Trump was spotted this morning in a white polo, MAGA hat and black pants as he heads to a golf course in Virginia, per pool
Trump was spotted this morning in a white polo, MAGA hat and black pants as he heads to a golf course in Virginia, per pool
Don’t worry, folks, he’s not getting any younger
Tomorrow is another day...one of these days it will happen...
ooohhh golf might be too much exertion
A million erections go soft in unison
Even my little bird quit tingling 😥
Booooooo
Sorry Mr. Lewis but we're going to form a massive toxic conspiracy theory that you're covering it up. My condolences.
Alive or Dead?
Fake News.
Boo.
Everybody hates this
say it ain't so
I HATE this!
This is just as well-sourced as the claims that he's dead, though it seems more believable at face value.
Pics or it didn't happen
maybe they just want it to happen in VA instead of DC where people can have a dance party in front of the WH
Maybe it’s a weekend at Bernie’s thing
Body double
Vaxxed???
Hope springs eternal bsky.app/profile/capt...
Body double
Boooooo
Darn it! My hopes have been dashed!
This is why we can’t have nice things!
Goddamn it
Noooooooooooo!
And that is what’s called a mulligan.
Were Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman with him by chance?
Perfect.
On the plus side, he got a tiny taste of how much everyone hates him and how happy we'll all be when he kicks it.
youtu.be/Ic0K-zTeXMI?...
You could have waited and given us some extra time to get our jokes off
You’re no fun
I don’t believe anything per pool says PHIL!!!!
Hmmm
"The World Mourns as Donald Trump Found Alive."
I can't wait to see the picture from a distance, with his head down so you can't see his face, standing with a golf club in his hand almost posed.😮💨 Suddenly, he was spotted.
Or just a fat guy decoy in a white polo and MAGA hat?
Why can’t we get a thumbs down???
The work continues…
Maybe he asked to hit the ball one last time
If he’s not dancing to YMCA, it could be anybody
Revised hope: he's defying medical advice and leaving his hospital bed to quash the rumors. It may happen on the golf course.
This is the glass-half-full comment I needed atm
If Bing Crosby can go out that way…
There's a GIF for that!
Face down on the golf course to meet the gaze of his buried ex-wife
his ex will rise from the grave to shove him into hell
That would be so fucking funny.
And his obit would say "he died as he lived, killing it on the golf course, dying to boast about his low score"
"no one gets more points in golf than i do. i always get the highest scores when i'm golfing…really, no one can master a golf course like i can. everyone days 'Don how do you do that? How do you manage to score so high?' and i tell them 'that's j—that's just what i do. i get high scores and i win.'"
"I'm in the best files." bsky.app/profile/forb...
lmao "days"
Wait. I figured it out. He's been golfing so long that he thinks low approval rates are like a golf score. Lower means better.
Whilst having a stroke…
He collapses on the 5th hole, violently shits himself to death, and the entire world cheers.
"He died doing what he loved - cheating at golf."
It reminds me of how Pope Francis got discharged from the hospital and gave a Sunday address to the crowd like normal then died the next day. Maybe this is Trump's last outing.
JD Vance proximity warning.
I like your mind ma’am!
I will hold onto this, thank you.
Now I can go about my day. We protest at Noon. Thanks Phil
we need a "among rising speculation about his health" here, we're trying to manifest a media crisis
Media crisis? I thought the plan was to manifest a party.
The crisis is finding a large enough venue
I've no idea what to do now with all this champagne and charcuterie
The champagne should keep at least.
True. But it's not like I've got a cellar, so let's get a move on, Reaper. Tick tock! ⏲️
Those Big Macs sure do need to work faster.
Why not both?
Damn
No one is coming to save you, not even sister shadow or father time. You want something so bad do it yourself.
Again he's spending our money OUR MONEY ppl on golf , but I'll be so busy making America great again I won't have time to golf fucking LOSER,LIAR, CONVICTED FELON, SEXUAL PREDATOR 🖕OFF TRUMP.
Body double. Let’s keep this thing rolling
How far away was he? I don't expect the barking seals in the press corps to push the issue, but are we sure they didn't put out a body double?
Patience grasshopper…..
Hopes and dreams smashed again
But, horizontally?
There’s still hope his bloated self will topple out of the golf cart at full speed.
*fart noise* 👎👎👎
Damn it.
There is always someone who has to ruin the current mood on social media… 😩😩😩😩
Who is out the door at 8 am to golf?
Actually that’s pretty late. Do you want to finish your round (4hours+-) in time to get in for your McDonalds .
A double?
Very specific, no?
Damn
Meanwhile, I have memories of visiting my grandfather's grave in Arlington with my mom one winter week day when the Obamas were still in office. The Obamas rolled up to the next section to visit a small family by a new grave. I'm glad I was alive to see that. I'm glad I was alive for the Obamas.
Boooo 🍅🍅🍅
where is the dislike button???
We need one for every platform fr😂
Reported and Blocked for harshing our buzz /s
😂😂😂
Is it an 🍊 look-alike?
Are there pictures? Did he stop to talk to press? It could be some slob covered with orange makeup. A body double, LITERALLY?
Wait a second when was the last time he was seen without a hat?
Stop making up shit
Well we all know why he doesn’t wear white trousers for golf any more….
Gross. Cannot unsee.
Dude, you can smell it.
So he’s gonna get buried in golf attire?
On a golf course.
Right next to Ivana, in fact
Different course, new tax breaks
Black pants? Hmmmmm…
Damnit…..
“Critics say”
Spotted with what? Measles?
Goddamn it
Trump died, this is just his body double
Trump’s father lived to 93, we’re stuck with him for the foreseeable future.
Source?
Damn.
He wants to die at Ivana’s grave. 😢
Party pooper
Damnit.
Still brain-dead ?
Fake news!
😩
So it’s not over 😞
No thank you.
we’re going to need actual proof of life
Take a picture of his comb-over next to today's paper
Black pants so we won't see the shit stains?
unlike button ~>
Ohhhh, way to harsh my mellow, man.
How do we find out who is in the pool? Considering how they let Trump lie to their faces every day, I don’t think there are any actual journalists in the pool. If you keep your mouth shut when he says false things to preserve your access, you don’t get to call yourself a journalist anymore.
If he actually gets out there, what will his mobility be like? Will his walking be unstable? Will he even walk? Bruises? 🍿
Fuck you don't tell me nasty stuff like this
Officially starting the body double rumors.
Only problem is ain't nobody else look like that
The test will be if he’s spotted cheating at golf
Plenty of 6’3” 215lb men in their late 70s around who could serve as a body double
He does have double most people’s body
Didnt Elon say something about that when they broke up?
Proof: Trunt never wears black pants. (May not be true, just spreading a rumor).
Otherwise, how is it going to stay exciting until it actually happens?!?!
My first thought 🤣
This is what I've been suspecting, they're giving very Weekend at Bernie's vibes
Wheres the proof? I need video and photos Gossip wont do
They saw the internet last night and realized they needed to drag his ass out.
Still would like to know what he was up to the past few days
Man, I'm just trying to enjoy my holiday weekend
A “the shooter missed” moment.
Bloated like a puffer fish, though.
Yeah, we're looking for changes though.
Ugh. He is not dead. He is just lazy.
This is a bit thin tbh. Who "spotted" him? Distance / lighting? Prompts by WH staff?
dammit
So you're literally the bearer of bad news. He could trip while brushing his teeth, hit his head and die. Why jump the gun for bad news🤷🏽♀️
Pics or it didn't happen.
Son of a......... 😒
Oh well. Better luck next time.
Could still be Zombie Trump.
Tomorrow is another day.
It’s still early today!
*gasp* HOW. DARE. U. So inappropriate! Death wishes are only appropriate with a MAGA hat and a noose.
Let’s see the hands !
Were his sons with him? bsky.app/profile/tomk...
Is he going to try that new extra-long copper pitching wedge Melania gave him and there's a chance of a storm? 🤞🌩️
Ah fuck
bsky.app/profile/lalo...
Bah.
1. where's the photo 2. bsky.app/profile/vcdg... what the hell is this
could be routine or not the prez but until i see a photo of him standing unsupported, i'm not convinced
Fake news
Godammit
Does the pool usually describe his weekend wardrobe?
I choose not to believe you
this Weekend at Bernie’s reboot really sucks
Because some jerk says he’s on the golf course. Hoping it’s a body double. Or just a mistake.
There is no body double for Trump in this entire universe.
There is a Spanish lady who does bear an uncanny resemblance, poor woman. She became a momentary cause celebre and probably would really have preferred not to have.
Going to try to make one with household supplies. Back in 5... Oh wait, dang it. I'm out of pasty gelatinous gross goop. Oh well.
Body double? Like a bag of rancid chicken scraps sprayed orange with a mop head and a red magat hat?
Crisis actor!
Everybody is like... Damn... -ONE.
If he's good at golf then you know he's been replaced
Are we sure that wasn't just a pile of rotting chinatown garbage?
Nope that's a clone
Wonder why he switched from khaki to black pants?
He was hitting them well too, I might add.
Dammit, Phil.
NOT PHOTO, NOT TRUMP
🥺😔
Well that’s fucking depressing 😔
He should follow Sleepy Joe into the nursing home.
and I heard he’s dead according to my hot tub
Why can’t we have nice things?
Spotted but no pics 🤷🏽♀️
Hmm needs to be lower. About 6 feet lower.
That's actually level ground he's climbing🙄
😂yuuuup
🤣🤣
LOLLL
Yo this photo is a banger if I tilt it sideways
manningkrull.com/digital-phil...
Where is that ugly black mark on his right hand that he had in images circulating around the web earlier this week?
This is a funny pic from his last term, not recent. I just like to post it. Many people created funny memes with it,
Help! I'm a felon and I can't get up!
🤣🤣
boooooooo! also, no he wasn't. that didn't happen. we're keeping the dream alive.
Booooooo!
There’s still time to delete this
hahahahaha! Nice, Jane. The way you think of the commonweal. :)
It was so nice when we didn’t know! I want to go back to there
Scroll, scroll, scroll....
nice, warm, soft, and fuzzy. :) He absolutely is shaky and impaired though. I could see a distinct physical difference from November even just for January 20th at the inauguration. If they had kept him out of sight to do a heart procedure, we likely would've heard. So, he's not patched up. :)
This is good news, at least.
I'd say yeah. Downward slope 📉
Keep hope alive! :)
Did somebody say "RAMP"..? (well, didn't actually say it, but I look for any excuse to post this video) Still funny. 🤣 👇👇👇 youtu.be/ign_vZupjno?...
Ah well, nevertheless...
Was he also spotted in the company of two other people, standing on each side?
Of course he's in the same fucking state as me rn god fucking dammit
booo!! (not you, just to the message itself)
Do not kill the messenger, people!
Real shame. Even today's Wordle was getting into the spirit.
We need proof of life? These pics could be old
Not reposting this, don't want to bring my pals doon.
well, pools lie
Buzz kill.
🙁
he's going to his happy place - wasting money and avoiding work
Phil, I respect what you do, but this is about to get you blocked lol. The weekend literally just started and you're already ruining the good time. Just tell us the terrible stuff on Sunday night.
you mean his body double was spotted
Don’t rain on my fantasy parade.😩
that's just the clone
Of course he was. 😤
No one wants this
Somebody else said he was at Bedminster. Why not both?
Photo or video, or it didn't happen.
Fake News!
Well fuck.
I guess so, but even for him he looks bad.
sad