You MOTHER FUCKING loser!! What the hell gives you the right to anything related to anything World Cup. You got booed, wouldn't get off the stage with the winners and....you KEPT the trophy for yourself??? What will it take for his supporters to see how classless this loser is?
That Fat F*ck can't even run the length of a soccer field. What an embarrassment and humiliation for the people of our country.
Ok, Kel, but admit it: you'd want to see him try. I'd be curious at what he'd wear to such an event. Would he run in a suit? Golf clothes? An old-school 1920s bathing suit (I can dream)?
I would say that he would light the field wearing his patent suit and DJT tie. He would stand and look a the field and say "nice field, beautiful field. I would run this field again but I have already set the record for this field and I would hate to ruin that." despite having never seen the field.
Ok that's probably exactly what would happen. They said, "sir! we've never seen anyone run that fast before. They said I'm the fastest and ran a perfect race."
Imagine the pride he must have displaying a trophy he didn't earn and for a sport for which he likely doesn't know the rules.
Many people don't know that certain players can touch the ball with their hands. It's true, most people don't know that. When other players touch the ball with their hands they get in trouble. The refs are NOT NICE!!
Every time you think he could be a bigger dick he finds a way
It's legitimately a super power of his.