I keep telling my partner that her insistence on dim lighting throughout the house is not compatible with a longhair ginger and white cat, whose hair shows up on every colour of fabric. I look in the mirror... Dynamite. I take one step out the door, I'm a fucking wreck.
Haha, yeah I use a lot of sticky tape in the office
I've got one of those rollers with flypaper on it in my laptop bag now. I literally have no idea what the actual situation is until I hit natural light, but she equates a 40w bulb in the bathroom to stadium lighting. Shit I have no idea what the modern equivalent to a 40w incandescent bulb is.