My dad, on me getting my first tattoo "What will you look like when you are 70?" Me:"fucking awesome"
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Except it won't. It'll look like a vague, inky, faded mush 😆
aug 29, 2025, 10:13 am • 0 0 • view
Oh no! Now all the hot girls won't wanna shag me as I parade my 70 y/o body up and down the beach! Who gives a fuck
aug 29, 2025, 10:29 am • 2 0 • view
Don't worry; I don't expect many of them want to shag you even now 😂
aug 29, 2025, 12:03 pm • 0 0 • view
This is true. I'm already old as balls. One one hot girl wants to shag me these days, and I'm cool with that. That's why I married her.
aug 29, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view