He had an intimate relationship with just his couch on more than one occasion and he wrote about it in his book. And now I have to bleach my brain.

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Oh, those faux-Evangelically raised *Christian males*, born outta wedlock, huh #shadyvance & speaker Mike?!? Can you simply imagine? Never REALLY being allowed to *come out* and be their true selves… I BET he ALWAYS wanted to be a *Mara Lago Blonde*, too… SAD