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elcatski.bsky.social @elcatski.bsky.social

Me, several years ago, to my now Ex "youve never worn that cool dress I bought you for xmas" Her"thats because youve not taken me somewhere nice!" Me "because consistently over the last 5 years EVERY time I've booked a table, you have taken so long to get ready that we've ended up losing the table!"

aug 20, 2025, 1:33 pm • 6 0

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ianmonst.bsky.social @ianmonst.bsky.social

Weird that she put the emphasis on you to "take her out" somewhere nice so she could wear it too. Could've found somewhere herself. Would've made things a bit more balanced maybe? Like when people complain you've not called for ages: DO YOU NOT ALSO HAVE A PHONE?! WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?!

aug 21, 2025, 11:32 am • 0 0 • view
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elcatski.bsky.social @elcatski.bsky.social

We are a confused generation with one foot in chivalry and one foot in full equality.

aug 21, 2025, 1:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Deniz @denizcappa.bsky.social

What a cliche, are you living in a bad sitcom??

aug 20, 2025, 1:47 pm • 7 0 • view
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elcatski.bsky.social @elcatski.bsky.social

It sometimes felt like that. One of the main reasons she is now an Ex.

aug 20, 2025, 4:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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Deniz @denizcappa.bsky.social

It makes total sense

aug 20, 2025, 4:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Simon Watts @simonwatts17.bsky.social

Fibber. You don't need to book at McDs.

aug 20, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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elcatski.bsky.social @elcatski.bsky.social

Who takes their GF to Maccys? We're talking posh places, like Nandos.

aug 20, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view