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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social

National Weather Service Grand Forks explaining there’s no threat for tsunami impacts in North Dakota, a landlocked state

“There is no threat for tsunami impacts in North Dakota. If you are in a coastal area under threat however check tsunami.gov for up to date information and with local officials for any evacuation orders”
jul 30, 2025, 3:20 am • 3,363 612

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Libraryanna @libraryanna.bsky.social

So stupid.

jul 30, 2025, 5:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Libraryanna @libraryanna.bsky.social

Wow. Are they really that stupid?

jul 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Dappy Hayes - #UncivilDisobedience @dappyhayes.bsky.social

You elected Trump President. Twice. Of course North Dakota is this fucking stupid.

jul 30, 2025, 4:38 am • 1 0 • view
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EWeisser @eawinnyc.bsky.social

Not the brightest lightbulbs or sharpest pencils. Eyeroll.

jul 30, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Carissa @rockempossum.bsky.social

It’s actually an ad from Their tourism bureau/immigration recruitment agency

jul 30, 2025, 3:27 am • 1 0 • view
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jhalp2.bsky.social @jhalp2.bsky.social

Sure, let’s abolish the Dept of Education. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

jul 30, 2025, 2:13 pm • 2 1 • view
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MzFreud @mzfreud.bsky.social

Had you met the folks in. Oak, you’d understand why they’d release this. Not the brightest bulbs on the string.

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jul 30, 2025, 3:26 am • 73 3 • view
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🫘Desireé Owen @oweninthefirst.bsky.social

I've been there more than once, but I would like to toss in Iowa as the most boring state in America. There I said it.

jul 30, 2025, 4:10 am • 18 0 • view
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Defect - He/Him @defaultdefect.bsky.social

As an Iowan, mostly I agree. However, I drove through Montana a while back and I don't think there was anything there. We at least have a butter cow sometimes.

jul 30, 2025, 5:49 am • 18 0 • view
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🫘Desireé Owen @oweninthefirst.bsky.social

There is a lot of interesting in MT, though. I love to research fascinating bits of history of the little places you go thru, and I just didn't find any of that in IA. Maybe I was I was in the wrong parts on my way to ND and Canada? 😂

jul 30, 2025, 5:56 am • 8 0 • view
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Gene Okerlund @malort.bsky.social

I randomly heard Oregonians are moving to Montana in droves and spiking housing costs.

jul 30, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ozamataz Buckshank @usshope.com

We need to move more blue into red states. If I had the money, I would.

jul 31, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
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MzFreud @mzfreud.bsky.social

No one should ever make a life plan of moving to NoDak. Ever. It’s not actually habitable by humans most of the year.

jul 31, 2025, 2:19 am • 1 0 • view
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🫘Desireé Owen @oweninthefirst.bsky.social

I live in KY, but have stayed in Medina a couple times hunting. I'll never forget the Decoy Bar. There was blood trail into the bar, which gave us pause and some guy had brought a Deer head in and laid on top of the bar. Never seen anything like it. 😂

jul 31, 2025, 2:38 am • 0 0 • view
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🫘Desireé Owen @oweninthefirst.bsky.social

Oh, there's quite a bit of Blue in some of the Red States, but the DNC and state parties DO NOTHING to help. Trust me, I ran in 2018. If it is a state house race they won't do anything. Everything goes to US Senate, some Congressional and Gubernatorial races. We must do this Bottom up. Not Top Down.

jul 31, 2025, 1:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish @allistronomy.bsky.social

Uh, Montana literally has mountains?

jul 30, 2025, 1:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Root Veg Serf. Hir Oes i'n Llyw Annwyl! @rootvegserf.bsky.social

You sculpt cows out of butter? Boy, the winter nights must be long and exciting.

A model of a cow carved out of butter
jul 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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FunnyBunny1956@bsky.social @funnybunny1956.bsky.social

I agree.. I was born in Nirth Dakota and went to school In Iowa.. Iowa is much more boring.. they have lefse in North Dakota.. tsunamis are scared of lefse.

jul 30, 2025, 5:45 am • 5 0 • view
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🫘Desireé Owen @oweninthefirst.bsky.social

😂 Oh, you must some very interesting personal stories. I certainly do.

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FunnyBunny1956@bsky.social @funnybunny1956.bsky.social

lol.. yep

jul 30, 2025, 5:50 am • 1 0 • view
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🫘Desireé Owen @oweninthefirst.bsky.social

You can imagine a Kentuckian in that environment for the first time. The people were great, though. Just kinda odd things happened, but you roll with it. 😂

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trisk 🏳️‍🌈 @tr13sk.bsky.social

Iowa is nothing compared to western Nebraska. McPherson County is nearly twice the size of NYC but it has about 400 people in it. That's 0.46 people per square mile.

jul 30, 2025, 6:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social

I grew up in North Dakota, and...yeah, basically all of this.

jul 30, 2025, 4:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Christina Wulff @chrispharo.bsky.social

😂 Awwww...he's in North Dakota. It isn't a total loss. Almost, but not a total loss.

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jul 30, 2025, 4:17 am • 3 0 • view
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Kat K 🐾🐾 @hihkatharine.bsky.social

If only our government officials emphasized education instead of where to purchase guns and MAGA merch, we wouldn’t have people Googling where in the state of N Dakota is a tsunami is going to hit.

jul 30, 2025, 3:00 pm • 4 0 • view
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shondastylez.bsky.social @shondastylez.bsky.social

Lmao come on man 😂

jul 30, 2025, 3:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Ben and Alex @probablyaparent.bsky.social

Pretty on point for North Dakota. They only got the invention of fire a few years back and everything is new to that whole entire state.

jul 30, 2025, 4:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Steve S. @sailingsteve.bsky.social

sigh... How do you even begin to fix this kind of ignorance?

jul 30, 2025, 3:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Patricia @pattysmithh.bsky.social

To be honest, I also have no idea.

jul 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jeremiah @kingjeremypdx.bsky.social

My North Dakota stereotype does allow for this.

jul 30, 2025, 6:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Danny Pinion @sirala6.bsky.social

That's what they WANT you to believe, Mr. Lewis. North Dakota has a beautiful ocean coastline with temeperate weather year round and very little snow.

jul 30, 2025, 1:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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robingilbert.bsky.social @robingilbert.bsky.social

NWS has a sense of humor?

jul 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view
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NotreDale @notredale.bsky.social

Finally some good news.

jul 30, 2025, 3:22 am • 15 0 • view
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TheAnarchisthobbyist @anarchisthobbyist.bsky.social

If a tsunami is hitting North Dakota…. Fuckin pray cause it’s the end times

jul 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 6 0 • view
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Bad Wendy 🟧 📎#Witchtifa @wendyweidman.bsky.social

These are the kind of people that go stumbling out when the waters recede.

jul 30, 2025, 5:12 am • 2 0 • view
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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social

maybe it's a really big tsunami

jul 30, 2025, 3:24 am • 1 0 • view
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FEMINIST X @feministx.bsky.social

jul 30, 2025, 5:32 am • 0 0 • view
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*Süpřęmė*Ħêğēmǒñ*JĐ @thebetterjd.bsky.social

But what about Kansas? They have some crazy tornadoes. My friend Dorothy was just taking a nap in her house and then all of a sudden it’s in a completely different place. The roads are yellow. There’s dancing tiny people. And goddamn the singing. Tsunami doesn’t seem that far fetched now does it?

jul 31, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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tgb2366 @ucankmlwa.bsky.social

🤦‍♀️

jul 30, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Crazy Cat Lady Abroad @crazycatladyabroad.bsky.social

I'm reminded of the U-boat scares in Arkansas in 1942.

jul 30, 2025, 9:32 am • 1 0 • view
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RavinDave @ravendave.bsky.social

Everyday I cringe more and more at how stupid this country has become

jul 30, 2025, 10:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Lucifer Sam @lucifersam.bsky.social

Somehow I'm visualizing Sharpie tidal waves swamping the Dakotas. Why isn't the Liberal Media warning Real Americans?

jul 30, 2025, 3:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Erwin @erwinbolder.bsky.social

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jul 30, 2025, 5:21 am • 0 0 • view
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3elo.bsky.social @3elo.bsky.social

Perhaps they're confusing a tsunami with a wendigo? Or a derecho? Whatever, it just goes to show, Trump should NOT cancel NOAA. These people need guidance! :)

jul 30, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Whisper “democracy” daily 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @stef47.bsky.social

jul 30, 2025, 3:57 am • 20 0 • view
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UKBLUEMAN (Univ. of Ky.)BLUEMAN @ukblueman.bsky.social

Bawhahahaha! Too much!!! No wonder so many people voted for tRump!

jul 30, 2025, 4:18 am • 5 0 • view
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⭐️ Shine @burntshine.bsky.social

The people of the USA continuously sink to new levels of stupidity. 😢

jul 30, 2025, 7:10 am • 3 1 • view
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Sarah E. Minnis, PhD @saraheminnisphd.bsky.social

The stupid hurts my head.

jul 30, 2025, 5:43 am • 2 0 • view
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Nordic 🇧🇻 @thenordic.bsky.social

No, it is responding to the Squeeks person.

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martin_fff @martinfff.bsky.social

well, they're responding to a query regarding North Dakota, to be fair

jul 30, 2025, 4:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Dave Ferguson @daveferguson.bsky.social

Noem won't have to buy a sandbag-filling outfit for her next photo shoot.

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AGuyOnABike @sounddude18.bsky.social

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I'm just a Sparty Bill @mr-spartan.bsky.social

jul 30, 2025, 3:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Moldy Teeth @moldyteeth.bsky.social

You can understand why those are deep red states.

jul 30, 2025, 11:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Insouciant Samuel 🦘🐨 🚴‍♂️ @belungerer.bsky.social

😂

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Honest J @frangsbo.bsky.social

Computers failing to reason again, I would guess.

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John Armstrong @jafredderf101.bsky.social

This is good news I was in the Mojave and was hit with a tidal wave 200ft high. You never expect tsunamis where it's not possible for them to be.

jul 30, 2025, 4:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social

Clearly in denial about the Red River

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zolalinsky.bsky.social @zolalinsky.bsky.social

Squeaks seems smart

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SanDiegoan @solana77.bsky.social

Better safe than sorry I always say

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jacksonp42.bsky.social @jacksonp42.bsky.social

Forwarding this to my brother in ND.

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AlpenglowDreams @alpenglowdreams.bsky.social

This….this really explains a lot

jul 30, 2025, 3:43 am • 2 0 • view
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All Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social

Oh good grief.

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FunnyBunny1956@bsky.social @funnybunny1956.bsky.social

You know at least 3 people are gonna ask

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nmund.bsky.social @nmund.bsky.social

What percentage of water in the global ocean would have to be present in a single wave that would clear the coastal ranges AND the Rockies AND stretch across hundreds of miles of the High Plains to reach Fargo?

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Markle2k @markle2k.bsky.social

Ask the non-avian dinosaurs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanis_(....

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nmund.bsky.social @nmund.bsky.social

That wikipedia entry points out that the aquatic fossils were not from tsunamis, but rather waves in a continentally interior water body, created by the seismic waves of the impact. If you're going to be pedantic, get your facts right.

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Markle2k @markle2k.bsky.social

A seiche as described here is a tsunami. 65 mya the Western Interior Seaway had not yet closed. Marine, freshwater, and terrestrial life were intermixed biodiversity.ku.edu/news/article... An illustrative map of North America with the geology of 65 mya and the political geography of 1821 overlaid

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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social

if there ever IS a tsunami warning for north dakota I definitely want to hear about it, because it'd probably be a problem for everyone on the planet

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Carron LaForce 🦋 🌻🌻🌻 @carronlaforce.bsky.social

FFS

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Freedom2B @freedom2b.bsky.social

Send science and geography books to libraries in ND - preferably in simple English.

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Linda UWS<->VT ⓥ @lindavt.bsky.social

In case anyone wondered just how stupid many Americans are, this should solve that problem.

jul 30, 2025, 5:09 am • 2 1 • view
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Salty Smirk 😏 @saltysmirk.bsky.social

JFC 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Adam Bowen @theadambowen.bsky.social

There will be no North Dakota in the Second Republic of The United States

jul 30, 2025, 3:47 am • 2 0 • view
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meeele.bsky.social @meeele.bsky.social

Noooooooooooooo No way Wow

jul 30, 2025, 7:35 am • 4 1 • view
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DMV Old School Tech Political Nerd @viper4774.bsky.social

This is why the Department of Education is needed!

jul 30, 2025, 10:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Friskiedgrrl 🏳️‍🌈 💙🍁 🌊🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @friskiedgrrl.bsky.social

Wow, 😳 no wonder there's an orange pile of crap in the White House.

jul 30, 2025, 7:36 am • 8 1 • view
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DukeD @duked.bsky.social

Well what about one that's big enough?????? :-)

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Jendia Gammon @jendiagammon.bsky.social

@beel.bsky.social

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Beel @beel.bsky.social

lmao.

jul 30, 2025, 3:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Jendia Gammon @jendiagammon.bsky.social

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Beel @beel.bsky.social

this is freaky too lolz i cant look at it..

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Jendia Gammon @jendiagammon.bsky.social

I mean, that’s my exact reaction to the post so…

jul 30, 2025, 3:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Lara58 @autumn1990.bsky.social

HUH? People actually thought North Dakota might get a tsunami?

jul 30, 2025, 9:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Maire Athena @maireathena.bsky.social

It’s shocking how stupid America has become.

jul 30, 2025, 4:41 am • 1 0 • view
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KyotiWiles @kyotiwiles.bsky.social

Did these fools actually need to be told this?

jul 30, 2025, 4:26 am • 1 0 • view
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alouzon 🍁 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @alouzon.bsky.social

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Jay’s Art Corner @jaysartcorner.bsky.social

Honestly, if there was a tsunami warning for North Dakota, at that point I don’t know if there’s really anything to do except lean over and kiss your ass goodbye.

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Christina Wulff @chrispharo.bsky.social

I'm laughing waaaaaay too hard at this.

jul 30, 2025, 4:15 am • 23 0 • view
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Karl Burke @karlburke.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NA2...

jul 30, 2025, 8:53 am • 0 0 • view
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gayeallyn.bsky.social @gayeallyn.bsky.social

Bless their hearts!🤪

jul 30, 2025, 5:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Save USA & Defend the Constitution - Taxation w/o Representation @taxationwithoutrep.bsky.social

Not so pure stupidity.

jul 30, 2025, 4:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thatgary @thatgary.bsky.social

Kristi Noem is now in charge of the national weather service?

jul 30, 2025, 11:45 am • 0 0 • view
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BG Boogie @bgboogie.bsky.social

A Dakota MAGA tsunami of epic proportions would certainly advance the prospects of enhanced natural selection for the rest of us.

jul 30, 2025, 6:11 am • 2 1 • view
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social

If there is a tsunami hitting ND we'll all probably notice the shockwaves from the hypervelocity impactor.

jul 30, 2025, 3:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Rodney @yentothedor.bsky.social

North Dakota is ranked 28th in education. They may want to rethink that.

jul 30, 2025, 4:06 am • 4 0 • view
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Don_Shea @don-shea.bsky.social

Yeah, that sounds a bit too high.

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Roland Dreier @rbd.bsky.social

The NWS watch for California is nearly as ridiculous — is a wave gonna cross the Pacific, go through the Golden Gate, hang a sharp right at Treasure Island, go through 40 miles of shallow bay, and then do something to San Jose?

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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social

Whew

jul 30, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Debbie @deboraho.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

jul 30, 2025, 6:10 am • 2 0 • view
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AndyMac @andymac.amlm.us

People just get dumber and dumber. I think it can’t get worse but then I see stuff like this.

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suburbansage.bsky.social @suburbansage.bsky.social

North Dakotans giving the old Confederacy a run for its money in the stupidity sweepstakes.

jul 30, 2025, 5:20 am • 1 0 • view
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dorislachat.bsky.social @dorislachat.bsky.social

Tsunami in Fargo sounds like a song title.

jul 30, 2025, 8:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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WitchypooRose @witchypoorose.bsky.social

🤦‍♀️

jul 30, 2025, 3:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Joey Go Far @joegofar.bsky.social

Thank God. I know those North Dakotans must have been worried sick. 🤣

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JB @jennabelinda.bsky.social

Imagine thinking this was a real concern in ND & not someone noticing how funny Google suggestions are worded when people in Fargo search for news about the tsunami. Then the NWS gets cute and we all laugh until Bluesky misses the joke & wrings hands about the state of education 🙄

jul 30, 2025, 10:29 am • 4 0 • view
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Craig Faanes @craigfaanes.bsky.social

I feel safer already

jul 30, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities @bonstrous.bsky.social

oh dear

jul 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Simeon Pundit @loudlong.bsky.social

This is consistent with Trump getting elected. Twice. This country’s full of idiots.

jul 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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aruss updates @aruss-updates.bsky.social

But what about the sharknado threat?

jul 30, 2025, 3:24 am • 101 1 • view
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social

Those updates will be over on Discovery or TLC.

jul 30, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
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WitchypooRose @witchypoorose.bsky.social

jul 30, 2025, 4:22 am • 1 0 • view
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LaMinx @laminx.bsky.social

One PSA at a time, ok?

jul 30, 2025, 3:27 am • 56 0 • view
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CMHoskins @cmhoskins.bsky.social

🥲

jul 30, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Stephanie King @weary-mermaid.bsky.social

Are you really surprised?

jul 30, 2025, 6:04 am • 1 1 • view
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dquistny.bsky.social @dquistny.bsky.social

C'mon folks. Seems like a little humor from the NWS here. In the same vein, local humor says Fargo is on the "east coast" of the state (Red River) and the North Dakota Navy is on Lake Sakakawea. I've seen similarly humorous NWS postings in other places.

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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social

North Dakotans everyone. So mouth breathing stupid they worry about a tsunami in the middle of the fucking heartland.

jul 30, 2025, 10:27 am • 2 0 • view
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stillpolitebut.bsky.social @stillpolitebut.bsky.social

Phew, I was beginning to worry because the waves will have to get past me first, and I don't have a life raft. When you live above 3,000ft you never think of these things.

jul 30, 2025, 7:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Armand Hayes @armandinc.bsky.social

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anxiouspepper.bsky.social @anxiouspepper.bsky.social

Are we that fking stupid? I am asking a genuine question. You know what... I don't want to know the answer. I have the answer from the fact that we have a pedo rapist convicted felon in the White House and a Senate who just confirmed a man to be a lifelong judge after violating court orders

jul 30, 2025, 7:51 am • 1 0 • view
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LaMariaMartinez @lamariamartinez.bsky.social

Wow

jul 30, 2025, 3:23 am • 3 0 • view
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Cloudy Banana @cloudybanana.bsky.social

Welcome visit to North Dakota...

jul 30, 2025, 8:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Lord Pengwyn of Blah @pengwyn.lords-of-blah.nl

People like that wouldn't be missed very much, when there actually came a "rapture"

jul 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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sinmam.bsky.social @sinmam.bsky.social

I understand now why you elected the folks that you did!

jul 30, 2025, 6:10 am • 0 0 • view
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TomBear | トム @tombear.bsky.social

Pretty much tells you the average IQ of N Dakota residents (<80. Max!)

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ONE INFINITY @one-infinity.bsky.social

I'd also have to further deduce, that if they didn't know the geography of their region — that they probably listened to the pastor that gave the sermon in the ministry. *Thoughts & prayers for the day the NWS issues the alert for WORMWOOD.* -ONE.🙏🏾

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ONE INFINITY @one-infinity.bsky.social

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ONE INFINITY @one-infinity.bsky.social

Seriously, though, I don't think that they knew. -ONE. 1. www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Revelation-8... 2. biblehub.com/revelation/1...

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ONE INFINITY @one-infinity.bsky.social

Here I come to make some kind of lopsided excuse for these people. You see what happened was, they were reading the bible — THE BOOK OF REVELATION 8:10–8:11/12:4. Then, they got to the part about 1/3... -ONE.🌊

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D’nus Cesar @creyna.bsky.social

They want to be extra careful after their big tragic miss re Texas floods.

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chbarts @chbarts.bsky.social

Not only landlocked: It would be multiply-landlocked if Manitoba didn't touch the Hudson Bay. Otherwise, it only borders landlocked states and provinces. It's a mountain range and most of a Great Plains away from the Pacific.

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Disorderly Borderline 🇨🇦 @disorderlybrdrline.bsky.social

Too much of this and not enough book learnin'. youtu.be/1NA2zKF7m28?...

jul 30, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
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José Cervera @jcervera.bsky.social

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Rose Hartigan 🫘 @rose-hartigan.bsky.social

🤦🏼‍♀️

jul 30, 2025, 4:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Babs' uvula @justjojr.bsky.social

I am amazed daily that we don't lose more Americans to shirt strangulation or fork in light socket.

jul 30, 2025, 4:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Chris Grebe 🎃 @chrisgescribe.bsky.social

“People also search for” tells an amazing tale.

jul 30, 2025, 3:24 am • 3 1 • view
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Jason does not want your GenAI bull sputum, thanks. @lapsedhumanist.bsky.social

South Dakotans feeling the smug Dakaota.

jul 30, 2025, 3:22 am • 4 0 • view
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca

They have lakes, don't they? Although, lake tsunamis are incredibly rare. Maybe on Gitche Gumee, when the witch of November comes stealing.

jul 30, 2025, 3:33 am • 3 0 • view
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Bob Dunkin @bobdunkin.bsky.social

Tsunamis might be rare, but seiches aren't! They can act in some similar ways, but generally on a much longer time frame...

jul 30, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social

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Andrew Brennan @andbrnn.com

I'm surprised they spelled tsunami correctly

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social

Don't laugh, it could have been a big enough tsunami to crash over the Rocky Mountains into the Great Plains... And certainly, issuing a tsunami warning for the Dakotas would be of the highest priority at that point.

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E Denzer @edenzer.bsky.social

People were actually searching for a tsunami warning in Fargo, ND, and we’re canceling the Department of Education. My brain hurts

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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social

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Jude @jgt123.bsky.social

NO! HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE I HATE IT HERE!

jul 30, 2025, 11:49 am • 0 0 • view
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SatelliteOfLove @sattelliteoflove.bsky.social

"Did you step out of a time machine set for 65m BC? Then no."

jul 30, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social

this is what happens when you defund education

jul 30, 2025, 12:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve in Manhattan @steve-in-manhattan.bsky.social

they are right - credit where credit is due. But just wait until their budget gets cut again ...

jul 30, 2025, 5:06 am • 0 0 • view
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BURG6 @mtgirl6forever.bsky.social

Wth 🤣

jul 30, 2025, 6:20 am • 1 0 • view
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godhatesyeast @godhatesyeast.bsky.social

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DrDunster 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦🇪🇺 @drdunster.bsky.social

No news is good news. They're just seizing the opportunity. From Seaside Oregon - our tsunami advisory is real.

jul 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Julie @1stfirebird.bsky.social

The idiots did vote for Donald Trump.

jul 30, 2025, 2:22 pm • 2 1 • view
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G.Buffy Rummel 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @buffy56.bsky.social

Lolol omg hahahaha

jul 30, 2025, 5:29 am • 3 0 • view
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Chris 📎 @dalekchap.bsky.social

These people vote 😳😳😬😬

jul 30, 2025, 6:01 am • 4 1 • view
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Michael @guardian-of-light.bsky.social

That was for Kristi Noem’s benefit.😂

jul 30, 2025, 4:55 am • 6 1 • view
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Kerri @kryanoutloud.bsky.social

Just proves how bored people are in ND. Like so bored they’re wishing against all logic that it *might* be possible that there might be some excitement coming their way.

jul 30, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rocky Mountain Views @rockymountviews.bsky.social

Whew, that was close /sarc/

jul 30, 2025, 10:40 am • 7 0 • view
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Charlie Crystle @ccrystle.bsky.social

Wait--will the Tsunami hit in Grand Rapids, Michigan? (asking for a friend)

jul 30, 2025, 4:06 am • 3 0 • view
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MΛƧӨП @twistadoob.bsky.social

And this person was allowed to vote?

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John DeRosa @theverdict.bsky.social

I’ll be that guy and point out that a large enough tsunami could inundate the Dakota’s. It would just have to be……BIG.

jul 30, 2025, 3:34 am • 4 0 • view
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Tazzysim @tazzysim.bsky.social

Of course the tsunami would be the last of our worries.

jul 30, 2025, 1:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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SuperMarina @supermarina.bsky.social

If a tsunami that big hit, I'm not sure if a warning would help much. Even in the Dakotas.

jul 30, 2025, 3:47 am • 6 0 • view
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John DeRosa @theverdict.bsky.social

True. It would be one for the record books

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Charlie Crystle @ccrystle.bsky.social

and selfies.

jul 30, 2025, 4:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Bob Dunkin @bobdunkin.bsky.social

...there would be no more books...

jul 30, 2025, 4:15 am • 9 0 • view
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Tammy Dzw @tdzwilewski.bsky.social

I live in a country of dumb!🤦‍♀️

jul 30, 2025, 4:30 am • 15 0 • view
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Always Jae 🌈 @jtlee24.bsky.social

At least dumb can be taught. This is a country of aggressive stupid...

jul 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 11 0 • view
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Lara58 @autumn1990.bsky.social

Willful ignorance. They choose it.

jul 30, 2025, 9:56 am • 5 0 • view
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Don_Shea @don-shea.bsky.social

💯

jul 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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David 🏳️‍🌈🦦🐈‍⬛🐧🎮🤠 @blue-labs.org

i'm on the east coast. i'm searching/reporting/reposting because i have friends in hawaii :-> i'm not a dumbass, i'm a caring ass

jul 30, 2025, 3:24 am • 8 0 • view
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WitchypooRose @witchypoorose.bsky.social

OOO, a caring ass! Sounds HAWT. 🤪🫠🙃

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LaMinx @laminx.bsky.social

But you aren’t searching about the impact to ND. Hawaii makes sense.

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David 🏳️‍🌈🦦🐈‍⬛🐧🎮🤠 @blue-labs.org

for sure

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LaMinx @laminx.bsky.social

Just read a post stating that the search tags where people are who are asking, not if they are asking about an event in their area. If that’s the case, it makes sense and is a relief! 😅

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drgibbreads.bsky.social @drgibbreads.bsky.social

Listen. It said Forks in there. Combined with the reports that the tsunami would be hitting WA…I fear this is Twilight confusion. Can’t have Bella’s house getting destroyed.

jul 30, 2025, 12:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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LaMinx @laminx.bsky.social

😅

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Rich T 🇨🇦 @wittman98.bsky.social

Phew.. dodged a bullet there

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Bob’s Your Uncle @bobsyouruncle.bsky.social

I was shitting bricks for a few min there

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Rich T 🇨🇦 @wittman98.bsky.social

No doubt! But that would be one hell of a Tsunami

jul 30, 2025, 4:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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GhostMachine @jhinano.bsky.social

Replace these people with AI. It doesn't even have to be the good AI.

jul 30, 2025, 9:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Seamus @seamussatan.bsky.social

America is so doomed

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Jman @mijo70.bsky.social

I was searching for idiots and Google showed me the Dakotas as where they gathered.

jul 30, 2025, 2:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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Renee @arznasun1.bsky.social

These people VOTE 😫

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CRJCali @crjcali.bsky.social

How frustrating it must be to have to explain to people why ND wouldn't be in line with a Tsunami. However, I'm pretty sure those people are still asking even after the "landlocked" explanation because they don't know anything about physical geography 🤯

jul 30, 2025, 7:59 am • 3 0 • view
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Ka Luahine @makani-noho.bsky.social

Oy vey.

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AFL-CIO chair George Meany @georgemeaney.bsky.social

“Ohhhhh you said tsunami! I thought you meant kaiju! Oh I AM a giddy goat.” - North Dakota MAGA voter.

jul 30, 2025, 4:41 am • 1 0 • view
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NoDak Snowflake @carenleeb.bsky.social

Well, now I can rest easy!

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Mr Blue Sky @toddymac.bsky.social

It's North Dakota... they have no one else to talk to

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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social

The North American continental pole of inaccessibility is in South Dakota (in the Pine Ridge reservation). The closest ocean is Hudson Bay.

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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social

So, this tells me that Montana might go completely underwater, but *North Dakota* is safe.

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ₚₐᵥₑₗ ₜᵣₒₗₗₒᵥᵢcₕ🇪🇺 @resistaustria.eu

Even if there was a Pacific tsunami reaching North Dakota... it still wouldn't reach DC 😔

jul 30, 2025, 5:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

It’d be one hell of a tsunami to hit North Dakota, for sure. A “the entire west or east coast was obliterated” level.

jul 30, 2025, 3:48 am • 3 0 • view
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social

Oh, ffs, Squeeks.

jul 30, 2025, 4:29 am • 2 0 • view
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yeladawg@bsky.com @yeladawg.bsky.social

Let’s see… is North Dakota a blue state or red?

jul 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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MaestraFezziwig @morghean.bsky.social

Oh we should just give ourselves up

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Gerald Lohnas @geraldlohnas.bsky.social

Not true! I have 3 acres of beach front property in North Dakota. I haven’t been there yet, but the photos I got from the seller are wonderful.

jul 30, 2025, 3:47 am • 18 0 • view
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GYO @dems2024.bsky.social

😆

jul 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Unite against Fascism @prisonplanet.bsky.social

I think i bought a bridge close to there.

jul 30, 2025, 1:32 pm • 5 0 • view
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Kataan 🏳️‍🌈 @kataan.net

This from 66 million years ago?

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Steve Schmidt @steve.czmyt.com

Now they should do the Gulf of The Tsunami Is Probably Not Going To Hit Here Because We Renamed It Aren't We Superficially Patriotic and It Would Not Dare.

jul 30, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Steve Schmidt @steve.czmyt.com

They know their audience, you can say that much for them.

jul 30, 2025, 3:28 am • 3 0 • view
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blackmask/nyc @blkmsk.com

If anyone here thinks that the “people searched for” suggestions are things people actually searched for and not algorithmic composites, you’re dumber than a North Dakotan tsunami

jul 30, 2025, 12:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alec U. @alecvictor.bsky.social

TRumpiedoodles are dumb

jul 30, 2025, 3:23 am • 3 0 • view
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Sweet @sweetforever66.bsky.social

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Just 1/8Billion @vhemt4all.bsky.social

We ban books. This should be expected.

jul 30, 2025, 12:21 pm • 2 1 • view
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Bob’s Your Uncle @bobsyouruncle.bsky.social

Are they sure??🤔

jul 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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laughloudly.bsky.social @laughloudly.bsky.social

But sure, dismantle the Dept of Education....Good Grief!

jul 30, 2025, 6:35 am • 1 1 • view
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Nordic 🇧🇻 @thenordic.bsky.social

It is answering to the Squeeks person.

jul 30, 2025, 7:18 am • 0 0 • view
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greekmamaearth.bsky.social @greekmamaearth.bsky.social

Explains a LOT.

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Peter Griesar @griesar.bsky.social

Kinda proof tsunamis *do* have inland effects.

jul 30, 2025, 3:25 am • 6 0 • view
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Ni en pedo @300ps.bsky.social

For those wondering how Trump became president.

jul 30, 2025, 3:22 am • 459 14 • view
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Lara58 @autumn1990.bsky.social

😂👍!

jul 30, 2025, 9:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Diane @dianesf.bsky.social

He cheated

jul 30, 2025, 7:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bobby Gorham @bob02.bsky.social

With Elon Musk's help

jul 30, 2025, 7:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Libbey Dem 🇺🇦 🇲🇽 🇵🇦 🇬🇱 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @justsomeliberaldem.bsky.social

Without a doubt

jul 30, 2025, 4:06 am • 5 0 • view
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Keith Jones @keith-from-it.bsky.social

The coma scenario has to be akin to a political 28 Days Later.

jul 30, 2025, 8:03 am • 1 0 • view
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~Art+Rage~ @artrage.bsky.social

💯🎯

jul 30, 2025, 3:28 am • 54 0 • view
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Angie @hopebutterflies.bsky.social

He loves the poor and uneducated… 🤣

jul 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 1 0 • view
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scribbleghoul @scribblegurl.bsky.social

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Cate Sheehan @angrycate.bsky.social

Dismantle the Department of Education they said...

jul 30, 2025, 3:22 am • 59 1 • view
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readandrepeat2.bsky.social @readandrepeat2.bsky.social

Add in the National Weather Service and NOA and all related for the “win.”

jul 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dark Barclay @rabidhatchet.bsky.social

Oh whew, the nukes are safe.

jul 30, 2025, 3:24 am • 8 0 • view
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SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance @stanzman.bsky.social

Good thing since the nukes just lost a billion dollars in upkeep funds to air grift one

jul 30, 2025, 4:18 am • 5 0 • view
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Dark Barclay @rabidhatchet.bsky.social

Like Russia, if we ever have to use them, might be just nuking ourselves

jul 30, 2025, 4:22 am • 2 0 • view
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burger2888.bsky.social @burger2888.bsky.social

And remember, lower maintaince means higher risk for a critical failure without even trying to launch. They can go boom on the ground

jul 30, 2025, 6:31 am • 4 0 • view
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RigatoniAL @rigatoni5.bsky.social

Now I need Parker Posey to say tsumami in the most Fargo accent she is capable of.

jul 30, 2025, 6:33 am • 0 0 • view
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A Manatee @gablaw.bsky.social

but what if it's 𝓫𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 ?

jul 30, 2025, 6:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Ivan’s mom @ivansmom.bsky.social

Well that’s a load off my nothing…

jul 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Feral Shouting Yam @feralshoutingyam.bsky.social

No child left behind 

jul 30, 2025, 3:24 am • 4 0 • view
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Rick does Math and Stuff @mathandstuff.bsky.social

jul 30, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Rae @rae808.bsky.social

Ha, ha, when the Earth moves, she moves...

jul 30, 2025, 4:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Emperor Dan @emperor-dan.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂😂

jul 31, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Bill Nemacheck @billnemacheck.bsky.social

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that
jul 30, 2025, 3:34 am • 3 0 • view
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David Crass, Ph.D. @davidcolincrass.bsky.social

Please explain that one more time, only this time, use a sharpie.

jul 30, 2025, 2:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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docbones.bsky.social @docbones.bsky.social

If you lived in North Dakota, you’d understand why they have to.

jul 30, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view
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J9 Artist @j9graphics.bsky.social

Really? Why am I not surprised?

jul 30, 2025, 4:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social

In my loungeroom in Sydney and even I know this.

jul 30, 2025, 5:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Amy Donohue @thefabulousone.bsky.social

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lurkerbluesky.bsky.social @lurkerbluesky.bsky.social

We live in a country of morons.

jul 30, 2025, 3:27 am • 6 0 • view
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John Drummond @4eyesjohnny.bsky.social

FWIW the tsunami created by the Chicxulub meteor that killed the dinosaurs did reach at least Fargo.

jul 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ken Wegrzyn @kenwegrzyn.bsky.social

🤣

jul 30, 2025, 3:42 am • 1 0 • view
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charles-198.bsky.social @charles-198.bsky.social

The STUPID strikes again..!

jul 30, 2025, 10:48 am • 0 0 • view
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RumRunner01 @rumrunner01.bsky.social

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brad-of-kauai 🇨🇦🌻 @brad-of-kauai.bsky.social

Yikes! Stay in school, kids.

jul 30, 2025, 4:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Lulu @lulu48005788.bsky.social

😳😂🤣😂🤣😂🐈‍⬛

jul 30, 2025, 4:39 am • 1 0 • view
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James Wright @jalanwright.bsky.social

😵‍💫

jul 30, 2025, 8:28 am • 0 0 • view
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isonope.bsky.social @isonope.bsky.social

We really are doomed

jul 30, 2025, 11:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Guy Mann-Dood @tomasol.bsky.social

Hmmmmm

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keyzersuze.bsky.social @keyzersuze.bsky.social

You are talking about Americans ... They have dumbed down

jul 30, 2025, 7:30 am • 1 1 • view
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Kevin @samhinkieknew.bsky.social

They share a border with the land of 10,000 lakes. Can’t be too careful.

jul 30, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Mimarie @meeemarie.bsky.social

It 100% tracks….in this administration. 🙃

jul 30, 2025, 3:25 am • 11 0 • view
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Prima @primad.bsky.social

I can't tell if they're being deliberate jackasses or it's just someone who works in the local office who's had to deal with DOGE nonsense withering at the current state of the service they get to provide with a skeleton staff and dingus "leadership".

jul 30, 2025, 3:54 am • 1 1 • view
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Shakira (real) @toiletowner.men

Tryin to get that 2025 tsunami participation trophy

jul 30, 2025, 3:46 am • 3 0 • view
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FL4GG E4GLET0N @nmche56.bsky.social

Just when I thought I couldn’t lose faith in humanity even more…

jul 30, 2025, 10:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social

Well at least the personnel cutbacks won't have an ill effect HERE then

jul 30, 2025, 3:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Dave/Hagan/Idiot @binkythebomb.bsky.social

"Why should I ever learn Geography when I have an app for that?" Education is never a waste, regardless of the subject.

jul 30, 2025, 3:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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CarlPorterRoberts @carlporterroberts.bsky.social

Phil, are you fucking kidding us? You must write for The Onion.

jul 30, 2025, 4:47 am • 2 0 • view
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Beeks @lurkermclurkface.bsky.social

A Twitter user using what appears to be Google auto-complete data, is confused about how tsunamis work because his brain is mush and technology broke it. Humanity is coooooooked.

jul 30, 2025, 12:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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ElizabethC @econklin44.bsky.social

If Trump succeeds in destroying the Dept. of Education, the quality of education will deteriorate still further. 🥵

jul 30, 2025, 7:33 am • 3 1 • view
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maegutz.bsky.social @maegutz.bsky.social

Oh WTAH! 😂

jul 30, 2025, 7:37 am • 1 1 • view