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Jen Taub @jennifertaub.com

So, if it’s not true, we deserve a photo like this mocking our morbid speculation

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aug 30, 2025, 4:58 am • 203 13

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terps3040.bsky.social @terps3040.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Markro 💎🫘 @markro2015.bsky.social

I AM DEADER THAN THE DEADEST MAN WHO EVER DEADED. NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT DEATH THAN ME!

aug 30, 2025, 6:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Rosanna Landis Weaver @landisweaver.bsky.social

Apparently "No one mourns the wicked" is trending on twitter.

aug 30, 2025, 5:13 am • 5 0 • view
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Fucknazis @justharris.bsky.social

VDC Day.

aug 30, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
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knewsy.bsky.social @knewsy.bsky.social

Nah … it’s not morbid, it’s hopefulness wrapped in giddiness at the thought. (And there is exactly one person I would ever say this about)

aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social

I'm reminded of Pompey the Great, who pretended he was super-sick for a couple of weeks, to see who came to pay respects.

aug 30, 2025, 5:07 am • 2 0 • view
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margie @pettywhite.bsky.social

i wasn't speculating, i was hoping

aug 30, 2025, 5:43 am • 0 0 • view
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ManlyLibrarian @manlylibrarian.bsky.social

Joyful speculation, I call it.

aug 30, 2025, 5:04 am • 3 0 • view
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social

Naw, the term speculation distorts the meme. I think I'm sky-pilled now cus I'm wondering what @katestarbird.bsky.social thinks. Any excuse to share this awesome lecture as well.

aug 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social

Imagine in the end it wasn’t an actual health issue (like the candles or the wrist spots etc) but it’s because JD Vance made his move and offed him?? What would be the bigger story…. The presidents passing or the fact that JD Vance DID SOMETHING?

aug 30, 2025, 6:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Russ Copeland @rcopelander.bsky.social

Ok now I'm up to speed,,,, plus I'm super bummed 😏

aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view