As everyone knows, “True warfighters instilled with the warfighting ethos, however, know that a warfighting ethos is only at its warfighting ethos-iest when warfighters are fighting a war on boredom. And here among the embattled mulch beds of D.C., cousin, boredom is ah-boomin.”
To quote Buffalo Soliders “War is hell, but Peace? Peace is f***ing boring”
Brutal but true.
There are few people in the country more exploited than an American soldier.
Im gonna be honest... this looks like pretty standard weeds and seeds to me. For those of us who have been in, the amount of times that weve had a rake, mop, or some other garden tool can exceed a rifle in some jobs. You ever sweep sun? A grunt has.
“Now pash me anuva glash u bourbon.”
Looks like court ordered community service to me.
Time for the national guard to refuse to "serve".
“But who needs optimism — or even general mission directives — when one has earned the privilege of making rake and mulch as much a part of their being as their own beating heart?”
"This is my rake. There are many like it, but this one is mine." 😂🤣
This whole article is brilliant. Just speaks to the E4 Mafia soul.
This is my rake and this is my gun, this is for leaves and this is for fun
😂
What a great image for recruiting 😂😂
Shouldn’t they be masked? Just in case they have to do anything else whilst there…
The judge said that I have the warrior ethos
The warfighter ethos
yup. that garden is criminally messy!! let's get to work fellas and right this terrible injustice!!
As someone who served in active duty and National Guard I can tell you that these soldiers are absolutely not happy doing what they're doing. Some probably really needed the money as is usual in the National Guard, but not one single soldier I've ever met wanted to go rake leaves.
Of course this is after fucking with the homeless.
“I didn’t sign up to be a gardener”
Right? People often ask about my time in the service and my reply is always "Long periods of utter boredom punctuated by brief moments of sheer terror, proving the axiom that that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
‘Suckers and losers’ doing landscaping because ICE.
None Dare Call It Mulching? - Drew
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Coming to a National Forest Near You. (Does this have anything to do with forest firefighters having to prove citizenship all of a sudden?)
Trump is insulting the NG troops.
Do you guys get it yet?? Trump HATES our military. He has shown it over and over and over again through his words and his actions. But he gets in front of a microphone and lies his ass off and many dumbasses just lick it off his boots.
Well said!