What did he choke on them?

Yes whoever invented fitted sheets is evil.

As I understand it, all you have to do is die in battle for it to be considered a warrior's death, right? I DARE ANYONE TO LOOK ME IN THE FACE AND SAY MAKING A SHEET FIT ON A BED ISN'T A BATTLE, EVERY SINGLE TIME. *mic drop*

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You need to add "i died going to school" to make it more relevant to republicans.

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It was while trying to get the fitted sheet on wasn't it