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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social

Trump was spotted this morning in a white polo, MAGA hat and black pants as he heads to a golf course in Virginia, per pool

aug 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 987 192

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Blue Eyes White Macron @antitractionist.bsky.social

Don’t worry, folks, he’s not getting any younger

aug 30, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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m. hela fella @marguerite00.bsky.social

Tomorrow is another day...one of these days it will happen...

aug 30, 2025, 1:02 pm • 11 0 • view
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Faithless Grace @faithlessgrace.bsky.social

ooohhh golf might be too much exertion

aug 30, 2025, 1:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz

A million erections go soft in unison

aug 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 46 0 • view
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Kpow💥 @kpow70.bsky.social

Even my little bird quit tingling 😥

aug 30, 2025, 1:19 pm • 5 0 • view
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Noah, Prince of Nerds @sophicthunder.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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ttypes @ttypes.bsky.social

Booooooo

aug 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 6 0 • view
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Danger_Vince @dangervince.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 32 0 • view
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Chemtrails of Arise @databasemanimal1.bsky.social

Sorry Mr. Lewis but we're going to form a massive toxic conspiracy theory that you're covering it up. My condolences.

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Killgore the Trout @somenobody24.bsky.social

Alive or Dead?

aug 30, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Leif Nixon @nixon.now

Fake News.

aug 30, 2025, 1:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lexi & The Machine @lexsky.bsky.social

Boo.

aug 30, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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lost my head there @lostmyheadthere.bsky.social

Everybody hates this

aug 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 609 2 • view
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bonmotc-229.bsky.social @bonmotc-229.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 1:09 pm • 368 6 • view
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BIXLEE "satire account" @bixlee.bsky.social

say it ain't so

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gajenx @gajenx.bsky.social

I HATE this!

aug 30, 2025, 12:57 pm • 8 0 • view
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Freddo @foxbeldin.bsky.social

This is just as well-sourced as the claims that he's dead, though it seems more believable at face value.

aug 30, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rejin @rejinl.bsky.social

Pics or it didn't happen

aug 30, 2025, 1:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social

maybe they just want it to happen in VA instead of DC where people can have a dance party in front of the WH

aug 30, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jim Armbruster @jmarmbruster.bsky.social

Maybe it’s a weekend at Bernie’s thing

aug 30, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brendan @bparlor.bsky.social

Body double

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Partyglouberman @partyglouberman.bsky.social

Vaxxed???

aug 30, 2025, 1:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Al (as in AL) @alrad.bsky.social

Hope springs eternal bsky.app/profile/capt...

aug 30, 2025, 1:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dave N. @daveneste.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 1:01 pm • 10 0 • view
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Umustluvdogstoo @whatpagepaige.bsky.social

Body double

aug 30, 2025, 1:49 pm • 0 1 • view
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Mac🔆 @macenby.bsky.social

Boooooo

aug 30, 2025, 12:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rooster @sillythecat.bsky.social

Darn it! My hopes have been dashed!

aug 30, 2025, 4:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social

This is why we can’t have nice things!

aug 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 31 0 • view
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John Wills Jr. @johnwillsjr.bsky.social

Goddamn it

aug 30, 2025, 1:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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robbiel14.bsky.social @robbiel14.bsky.social

Noooooooooooo!

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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narceducator.bsky.social @narceducator.bsky.social

And that is what’s called a mulligan.

aug 30, 2025, 1:31 pm • 9 1 • view
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CrazyMxnJones @crazymxnjones.bsky.social

Were Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman with him by chance?

aug 30, 2025, 1:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bea Arthur's Ghost @msles.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:01 pm • 22 1 • view
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AlkalineSky 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @alkalinesky.bsky.social

Perfect.

aug 30, 2025, 1:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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SunnyDummy @sunnydummy.bsky.social

A cartoon of a man about to say a bad word very loud
aug 30, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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E. Perkins 🎃 @hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social

On the plus side, he got a tiny taste of how much everyone hates him and how happy we'll all be when he kicks it.

aug 30, 2025, 1:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mash @itismashagain.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 pm • 6 0 • view
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Salem Slug @theslug89.bsky.social

youtu.be/Ic0K-zTeXMI?...

aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Salem Slug @theslug89.bsky.social

You could have waited and given us some extra time to get our jokes off

aug 30, 2025, 1:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Toni Salazar L., PhD 🧿🇲🇽 @mexhistorian.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 12:58 pm • 98 1 • view
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LaMeep @lameep.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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living well @thebestrevenge.info

You’re no fun

aug 30, 2025, 1:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Waffles ATX @wafflesatx.bsky.social

I don’t believe anything per pool says PHIL!!!!

aug 30, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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bunshonokai.bsky.social @bunshonokai.bsky.social

Hmmm

aug 30, 2025, 2:00 pm • 5 0 • view
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?? @jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social

"The World Mourns as Donald Trump Found Alive."

aug 30, 2025, 3:15 pm • 20 0 • view
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Vimal @vimals.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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Slip @slippinmickeys.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 12:57 pm • 13 0 • view
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Charity @charitylummel.bsky.social

I can't wait to see the picture from a distance, with his head down so you can't see his face, standing with a golf club in his hand almost posed.😮‍💨 Suddenly, he was spotted.

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 pm • 9 0 • view
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Tim W. ☮️ @heymrwilson1.bsky.social

Or just a fat guy decoy in a white polo and MAGA hat?

aug 30, 2025, 1:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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David Jones @adkdlj.bsky.social

Why can’t we get a thumbs down???

aug 30, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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vinkayem.bsky.social @vinkayem.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Democracy Manifest @imunderwhat.bsky.social

The work continues…

aug 30, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ecoprairiepainter @ecoprairiepainter.bsky.social

Maybe he asked to hit the ball one last time

aug 30, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social

If he’s not dancing to YMCA, it could be anybody

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 4 0 • view
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social

Revised hope: he's defying medical advice and leaving his hospital bed to quash the rumors. It may happen on the golf course.

aug 30, 2025, 1:00 pm • 393 18 • view
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Zachary Robert Long (Writing Darkness) @zacharyrobertlong.bsky.social

This is the glass-half-full comment I needed atm

aug 30, 2025, 1:12 pm • 21 0 • view
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Dave N. @daveneste.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:54 pm • 6 0 • view
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Jeff Gill @knapsack77.bsky.social

If Bing Crosby can go out that way…

aug 30, 2025, 2:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stefan E. Jones @stefanejones.bsky.social

There's a GIF for that!

aug 30, 2025, 1:29 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jen Vaughn @thejenya.bsky.social

Face down on the golf course to meet the gaze of his buried ex-wife

aug 30, 2025, 1:31 pm • 16 0 • view
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Danielle Anne Baum and waiting for JKR to fuck off @dabaum.bsky.social

his ex will rise from the grave to shove him into hell

aug 30, 2025, 2:58 pm • 8 0 • view
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Puff 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @puffyapple.bsky.social

That would be so fucking funny.

aug 30, 2025, 1:06 pm • 139 0 • view
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Rude Katy @rudekaty.bsky.social

And his obit would say "he died as he lived, killing it on the golf course, dying to boast about his low score"

aug 30, 2025, 1:38 pm • 47 1 • view
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brynvivix ♪ ~,--,^^. @brynvivix.gay

"no one gets more points in golf than i do. i always get the highest scores when i'm golfing…really, no one can master a golf course like i can. everyone days 'Don how do you do that? How do you manage to score so high?' and i tell them 'that's j—that's just what i do. i get high scores and i win.'"

aug 30, 2025, 2:01 pm • 21 2 • view
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Tony Renner @antoosh.bsky.social

"I'm in the best files." bsky.app/profile/forb...

aug 30, 2025, 9:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gulf of Mexico. Just sayin' @wildrider51.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 5:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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brynvivix ♪ ~,--,^^. @brynvivix.gay

lmao "days"

aug 30, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rude Katy @rudekaty.bsky.social

Wait. I figured it out. He's been golfing so long that he thinks low approval rates are like a golf score. Lower means better.

aug 30, 2025, 8:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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🚥Perrywong🚥 @perrywong.bsky.social

Whilst having a stroke…

aug 30, 2025, 3:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kevin (MogarPrime) @mogarprime17.bsky.social

He collapses on the 5th hole, violently shits himself to death, and the entire world cheers.

aug 30, 2025, 3:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Spike-X @spike-x.bsky.social

"He died doing what he loved - cheating at golf."

aug 30, 2025, 1:28 pm • 11 0 • view
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Pump up the volume @shanemoore.bsky.social

Calling in reinforcements now lol!

Calling in reinforcements now lol! Men who stare at goats scene where Lyn Cassady (George Clooney) kills the goat by focusing his thoughts on it.
aug 30, 2025, 1:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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okragarden.bsky.social @okragarden.bsky.social

It reminds me of how Pope Francis got discharged from the hospital and gave a Sunday address to the crowd like normal then died the next day. Maybe this is Trump's last outing.

aug 30, 2025, 1:18 pm • 26 2 • view
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social

JD Vance proximity warning.

aug 30, 2025, 1:20 pm • 23 0 • view
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𝔅𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔶 𝔖𝔞𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔱 @keemfraiche.bsky.social

I like your mind ma’am!

aug 30, 2025, 1:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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B Miller @bamwonky.bsky.social

I will hold onto this, thank you.

aug 30, 2025, 1:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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Michael R Lambert @mrl53.bsky.social

Now I can go about my day. We protest at Noon. Thanks Phil

aug 30, 2025, 12:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social

we need a "among rising speculation about his health" here, we're trying to manifest a media crisis

aug 30, 2025, 12:57 pm • 281 8 • view
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☭Josh Mosh☭ @joshmosh138.bsky.social

Media crisis? I thought the plan was to manifest a party.

aug 30, 2025, 1:24 pm • 66 0 • view
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Rude Katy @rudekaty.bsky.social

The crisis is finding a large enough venue

aug 30, 2025, 1:37 pm • 47 0 • view
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Billy Bragg's Liquid Aminos @aminosbilly.bsky.social

I've no idea what to do now with all this champagne and charcuterie

aug 30, 2025, 1:57 pm • 6 0 • view
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☭Josh Mosh☭ @joshmosh138.bsky.social

The champagne should keep at least.

aug 30, 2025, 2:03 pm • 5 0 • view
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Billy Bragg's Liquid Aminos @aminosbilly.bsky.social

True. But it's not like I've got a cellar, so let's get a move on, Reaper. Tick tock! ⏲️

aug 30, 2025, 2:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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☭Josh Mosh☭ @joshmosh138.bsky.social

Those Big Macs sure do need to work faster.

aug 30, 2025, 2:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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cwl @clups.bsky.social

Why not both?

aug 30, 2025, 1:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ang3lw1ngs @jporras53.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 pm • 14 0 • view
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 29 0 • view
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🍧Meat Popsicle🍧 @baddielynn.bsky.social

Damn

aug 30, 2025, 1:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social

No one is coming to save you, not even sister shadow or father time. You want something so bad do it yourself.

aug 30, 2025, 1:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bill Bullock @billbullock.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:36 pm • 4 0 • view
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Rebel Ron @rebelron.bsky.social

Again he's spending our money OUR MONEY ppl on golf , but I'll be so busy making America great again I won't have time to golf fucking LOSER,LIAR, CONVICTED FELON, SEXUAL PREDATOR 🖕OFF TRUMP.

aug 30, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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MS Encarta ‘98 💿 @encarta.software

Body double. Let’s keep this thing rolling

aug 30, 2025, 1:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chairman Meow @jdny2.bsky.social

How far away was he? I don't expect the barking seals in the press corps to push the issue, but are we sure they didn't put out a body double?

aug 30, 2025, 12:57 pm • 19 0 • view
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LL @cheetodusty.bsky.social

Patience grasshopper…..

aug 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Olddude1967 @olddude1967.bsky.social

Hopes and dreams smashed again

aug 30, 2025, 2:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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AmGigOhm @americangigaohm.bsky.social

But, horizontally?

aug 30, 2025, 1:18 pm • 5 0 • view
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AuburnMay @auburnmay.bsky.social

There’s still hope his bloated self will topple out of the golf cart at full speed.

aug 30, 2025, 2:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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Curtis Wakandian "Not Going Anywhere " if its F me its FU"😈 @curtischarris.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 1:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rockie Von Bronco @samthom64.bsky.social

*fart noise* 👎👎👎

aug 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 17 0 • view
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Exhausted American @exhaustedamerican.bsky.social

Damn it.

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Felicia who can’t have nice things @fleabee.bsky.social

There is always someone who has to ruin the current mood on social media… 😩😩😩😩

aug 30, 2025, 1:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nan- Power To The People @ojelibom.bsky.social

Who is out the door at 8 am to golf?

aug 30, 2025, 1:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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RubinRubin 🌈 @thetallsister.bsky.social

Actually that’s pretty late. Do you want to finish your round (4hours+-) in time to get in for your McDonalds .

aug 30, 2025, 1:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nan- Power To The People @ojelibom.bsky.social

A double?

aug 30, 2025, 1:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Laney Lan @laneylan.bsky.social

Very specific, no?

aug 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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behind the mirrorball @behindthemalllll.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Icemopper @icemopper.bsky.social

Damn

aug 30, 2025, 1:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social

Meanwhile, I have memories of visiting my grandfather's grave in Arlington with my mom one winter week day when the Obamas were still in office. The Obamas rolled up to the next section to visit a small family by a new grave. I'm glad I was alive to see that. I'm glad I was alive for the Obamas.

aug 30, 2025, 2:09 pm • 12 0 • view
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Warren Shadespot @warrenwp.bsky.social

Boooo 🍅🍅🍅

aug 30, 2025, 2:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com

where is the dislike button???

aug 30, 2025, 1:34 pm • 13 0 • view
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Hood Gojo @nubianprince7.bsky.social

We need one for every platform fr😂

aug 30, 2025, 11:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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amcarbone @profwriter.bsky.social

How far away was the observer? Was it this guy?

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aug 30, 2025, 1:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datadrivenmd.social

Reported and Blocked for harshing our buzz /s

aug 30, 2025, 1:01 pm • 417 6 • view
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MMartin @cornmax.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lady in the Woods @stevieann.bsky.social

😂😂😂

aug 30, 2025, 1:28 pm • 17 0 • view
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Liz H @liz914.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kat in Az @katphxaz.bsky.social

Is it an 🍊 look-alike?

aug 30, 2025, 1:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Steph K @gnomeledy2.bsky.social

Are there pictures? Did he stop to talk to press? It could be some slob covered with orange makeup. A body double, LITERALLY?

aug 30, 2025, 1:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Geoffrey L @longlivethemods.bsky.social

Wait a second when was the last time he was seen without a hat?

aug 30, 2025, 2:15 pm • 3 0 • view
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"Passed out at thirty-one flavours last night" @culturalfatwa.bsky.social

Stop making up shit

aug 30, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Psychedelia Smith @mocialsedia.bsky.social

Well we all know why he doesn’t wear white trousers for golf any more….

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aug 30, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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mkesupa.bsky.social @mkesupa.bsky.social

Gross. Cannot unsee.

aug 30, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Psychedelia Smith @mocialsedia.bsky.social

Dude, you can smell it.

aug 30, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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veggieman* @veggieman801.bsky.social

So he’s gonna get buried in golf attire?

aug 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 37 0 • view
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Jerusha Jane @jerushajane.bsky.social

On a golf course.

aug 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 14 0 • view
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com

Right next to Ivana, in fact

aug 30, 2025, 1:09 pm • 15 0 • view
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Rude Katy @rudekaty.bsky.social

Different course, new tax breaks

aug 30, 2025, 1:40 pm • 8 0 • view
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Chris Findlay @cdeswanf.bsky.social

Black pants? Hmmmmm…

aug 30, 2025, 1:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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dmarie70.bsky.social @dmarie70.bsky.social

Damnit…..

aug 30, 2025, 1:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Regina Schrambling @gastropoda.bsky.social

“Critics say”

aug 30, 2025, 1:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Joel Calahan @joelcalahan.com

Spotted with what? Measles?

aug 30, 2025, 1:07 pm • 7 0 • view
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"And all at once, summer collapsed into fall." @ehs06702.bsky.social

Goddamn it

aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zoey Ashley @zoeyashley.bsky.social

Trump died, this is just his body double

aug 30, 2025, 1:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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It’s a floor wax and dessert topping! @pipercat.bsky.social

Trump’s father lived to 93, we’re stuck with him for the foreseeable future.

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bats and Wires @batsandwires.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eleanor of Aquanet @sure-not.bsky.social

Source?

aug 30, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Margaret Spires 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇧🇭🇲 @usmcwizard.bsky.social

Damn.

aug 30, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dustin @dustinmatheny.bsky.social

He wants to die at Ivana’s grave. 😢

aug 30, 2025, 1:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Papyrus Semi (post con depression arc) @papyrussemi.bsky.social

Nothing* ever happens (*Nothing good, at least)
aug 30, 2025, 1:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social

Party pooper

aug 30, 2025, 1:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Arkenor @arkenor.bsky.social

Damnit.

aug 30, 2025, 12:52 pm • 18 0 • view
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Steven Gordon @stevenkgordon.bsky.social

Still brain-dead ?

aug 30, 2025, 2:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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e.g. Broke Shealds @brokeshealds.bsky.social

Fake news!

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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LTP256 @lisap256.bsky.social

😩

aug 30, 2025, 3:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michele @michelebk527.bsky.social

So it’s not over 😞

aug 30, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sarah 🕊️ @sarahjp81.bsky.social

No thank you.

aug 30, 2025, 12:58 pm • 5 0 • view
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Echo Commissions Open Indefinitely! @myecho4.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 33 0 • view
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sinner for disease control @biocharbutch.bsky.social

we’re going to need actual proof of life

aug 30, 2025, 12:58 pm • 5 0 • view
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Aeryn @kickassmagicrobot.bsky.social

Take a picture of his comb-over next to today's paper

aug 30, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Crispy Christ on a Crapcracker! @yourssomeday.bsky.social

Black pants so we won't see the shit stains?

aug 30, 2025, 1:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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nothing @endling.bsky.social

unlike button ~>

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sane Lunatic @sanelunatic.bsky.social

Ohhhh, way to harsh my mellow, man.

aug 30, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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AMERIKKKA IS A JOKE @kskm3.bsky.social

How do we find out who is in the pool? Considering how they let Trump lie to their faces every day, I don’t think there are any actual journalists in the pool. If you keep your mouth shut when he says false things to preserve your access, you don’t get to call yourself a journalist anymore.

aug 30, 2025, 1:11 pm • 0 2 • view
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untitled bsky user @caffeinemonkey.bsky.social

If he actually gets out there, what will his mobility be like? Will his walking be unstable? Will he even walk? Bruises? 🍿

aug 30, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tully Summers @mcbrungus.bsky.social

Fuck you don't tell me nasty stuff like this

aug 30, 2025, 1:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jean Giardina @jeangiardina.bsky.social

Officially starting the body double rumors.

aug 30, 2025, 12:58 pm • 255 9 • view
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Mac🔆 @macenby.bsky.social

Only problem is ain't nobody else look like that

aug 30, 2025, 1:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Barry Gott @bazgott.bsky.social

The test will be if he’s spotted cheating at golf

aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social

Plenty of 6’3” 215lb men in their late 70s around who could serve as a body double

Trump or is it
aug 30, 2025, 1:13 pm • 14 0 • view
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Anthro Girl @grandmassecrets.bsky.social

This is not him. Body double rumor co-signed!

image
aug 30, 2025, 3:56 pm • 5 0 • view
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Picocksso @picocksso.bsky.social

He does have double most people’s body

aug 30, 2025, 1:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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kindlingtotheflames @kindling2theflames.bsky.social

Didnt Elon say something about that when they broke up?

aug 30, 2025, 3:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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B Miller @bamwonky.bsky.social

Proof: Trunt never wears black pants. (May not be true, just spreading a rumor).

aug 30, 2025, 1:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pissyrabbit @pissyrabbit.bsky.social

Otherwise, how is it going to stay exciting until it actually happens?!?!

aug 30, 2025, 1:02 pm • 37 0 • view
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🏳️‍🌈MaryAnnNM.bsky.social @maryannnm.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:12 pm • 74 1 • view
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Fraser Lass🍁 @readyayeready.bsky.social

My first thought 🤣

aug 30, 2025, 1:21 pm • 9 0 • view
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kjc7177.bsky.social @kjc7177.bsky.social

This is what I've been suspecting, they're giving very Weekend at Bernie's vibes

aug 30, 2025, 1:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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Hyenas have hearts🐗 @imamewd.bsky.social

Wheres the proof? I need video and photos Gossip wont do

aug 30, 2025, 1:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social

They saw the internet last night and realized they needed to drag his ass out.

aug 30, 2025, 2:12 pm • 5 0 • view
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robinjrance.bsky.social @robinjrance.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kate Ferguson @kateleighferg.bsky.social

Still would like to know what he was up to the past few days

aug 30, 2025, 1:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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henrydogg.bsky.social @henrydogg.bsky.social

Man, I'm just trying to enjoy my holiday weekend

aug 30, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Antikris @antikerbal.bsky.social

A “the shooter missed” moment.

aug 30, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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El Sargento García @elsargentogarcia.bsky.social

Bloated like a puffer fish, though.

aug 30, 2025, 2:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mik @mik.hunts.monster

Yeah, we're looking for changes though.

aug 30, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gorka @gorkamurga.bsky.social

Ugh. He is not dead. He is just lazy.

aug 30, 2025, 1:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ted "Cis is not a slur" Delphos @tdelphos.bsky.social

This is a bit thin tbh. Who "spotted" him? Distance / lighting? Prompts by WH staff?

aug 30, 2025, 1:15 pm • 5 0 • view
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(((be kind))) @zonkerbrainless.bsky.social

dammit

aug 30, 2025, 2:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kpow💥 @kpow70.bsky.social

So you're literally the bearer of bad news. He could trip while brushing his teeth, hit his head and die. Why jump the gun for bad news🤷🏽‍♀️

aug 30, 2025, 1:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mireille is sensational, like a She-Hulk @vizaezuul.bsky.social

Pics or it didn't happen.

aug 30, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Not Analog Elvis | El Pollo GRANDE @cyberelvis.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 2:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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🌻Sunflower🌻 @funnyghost.bsky.social

Son of a......... 😒

aug 31, 2025, 5:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly

Oh well. Better luck next time.

aug 30, 2025, 1:21 pm • 233 3 • view
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Erwin @erwinbolder.bsky.social

Could still be Zombie Trump.

aug 30, 2025, 1:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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kalen whose twitter pic is 15 yrs old @kalenski.bsky.social

Tomorrow is another day.

aug 30, 2025, 1:22 pm • 61 0 • view
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Canadaguy @jamestcanadian.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 2:02 pm • 6 0 • view
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michej805.bsky.social @michej805.bsky.social

It’s still early today!

aug 30, 2025, 2:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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David Frank @comgeek39.bsky.social

*gasp* HOW. DARE. U. So inappropriate! Death wishes are only appropriate with a MAGA hat and a noose.

aug 30, 2025, 1:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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IMPEACH! @thetd.bsky.social

Let’s see the hands !

aug 30, 2025, 7:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social

Were his sons with him? bsky.app/profile/tomk...

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nick Johnston @nifjnick.bsky.social

Is he going to try that new extra-long copper pitching wedge Melania gave him and there's a chance of a storm? 🤞🌩️

aug 30, 2025, 1:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Robin Woodie Hirsch 🪺 @robinhirsch.bsky.social

Ah fuck

aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lalo Steensland @lalosteensland.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/lalo...

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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mimmothteaparty.bsky.social @mimmothteaparty.bsky.social

Bah.

aug 30, 2025, 1:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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grumble! @opaisaarder.bsky.social

1. where's the photo 2. bsky.app/profile/vcdg... what the hell is this

aug 30, 2025, 1:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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grumble! @opaisaarder.bsky.social

could be routine or not the prez but until i see a photo of him standing unsupported, i'm not convinced

aug 30, 2025, 1:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jesse Singal Vapes Piss @mumbly-joe.bsky.social

Fake news

aug 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 29 0 • view
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Silly Sausage @appallnepal.bsky.social

Godammit

aug 30, 2025, 1:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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marcuswrath @marcuswrath.bsky.social

Does the pool usually describe his weekend wardrobe?

aug 30, 2025, 1:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Julwiki🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐺'𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐘 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍'© @julwiki.bsky.social

I choose not to believe you

aug 30, 2025, 1:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bryan Craves @bmcraves.bsky.social

this Weekend at Bernie’s reboot really sucks

aug 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 121 5 • view
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Lee-in-Iowa 💙 @lee-in-iowa.bsky.social

Because some jerk says he’s on the golf course. Hoping it’s a body double. Or just a mistake.

aug 30, 2025, 1:32 pm • 7 0 • view
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Barbara Banfield @barbbanfieldrn.bsky.social

There is no body double for Trump in this entire universe.

aug 30, 2025, 1:37 pm • 6 0 • view
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Temporary Bat @saredra.bsky.social

There is a Spanish lady who does bear an uncanny resemblance, poor woman. She became a momentary cause celebre and probably would really have preferred not to have.

aug 30, 2025, 1:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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kjc7177.bsky.social @kjc7177.bsky.social

Going to try to make one with household supplies. Back in 5... Oh wait, dang it. I'm out of pasty gelatinous gross goop. Oh well.

aug 30, 2025, 2:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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pseudonymous5.bsky.social @pseudonymous5.bsky.social

Body double? Like a bag of rancid chicken scraps sprayed orange with a mop head and a red magat hat?

aug 30, 2025, 1:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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fullyspectrumed.bsky.social @fullyspectrumed.bsky.social

Crisis actor!

aug 30, 2025, 1:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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ONE INFINITY @one-infinity.bsky.social

Everybody is like... Damn... -ONE.

aug 30, 2025, 3:28 pm • 6 0 • view
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Diane S. @dianesherlock.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 8 0 • view
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Matt 'N Cheeze @mattilathehun.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Fury @thefyuuri.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 5:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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Foxxo Creature 🔞 @foxxocreature.bsky.social

If he's good at golf then you know he's been replaced

aug 30, 2025, 2:43 pm • 4 0 • view
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Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social

Are we sure that wasn't just a pile of rotting chinatown garbage?

aug 30, 2025, 1:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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ghostoffrankdrebin.bsky.social @ghostoffrankdrebin.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thad Ochocinco, Active Listener @thadochocinco.bsky.social

Nope that's a clone

aug 30, 2025, 1:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elizabeth Johnson @splcgirl.bsky.social

Wonder why he switched from khaki to black pants?

aug 30, 2025, 1:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Daryl Maguire’s tractor @daryltractor.bsky.social

Can confirm. I saw him.

Donald Trump tees off
aug 30, 2025, 1:14 pm • 6 0 • view
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Daryl Maguire’s tractor @daryltractor.bsky.social

He was hitting them well too, I might add.

aug 30, 2025, 1:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Deb Elias @sailebed.bsky.social

Dammit, Phil.

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 pm • 7 0 • view
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Bobo 🇲🇽🤝🇨🇦 @boboispost.ing

aug 30, 2025, 1:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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🏳️‍⚧️ JANE AUSTEN SUGRAÑES 🥄 @janeaustenenfur.bsky.social

NOT PHOTO, NOT TRUMP

aug 30, 2025, 1:33 pm • 9 1 • view
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Pilarisdelworld @pilarisdelworld.bsky.social

🥺😔

aug 30, 2025, 1:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Zyphex🇨🇦🍉🇺🇦 @zyphex-skybreaker.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 10 0 • view
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Bad_Cyclist @badcyclist.bsky.social

Well that’s fucking depressing 😔

aug 30, 2025, 1:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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BLACKCATFOXRABBIT @blackcatfoxrabbit.bsky.social

He should follow Sleepy Joe into the nursing home.

aug 30, 2025, 3:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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kawaiiju @ghosthorse.bsky.social

and I heard he’s dead according to my hot tub

aug 30, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve @steve42.bsky.social

Why can’t we have nice things?

aug 30, 2025, 1:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Loeffler @johnloeffler.bsky.social

A screenshot of a Fallout 4 notification that 'Everyone disliked that.'
aug 30, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Truthofthesoul @truthofthesoul.bsky.social

Spotted but no pics 🤷🏽‍♀️

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social

image
aug 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 29 1 • view
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social

Hmm needs to be lower. About 6 feet lower.

aug 30, 2025, 1:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kpow💥 @kpow70.bsky.social

That's actually level ground he's climbing🙄

aug 30, 2025, 1:20 pm • 19 0 • view
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samwibatt.bsky.social @samwibatt.bsky.social

Still from 1960s Batman series, showing Batman and Robin climbing a tall building using a grappling line. It was filmed with them walking on a horizontal surface with the camera turned sideways.
aug 30, 2025, 4:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kpow💥 @kpow70.bsky.social

😂yuuuup

aug 30, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social

🤣🤣

aug 30, 2025, 4:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Goth Cardinal @jwlongthelast.bsky.social

LOLLL

aug 30, 2025, 1:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Hextella @pastella.bsky.social

Yo this photo is a banger if I tilt it sideways

aug 30, 2025, 1:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sonny @sonnygalleani.bsky.social

manningkrull.com/digital-phil...

aug 30, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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A Droid Developer @developrofthings.bsky.social

Where is that ugly black mark on his right hand that he had in images circulating around the web earlier this week?

aug 30, 2025, 4:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social

This is a funny pic from his last term, not recent. I just like to post it. Many people created funny memes with it,

aug 30, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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JLD @jldgothome.bsky.social

Help! I'm a felon and I can't get up!

aug 30, 2025, 1:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Zoëbeth @zobethc.bsky.social

🤣🤣

aug 30, 2025, 4:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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memory @damagedamages.bsky.social

boooooooo! also, no he wasn't. that didn't happen. we're keeping the dream alive.

aug 30, 2025, 1:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jane Donchaknow @janedont.bsky.social

Booooooo!

aug 30, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social

Gif search results for
aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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tvr-24.bsky.social @tvr-24.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jane Ruffino @janeruffino.bsky.social

There’s still time to delete this

aug 30, 2025, 12:57 pm • 135 2 • view
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social

hahahahaha! Nice, Jane. The way you think of the commonweal. :)

aug 30, 2025, 1:11 pm • 13 0 • view
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Jane Ruffino @janeruffino.bsky.social

It was so nice when we didn’t know! I want to go back to there

aug 30, 2025, 1:13 pm • 33 0 • view
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Rude Katy @rudekaty.bsky.social

Scroll, scroll, scroll....

aug 30, 2025, 1:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social

nice, warm, soft, and fuzzy. :) He absolutely is shaky and impaired though. I could see a distinct physical difference from November even just for January 20th at the inauguration. If they had kept him out of sight to do a heart procedure, we likely would've heard. So, he's not patched up. :)

aug 30, 2025, 1:20 pm • 16 0 • view
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Jane Ruffino @janeruffino.bsky.social

This is good news, at least.

aug 30, 2025, 1:23 pm • 5 0 • view
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social

I'd say yeah. Downward slope 📉

aug 30, 2025, 1:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Barry Gott @bazgott.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:32 pm • 7 0 • view
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social

Keep hope alive! :)

aug 30, 2025, 1:39 pm • 4 0 • view
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RevJPDonaldson @revjpdonaldson.bsky.social

Did somebody say "RAMP"..? (well, didn't actually say it, but I look for any excuse to post this video) Still funny. 🤣 👇👇👇 youtu.be/ign_vZupjno?...

aug 30, 2025, 1:56 pm • 4 1 • view
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Waldo @wildokitty.bsky.social

Ah well, nevertheless...

aug 30, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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kitemanheckyeah.bsky.social @kitemanheckyeah.bsky.social

Was he also spotted in the company of two other people, standing on each side?

A weekend at bernies poster, but with Vance, Trump and Musk.
aug 30, 2025, 1:07 pm • 37 4 • view
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Fish in the Percolator @brokenpinion.bsky.social

Of course he's in the same fucking state as me rn god fucking dammit

aug 30, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lucid Lucifer🏳️‍⚧️ @lucidlucifer.bsky.social

booo!! (not you, just to the message itself)

aug 30, 2025, 1:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social

Do not kill the messenger, people!

aug 30, 2025, 2:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Morgan @zency48.bsky.social

Real shame. Even today's Wordle was getting into the spirit.

aug 30, 2025, 1:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ladies Bring a Plate @ladiesbringaplate.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Phil @darkphil.bsky.social

We need proof of life? These pics could be old

aug 30, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Suzanne 🇵🇸 @rummlie.bsky.social

Not reposting this, don't want to bring my pals doon.

aug 30, 2025, 12:57 pm • 21 0 • view
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Jeff Johnston @koeselitz.bsky.social

well, pools lie

sep 1, 2025, 8:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Marty Olliff @martyolliff.bsky.social

Buzz kill.

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 6 0 • view
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Nellie is into solidarity @nellieo.bsky.social

🙁

aug 30, 2025, 1:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kyr @kyr-shara.bsky.social

he's going to his happy place - wasting money and avoiding work

aug 30, 2025, 12:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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oweknow3.bsky.social @oweknow3.bsky.social

Phil, I respect what you do, but this is about to get you blocked lol. The weekend literally just started and you're already ruining the good time. Just tell us the terrible stuff on Sunday night.

aug 30, 2025, 2:06 pm • 11 0 • view
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OrdinaryLunch.bsky.social @ordinarylunch.bsky.social

you mean his body double was spotted

aug 30, 2025, 12:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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BeauBeau @dpbahm.bsky.social

Don’t rain on my fantasy parade.😩

aug 30, 2025, 1:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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robust soldier crab ball gate @crabbyaf.bsky.social

that's just the clone

aug 30, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Exhausted One @farewell2america.bsky.social

Of course he was. 😤

aug 30, 2025, 1:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com

No one wants this

aug 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 130 0 • view
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joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social

Somebody else said he was at Bedminster. Why not both?

aug 30, 2025, 4:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Doodles Rule @gingerandjacky.bsky.social

Photo or video, or it didn't happen.

aug 30, 2025, 1:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Staring@TheAbyss @tommysalami420.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social

Fake News!

aug 30, 2025, 1:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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holidaygold.bsky.social @holidaygold.bsky.social

Well fuck.

aug 30, 2025, 1:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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surfingthepast.bsky.social @surfingthepast.bsky.social

I guess so, but even for him he looks bad.

aug 30, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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curiouschristine75.bsky.social @curiouschristine75.bsky.social

sad

aug 30, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view