside his GOP goose-stepping bubble, and FWIW, there are plenty of other knobs equally worthy of my ire and spoons - many of those ding dongs are in here in California. Focusing energy is key. I wish you well and good luck, however.
Fair enough. At the end of the day he is still VPOTUS, and this is an issue his base has expressed frustration with. Regardless of who the question is coming from, the entire country is expecting an answer. My goal is to get one or watch this admin go full squid games on each other. Win win IMO
TACO. TACO. TACO Epstein. Epstein. Epstein
Bill Barr and Trump disappeared the Epstein documents in 2019
We keep tripping on poisonous roots creeping up into this world from a vast underground structure that we tried to bury in another world. It was called Epstein.
I couldn’t get through all of it- BUT if he’s saying Hillary, Comey, Biden etc created the Epstein files then tRump is DEFINITELY in them!
The fact that they didn't release a redacted version means he must be on every single page
That was my guess as well. Realized it was too difficult to remove him from everything.
In every paragraph and every third sentence.
With photos and possible videos
Please excuse my ignorance, but what *are* the "Epstein files"? That is, to what does that term actually refer?
Bill wasn't Epstein's pal. He visited him because Epstein was dangling a large donation to the Clinton Foundation. Epstein was a celebrity blackmailer, he dangled large donations to many institutions as a way of getting a-list invites. Trump is the only guy accused of rape by Epstein's victims.
He’s clearly insane
They’ll believe anything he tells them to
Like a demented old gardener sowing more seeds of bullshit. I'm sure MSM will oblige. NYT if you're listening 🙄
Well, I'm convinced.
Never underestimate the ignorance of MAGAs. Someone will say Hillary wrote the file in 1997 to get back at Bill and next thing we’ll know MTG will be screaming it from the Capitol steps.
@jaketapper.bsky.social next book
He wouldn't blame others if he didn't want to provide the alibi of being framed, since his name is all over the Epstein files & since everyone in his administration is too stupid to be able to use "find and replace." #maga #trump #epstein #sexualpredator #gop
Shhhh 🤫🤭
Felon 47 is totally unhinged-the US is a failing and it’s all thanks to MAGA!!
That all sounds like Herr Miller is getting nervous. Good! Americans are already uniting in their hate of pedophiles. Trump is a pedophile as will be proven in the Epstein Flies. Won't someone mail a copy to a good leaker? Come on!
Pudding 🧠
By implication he’s confirming that truly that the Epstein files actually exists if he’s suggesting the files were made up by Biden and democrats This man is as guilty as the crime he’s accused of
Some MAGA will believe him.
I hope the media gets on the train and starts yelling this stuff to the public. They don't have to be included in the WH press circles, the whole regime is blabbing out loud what's happening. We may be seeing the desperation before the collapse. We have to keep the pressure on these fools.
If he didn’t hate anything to do with Barbra Streisand so much, he’d know he was just making things worse.
Bill also paled around with Donald The Clintons where guests at Donald and Melania's wedding Chelsea and Ivanka where close friends
Minutes away from blaming Musk and Grok
Well yeah, the administration is the talk of the world, but not in the way he thinks!
The thing is…. He so ensconced in his own delusion he likely believes all of this is fact.
Loony tunes…
Sounds legit.
He's ranting like a mad man. lol
But they will believe it. Magats will believe what dear leader tells them to believe.
Unreal how the same talking points of bogus garbage over and over again fool the imbeciles
I once met a guy who believed that the United States was created to make his life miserable because they knew he would be born. Pretty sure he was tripping balls at the time. Sounds the same.
You seem to think MAGA is smart enough to think about those things rationally and logically. They believe every word from Donald’s mouth.
He in a frothy fulminating panic throwing everything at the wall hoping it will stick. Frankly, I wish Rosie would chime in with an Epstein reference or two. Probably the fear of a Trump SLAP suit against her chills that possibility.
Epstein died on Trump's watch
All comes back to “It’s All Joe Biden’s Fault.” Should make it a country music song to make all the magats drool!
Will MAGA swallow these delusional, paranoid, conspiratorial rantings? Of course they will! You'll see them ricocheting around the MAGAsphere in hours.
It means Trump is in the file and Clinton isn’t.
Damn! I just checked, this is very real. He is in full panic mode. I honestly think this is the most panicked I've seen the orange cretin. He's telling on himself.
Florida prosecuted him long before the Feds got involved. They should have had tons of info on him. And, Pam Bondi was Florida AG from 2011 to 2019. She should have had access to those files. We all know Trump was in those files. That's why they're being buried.
Blockbuster psychological thriller!
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Will they believed he’d make America great again enough to elect him again. So he kinda can say whatever he wants. Who has stopped or challenged him enough? Tariffs…. okay Rule by EO…. okay This is my natural skin tone…..okay
MAGA has never been so picky with dates, facts or connecting the dots, nah too complicated. If it fits their views - Heck yeah I'm all in.
I honestly don't believe his followers are able to read past the first 2 lines: too stupid with no attention soan
Wonder what trump and bondi would do if Obama, Hillary, and Biden all filed lawsuits against him for defamation and slander? I would think the discovery will have more fireworks than his military parade/birthday party.
The sitting President is immune from ‘criminal’ prosecution - not civil prosecution! I’m liking this idea of suing Trump in civil court for defamation & slander! Maybe we could file a class action for fraud - Trump knowingly lied to us that it’s the other countries who pay the tariffs?? 🤪😂
I think it can cause a lot of problems for him. Can you see him giving depositions to Obama, Hillary, and Bidens attorneys. It will be so glorious. And maybe he will use Alina Habba again. Now that's worth celebrating 🍾
It’s definitely got potential! 😊
Lawsuits against a sitting president will go absolutely no where. ‘Fruit of the poisonous tree’ 🙄 the only way to cripple Trumps agenda is to vote in the November 2026 midterms to flip the congress 💙 🗳️ 💙
I can't hurt to start the process. Civil Court is a different ballgame, and he hates when money is involved. But absolutely, yes, voting in 26 and 28 will shut down a lot of this mess.
I don’t get why they shy away from these lawsuits.
I don't, either. I say tie him and Pan up in court with truckloads of discovery.
I wish we could sue a sitting president but we can’t. It’s called ‘Presidential Immunity’ I know it sucks, but as voters our only recourse is going to the polls on Election Day in November 2026 to flip the congress, an opposition party in congress will immediately bring Trump’s agenda to a halt.
True. Vote and don't give up is my plan.
This is causing MAGA civil war and I love that for them
And a lot of them will.
I don’t know why he even bothers trying to deny it; it’s pretty clear by now that his MAGA supporters will stick with him no matter what. They could be presented with forensically verified video footage of Trump eating live babies and they still wouldn’t abandon him.
And they will.
“Methinks doth protests too much”.
Remember that his audience is people who believe that JFK Jr is alive and in league with Shitler to expose a pedo ring. These are broken brain people.
He’s saying that his enemies created the Epstein Files but then they didn’t release them because there’s nothing incriminating in them. That’s some weird nonsense even for him.
Those sneaky bastards spent a decade creating files, but not to release them. No, they were so clever they knew Trump would promise release of the files himself and they set him up. So smart.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🤣🤣🤣
Well, I think we all know now what Pammy is doing in there.
Someone is panicking! And looking oh so very guilty! Too stupid to know how guilty he is making himself look. And yeah, he’s doing all those great things, yeah ok.
And the fact that it's sooooo long is the icing on the cake. It's making MAGA even more infuriated. Probably the most reading they've done in years.
The panic is delicious
Hopefully it's IMPLODING!
But he’s right… they will believe him.
They will believe anything he says.
TBF, MAGA will believe fucking anything.
yes. and ALSO: revisiting the "why didn't dems release the files when biden was president, if they had incriminating info about republicans, huh? yeah, think about *that*." dude's playing 47d chess here.
MAGA is so stupid they’ll buy what the fucker tells them in the end
Just trying out new lines for them to parrot.
Simply put, Trump's name is in the Epstein files. There are receipts, you know?
Biden has a time-traveling DeLorean. Everyone knows that.
"Thank you for your attention to this matter" is the new, "I'd like to speak to the manager."
There are AT LEAST 30% of MAGA who will believe it without hesitation. There are about 30% that will believe it if FOX and other sources parrot it. The last 40% isn't likely to believe it but also doesn't care.
Spoiler: His base will not let this go. Looks like they are already losing it over in the bad place.
I don’t think that Trump is going make to the next year. Impeachment is the table if he keeps pissing eveyone.
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, this won't go on for 4 years and not even sure if it will make it to the mid terms.
I wonder what the qanon community will be able to conclude from these clues. trump shot himself in the foot ever validating them. They dug in more after that...
Nice word salad 🌮
I’m not reading all that.
lol. Totally understand. It is actually even more desperate-sounding than I expected
Yeah, don’t bother. I read it and it’s exactly what you think it is.
Yeah. NOPE.
lol … “thank you your attention to this matter” 🤣🤣🤣
They indeed are paying attention to this matter.
Trump is an organism that exists without a soul.
I foresee this causing even more dissonance for the cult. They’ve been obsessing over Epstein’s clients for years now and these are obvious lies. There’s no reconciling any of that rant with what his cult “knows”
As well have experienced, MAGA doesn't read this much, so........
I’m thinking someone is about to leak these files auntie is trying to get ahead of it.
