So stupid.
So stupid.
Wow. Are they really that stupid?
You elected Trump President. Twice. Of course North Dakota is this fucking stupid.
Not the brightest lightbulbs or sharpest pencils. Eyeroll.
It’s actually an ad from Their tourism bureau/immigration recruitment agency
Sure, let’s abolish the Dept of Education. 🙄🤦🏻♀️
Had you met the folks in. Oak, you’d understand why they’d release this. Not the brightest bulbs on the string.
I've been there more than once, but I would like to toss in Iowa as the most boring state in America. There I said it.
As an Iowan, mostly I agree. However, I drove through Montana a while back and I don't think there was anything there. We at least have a butter cow sometimes.
There is a lot of interesting in MT, though. I love to research fascinating bits of history of the little places you go thru, and I just didn't find any of that in IA. Maybe I was I was in the wrong parts on my way to ND and Canada? 😂
I randomly heard Oregonians are moving to Montana in droves and spiking housing costs.
We need to move more blue into red states. If I had the money, I would.
No one should ever make a life plan of moving to NoDak. Ever. It’s not actually habitable by humans most of the year.
I live in KY, but have stayed in Medina a couple times hunting. I'll never forget the Decoy Bar. There was blood trail into the bar, which gave us pause and some guy had brought a Deer head in and laid on top of the bar. Never seen anything like it. 😂
Oh, there's quite a bit of Blue in some of the Red States, but the DNC and state parties DO NOTHING to help. Trust me, I ran in 2018. If it is a state house race they won't do anything. Everything goes to US Senate, some Congressional and Gubernatorial races. We must do this Bottom up. Not Top Down.
Uh, Montana literally has mountains?
You sculpt cows out of butter? Boy, the winter nights must be long and exciting.
I agree.. I was born in Nirth Dakota and went to school In Iowa.. Iowa is much more boring.. they have lefse in North Dakota.. tsunamis are scared of lefse.
😂 Oh, you must some very interesting personal stories. I certainly do.
lol.. yep
You can imagine a Kentuckian in that environment for the first time. The people were great, though. Just kinda odd things happened, but you roll with it. 😂
Iowa is nothing compared to western Nebraska. McPherson County is nearly twice the size of NYC but it has about 400 people in it. That's 0.46 people per square mile.
I grew up in North Dakota, and...yeah, basically all of this.
😂 Awwww...he's in North Dakota. It isn't a total loss. Almost, but not a total loss.
If only our government officials emphasized education instead of where to purchase guns and MAGA merch, we wouldn’t have people Googling where in the state of N Dakota is a tsunami is going to hit.
Lmao come on man 😂
Pretty on point for North Dakota. They only got the invention of fire a few years back and everything is new to that whole entire state.
sigh... How do you even begin to fix this kind of ignorance?
To be honest, I also have no idea.
My North Dakota stereotype does allow for this.
That's what they WANT you to believe, Mr. Lewis. North Dakota has a beautiful ocean coastline with temeperate weather year round and very little snow.
NWS has a sense of humor?
Finally some good news.
If a tsunami is hitting North Dakota…. Fuckin pray cause it’s the end times
These are the kind of people that go stumbling out when the waters recede.
maybe it's a really big tsunami
But what about Kansas? They have some crazy tornadoes. My friend Dorothy was just taking a nap in her house and then all of a sudden it’s in a completely different place. The roads are yellow. There’s dancing tiny people. And goddamn the singing. Tsunami doesn’t seem that far fetched now does it?
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I'm reminded of the U-boat scares in Arkansas in 1942.
Everyday I cringe more and more at how stupid this country has become
Somehow I'm visualizing Sharpie tidal waves swamping the Dakotas. Why isn't the Liberal Media warning Real Americans?
Perhaps they're confusing a tsunami with a wendigo? Or a derecho? Whatever, it just goes to show, Trump should NOT cancel NOAA. These people need guidance! :)
Bawhahahaha! Too much!!! No wonder so many people voted for tRump!
The people of the USA continuously sink to new levels of stupidity. 😢
The stupid hurts my head.
No, it is responding to the Squeeks person.
well, they're responding to a query regarding North Dakota, to be fair
Noem won't have to buy a sandbag-filling outfit for her next photo shoot.
You can understand why those are deep red states.
😂
Computers failing to reason again, I would guess.
This is good news I was in the Mojave and was hit with a tidal wave 200ft high. You never expect tsunamis where it's not possible for them to be.
Clearly in denial about the Red River
Squeaks seems smart
Better safe than sorry I always say
Forwarding this to my brother in ND.
This….this really explains a lot
Oh good grief.
You know at least 3 people are gonna ask
What percentage of water in the global ocean would have to be present in a single wave that would clear the coastal ranges AND the Rockies AND stretch across hundreds of miles of the High Plains to reach Fargo?
Ask the non-avian dinosaurs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanis_(....
That wikipedia entry points out that the aquatic fossils were not from tsunamis, but rather waves in a continentally interior water body, created by the seismic waves of the impact. If you're going to be pedantic, get your facts right.
A seiche as described here is a tsunami. 65 mya the Western Interior Seaway had not yet closed. Marine, freshwater, and terrestrial life were intermixed biodiversity.ku.edu/news/article... An illustrative map of North America with the geology of 65 mya and the political geography of 1821 overlaid
if there ever IS a tsunami warning for north dakota I definitely want to hear about it, because it'd probably be a problem for everyone on the planet
FFS
Send science and geography books to libraries in ND - preferably in simple English.
In case anyone wondered just how stupid many Americans are, this should solve that problem.
JFC 🤦🏼♀️
There will be no North Dakota in the Second Republic of The United States
Noooooooooooooo No way Wow
This is why the Department of Education is needed!
Wow, 😳 no wonder there's an orange pile of crap in the White House.
Well what about one that's big enough?????? :-)
@beel.bsky.social
lmao.
this is freaky too lolz i cant look at it..
I mean, that’s my exact reaction to the post so…
HUH? People actually thought North Dakota might get a tsunami?
It’s shocking how stupid America has become.
Did these fools actually need to be told this?
Honestly, if there was a tsunami warning for North Dakota, at that point I don’t know if there’s really anything to do except lean over and kiss your ass goodbye.
I'm laughing waaaaaay too hard at this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NA2...
Bless their hearts!🤪
Not so pure stupidity.
Kristi Noem is now in charge of the national weather service?
A Dakota MAGA tsunami of epic proportions would certainly advance the prospects of enhanced natural selection for the rest of us.
If there is a tsunami hitting ND we'll all probably notice the shockwaves from the hypervelocity impactor.
North Dakota is ranked 28th in education. They may want to rethink that.
Yeah, that sounds a bit too high.
The NWS watch for California is nearly as ridiculous — is a wave gonna cross the Pacific, go through the Golden Gate, hang a sharp right at Treasure Island, go through 40 miles of shallow bay, and then do something to San Jose?
Whew
🤣🤣🤣
People just get dumber and dumber. I think it can’t get worse but then I see stuff like this.
North Dakotans giving the old Confederacy a run for its money in the stupidity sweepstakes.
Tsunami in Fargo sounds like a song title.
🤦♀️
Thank God. I know those North Dakotans must have been worried sick. 🤣
Imagine thinking this was a real concern in ND & not someone noticing how funny Google suggestions are worded when people in Fargo search for news about the tsunami. Then the NWS gets cute and we all laugh until Bluesky misses the joke & wrings hands about the state of education 🙄
I feel safer already
oh dear
This is consistent with Trump getting elected. Twice. This country’s full of idiots.
But what about the sharknado threat?
Those updates will be over on Discovery or TLC.
One PSA at a time, ok?
🥲
Are you really surprised?
C'mon folks. Seems like a little humor from the NWS here. In the same vein, local humor says Fargo is on the "east coast" of the state (Red River) and the North Dakota Navy is on Lake Sakakawea. I've seen similarly humorous NWS postings in other places.
North Dakotans everyone. So mouth breathing stupid they worry about a tsunami in the middle of the fucking heartland.
Phew, I was beginning to worry because the waves will have to get past me first, and I don't have a life raft. When you live above 3,000ft you never think of these things.
…
Are we that fking stupid? I am asking a genuine question. You know what... I don't want to know the answer. I have the answer from the fact that we have a pedo rapist convicted felon in the White House and a Senate who just confirmed a man to be a lifelong judge after violating court orders
Wow
Welcome visit to North Dakota...
People like that wouldn't be missed very much, when there actually came a "rapture"
I understand now why you elected the folks that you did!
Pretty much tells you the average IQ of N Dakota residents (<80. Max!)
I'd also have to further deduce, that if they didn't know the geography of their region — that they probably listened to the pastor that gave the sermon in the ministry. *Thoughts & prayers for the day the NWS issues the alert for WORMWOOD.* -ONE.🙏🏾
Seriously, though, I don't think that they knew. -ONE. 1. www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Revelation-8... 2. biblehub.com/revelation/1...
Here I come to make some kind of lopsided excuse for these people. You see what happened was, they were reading the bible — THE BOOK OF REVELATION 8:10–8:11/12:4. Then, they got to the part about 1/3... -ONE.🌊
They want to be extra careful after their big tragic miss re Texas floods.
Not only landlocked: It would be multiply-landlocked if Manitoba didn't touch the Hudson Bay. Otherwise, it only borders landlocked states and provinces. It's a mountain range and most of a Great Plains away from the Pacific.
Too much of this and not enough book learnin'. youtu.be/1NA2zKF7m28?...
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I am amazed daily that we don't lose more Americans to shirt strangulation or fork in light socket.
“People also search for” tells an amazing tale.
South Dakotans feeling the smug Dakaota.
They have lakes, don't they? Although, lake tsunamis are incredibly rare. Maybe on Gitche Gumee, when the witch of November comes stealing.
Tsunamis might be rare, but seiches aren't! They can act in some similar ways, but generally on a much longer time frame...
I'm surprised they spelled tsunami correctly
Don't laugh, it could have been a big enough tsunami to crash over the Rocky Mountains into the Great Plains... And certainly, issuing a tsunami warning for the Dakotas would be of the highest priority at that point.
People were actually searching for a tsunami warning in Fargo, ND, and we’re canceling the Department of Education. My brain hurts
NO! HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE I HATE IT HERE!
"Did you step out of a time machine set for 65m BC? Then no."
this is what happens when you defund education
they are right - credit where credit is due. But just wait until their budget gets cut again ...
Wth 🤣
No news is good news. They're just seizing the opportunity. From Seaside Oregon - our tsunami advisory is real.
The idiots did vote for Donald Trump.
Lolol omg hahahaha
These people vote 😳😳😬😬
That was for Kristi Noem’s benefit.😂
Just proves how bored people are in ND. Like so bored they’re wishing against all logic that it *might* be possible that there might be some excitement coming their way.
Whew, that was close /sarc/
Wait--will the Tsunami hit in Grand Rapids, Michigan? (asking for a friend)
And this person was allowed to vote?
I’ll be that guy and point out that a large enough tsunami could inundate the Dakota’s. It would just have to be……BIG.
Of course the tsunami would be the last of our worries.
If a tsunami that big hit, I'm not sure if a warning would help much. Even in the Dakotas.
True. It would be one for the record books
and selfies.
...there would be no more books...
I live in a country of dumb!🤦♀️
At least dumb can be taught. This is a country of aggressive stupid...
Willful ignorance. They choose it.
💯
i'm on the east coast. i'm searching/reporting/reposting because i have friends in hawaii :-> i'm not a dumbass, i'm a caring ass
OOO, a caring ass! Sounds HAWT. 🤪🫠🙃
But you aren’t searching about the impact to ND. Hawaii makes sense.
for sure
Just read a post stating that the search tags where people are who are asking, not if they are asking about an event in their area. If that’s the case, it makes sense and is a relief! 😅
Listen. It said Forks in there. Combined with the reports that the tsunami would be hitting WA…I fear this is Twilight confusion. Can’t have Bella’s house getting destroyed.
😅
Phew.. dodged a bullet there
I was shitting bricks for a few min there
No doubt! But that would be one hell of a Tsunami
Replace these people with AI. It doesn't even have to be the good AI.
America is so doomed
I was searching for idiots and Google showed me the Dakotas as where they gathered.
These people VOTE 😫
How frustrating it must be to have to explain to people why ND wouldn't be in line with a Tsunami. However, I'm pretty sure those people are still asking even after the "landlocked" explanation because they don't know anything about physical geography 🤯
Oy vey.
“Ohhhhh you said tsunami! I thought you meant kaiju! Oh I AM a giddy goat.” - North Dakota MAGA voter.
Well, now I can rest easy!
It's North Dakota... they have no one else to talk to
The North American continental pole of inaccessibility is in South Dakota (in the Pine Ridge reservation). The closest ocean is Hudson Bay.
So, this tells me that Montana might go completely underwater, but *North Dakota* is safe.
Even if there was a Pacific tsunami reaching North Dakota... it still wouldn't reach DC 😔
It’d be one hell of a tsunami to hit North Dakota, for sure. A “the entire west or east coast was obliterated” level.
Oh, ffs, Squeeks.
Let’s see… is North Dakota a blue state or red?
Oh we should just give ourselves up
Not true! I have 3 acres of beach front property in North Dakota. I haven’t been there yet, but the photos I got from the seller are wonderful.
😆
I think i bought a bridge close to there.
This from 66 million years ago?
Now they should do the Gulf of The Tsunami Is Probably Not Going To Hit Here Because We Renamed It Aren't We Superficially Patriotic and It Would Not Dare.
They know their audience, you can say that much for them.
If anyone here thinks that the “people searched for” suggestions are things people actually searched for and not algorithmic composites, you’re dumber than a North Dakotan tsunami
TRumpiedoodles are dumb
We ban books. This should be expected.
Are they sure??🤔
But sure, dismantle the Dept of Education....Good Grief!
It is answering to the Squeeks person.
Explains a LOT.
Kinda proof tsunamis *do* have inland effects.
For those wondering how Trump became president.
😂👍!
He cheated
With Elon Musk's help
Without a doubt
The coma scenario has to be akin to a political 28 Days Later.
💯🎯
He loves the poor and uneducated… 🤣
Dismantle the Department of Education they said...
Add in the National Weather Service and NOA and all related for the “win.”
Oh whew, the nukes are safe.
Good thing since the nukes just lost a billion dollars in upkeep funds to air grift one
Like Russia, if we ever have to use them, might be just nuking ourselves
And remember, lower maintaince means higher risk for a critical failure without even trying to launch. They can go boom on the ground
Now I need Parker Posey to say tsumami in the most Fargo accent she is capable of.
but what if it's 𝓫𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 ?
Well that’s a load off my nothing…
No child left behind 
Ha, ha, when the Earth moves, she moves...
😂😂😂😂😂
Please explain that one more time, only this time, use a sharpie.
If you lived in North Dakota, you’d understand why they have to.
Really? Why am I not surprised?
In my loungeroom in Sydney and even I know this.
We live in a country of morons.
FWIW the tsunami created by the Chicxulub meteor that killed the dinosaurs did reach at least Fargo.
🤣
The STUPID strikes again..!
Yikes! Stay in school, kids.
😳😂🤣😂🤣😂🐈⬛
😵💫
We really are doomed
You are talking about Americans ... They have dumbed down
They share a border with the land of 10,000 lakes. Can’t be too careful.
It 100% tracks….in this administration. 🙃
I can't tell if they're being deliberate jackasses or it's just someone who works in the local office who's had to deal with DOGE nonsense withering at the current state of the service they get to provide with a skeleton staff and dingus "leadership".
Tryin to get that 2025 tsunami participation trophy
Just when I thought I couldn’t lose faith in humanity even more…
Well at least the personnel cutbacks won't have an ill effect HERE then
"Why should I ever learn Geography when I have an app for that?" Education is never a waste, regardless of the subject.
Phil, are you fucking kidding us? You must write for The Onion.
A Twitter user using what appears to be Google auto-complete data, is confused about how tsunamis work because his brain is mush and technology broke it. Humanity is coooooooked.
If Trump succeeds in destroying the Dept. of Education, the quality of education will deteriorate still further. 🥵
Oh WTAH! 😂