yikes!!!!

More like burnt dog shit covering his ugly face. The more narcissistically injured he is, the darker it becomes.

He looks like he tripped and did a face-plant into a mud puddle. Or like a narcissistic 79-year-old priss with dementia who can't see how fake and stupid his makeup looks. Real "strongman", who probably spends more time on his bouffant combover and makeup every day than most women do in a week.

Trump’s face looks a bit like Al Jolson’s and he’s about to sing “Mammi.”

No matter what either leader says…they are BOTH lying!💯

Do the wildly different shades telegraph something?

No one loves him enough to tell him to blend. NO ONE.

No one even LIKES him enough to do that!

And that's a hard no on a two-state solution from Netanyahu.

The sad part about it is that he thinks he's 'so hot'.

Pumpkin and Poutine went to lunch to talk about genocide. No soup was served.

I believe that's burnt sienna.

perhaps umber, which literally means “shade”

I wonder if Donnie stinks as badly as was reported months ago. Is he still farting himself awake?

I will never understand how no one ever tells him how ridiculous he looks.

🤡

OMG! Calabaza!

An extra coat of 🍊 for this event!

whoa. I didn't see this one.

Are the dinner plates in front of them for cold McDonalds after the meeting?

Nah, that's Minwax Colonial Maple 223.

I can smell this disgusting pig from here

Which one?

Not even spiders would sleep with him.

Two thirds of his head is brownish. 1/3 is white. Did he miss his appointment on Momma June? He needs to go back in the chair.

He stuck his head up Putin's a$$ one time too many!

Orange cretin playing catchup

It's almost as if he does a faceplant in his pull-up every morning....

Pete's trying to look cool for the camera, but looks more like a 10 year old wondering when they'll get to mcdonalds.

Mr. President, what would you like to wear to the meeting today? Give me Oompa-loompa Orange.

Ever wondered what happens when you rub dog shit on your face?

Next, he'll launch a make up brand: 50 shades of rotten orange.

Is that Nobel orange?

lol. He should do his ears.

Rubio always looks like he sold his soul - just miserable.

It really is like they’re letting the most impaired guy in the memory care unit play president in the dining room, making him gleeful with fancy papers and fake proclamations.

He looks like a biscotti

I am beginning to wonder if he is just Hannibal Lector in a Trump mask.

Very unlikely that Iran ‘wants to meet Trump’. Zero likelihood

Too bad there isn’t someone around who felt comparable telling him he looks like an idiot.

He looks like a clown……you would think with all his money he could hire someone to groom him

Fool

I call it baby shit brown

Burnt sienna?

I says more like pumpkins shade

Stunning. ✨

I mean, come on, bro. Are you so worshipped that we don’t blend foundation lines anymore?

he must be blind

No, just very very stupid

His makeup artist is the French resistance of the administration

I have thought that for some time now. We try to guess what shade of Pottery Barn wood stain he is from day today.

😄

The guy is such a shameless puke....it begs the question, why no Trump Men's Makeup on sale yet?

I’m sure it’s coming.

So are his sycophants and followers

The crayon, now retired, was “Raw Umber”.

Ah! The Burnt Siena Shitgibbon strikes again.

Two-Tone Taco

Does he use a stencil? Can’t color outside the lines.

But they commit genocide

Somebody please tell him to lay off the orange?

he looks like he's been bobbing for french fries

Trump is a vermillionaire

Is that... vermilion?

greatest 3 ring circus freaks the world has ever seen. Shows daily. Patrons can even help spread the 🤡💩

He looks as if he lowered his face onto a round plate of greasy gravy

Table of incompetent losers!

Again, I have to say, it is quite amazing. For a group of people who hate when men wear makeup, their cult leader wears a *fuck ton* of makeup.

And the shillbilly has more eyeliner than *Deborah* Vance.

he is toasted marshmallow

It exaggerates his beautiful white/blond combover!

I bet trump said we'll support you if nominate me for a Nobel

He should have "freshened up a little" after pulling his head out of Bibi's ass.

However genocide is good.

I thought he was bruised. Like he looks extra ghoulish like under all of the makeup is festering gangrene.

You definitely don’t want to see him without the orange paint. 🤣

How do we know that guy's not really Jeffrey Epstein?

And no one around him will tell him...

With a white streak down the side of his face. 😆

His face needs a two state solution apparently #bronzer

Those poor shirt collars

🙄🤦

No more of our tax dollars should be sent to Israel to slaughter more people. NONE!

Gender affirming orange care

I hate him more than his bronzer blender.

And only on half of his face. Lovely.

Just follow international law, moron. Like normal politicians do. Try it!

He put on his finery for Bibi.

Is it just me or is it kind of brown? Like he smeared himself with his own feces.

Looks like literal shit

With his dazzling cheek highlights, all in the wrong place.

ears white like a baby's butt

Halloween came early this year

That's one of my all-time favorite photos of him, not least because the White House thought it was good enough to post on social media. It looks like someone tried to photoshop his face on another picture of his face.

Trump frequently looks like he lost a pumpkin pie eating contest.

This is MAGA’s alpha.

He missed a spot

Just think.. somebody's got to spray the back of the Vice Fuhrer's scrotum. JD Vance pulled off the couch..again.

"Where the river meets the sea"

Maybe burnt orange is the actual shade of his face and he paints his ears and neck pasty white.

Trump gets really carried away when he's brown-nosing Putin.