Everyone needs to remain calm REMAIN CALM Maxwell is not breaking from House Capri from Sun Or Oscar from Mayer We'll still have our beloved Mac & Cheese AND Take a beat - breathe Ketchup - NOT catsup And the original ketchup Not that simply ketchup that Costco sells Ugh We will all be OK

Wonder if the price of cultivating tomatoes along with someone’s Perfidity in the White House brought this about.

“One unit will focus on North American grocery items, including brands like Oscar Mayer, Kraft Singles, and Lunchables. The other unit will primarily handle sauces, spreads, and seasonings, encompassing brands such as Heinz, Philadelphia, and Kraft Mac & Cheese.”

An old trick to bump up their value. All for the shareholders :)

yep see XPO spliting into XPO, GXO and RXO

Krinz & Heaft

Things are so bad even ketchup is getting divorced

Well, it has gone through a lot of domestic violence lately. Being thrown against the wall and all

Which one will use fewer chemicals.

I guess that means no squeeze bottles of Cheesy Ketchup now...

Sarcastically imagine a product that has no reason to exist challenge. (Difficulty: Impossible)

🎵"Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree..."🎵 Of course, my first reaction is 🤮 but I will NOT kink-shame here! :)

Every major monopoly should be split up

There goes my hope of getting a single-source cheeseburger.

Mom! Dad! No! Don't make me choose!

variety.com/2025/tv/news... Our economy is one big con for the people in charge

Splitting will not be good news for the mayonaisse.

Six reason mayonnaise crisis is bad for the Democrats

Both are monster companies.

Yeah, the first thing I thought was: OK, who makes money on this?

The financialization of capitalism results in the cyclical churning of corporate structures for no purpose other than short term stock price manipulation.

We're just so far past the point, if it ever existed, where companies try to build the best products to serve consumers. I feel like capitalism might be defensible on paper, but any defense crumbles when you see how it plays out in the real world.

100%. Once a market gets saturated, it becomes impossible to sustain the rate of growth through increased production. So industry self-cannibalizes ("financializes"). Sucks for everybody except major shareholders.

So true. Seems there was a day 'give the people what they want' was a winning business plan. Now far too many are 'give the people 💩 and take all their $ for it' is the only plan. Blame IG/TikTok creator mentality for the click-bait economy.