Are not is.

Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half coach Wonderfully written

Is that a French horn in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? I wanna think these two teamed up when horno man hired the jazz psycho to do music for one of his porno loops. I’m sure he can play the Hammond organ as well as piano.

French horn porn guy and the killer jazz pianist of Ecuador team up to fight racial equality. Are we living in a script the Coen brothers decided not to produce?

😱😱😱😱😱😱

Eh, those Ozark Schutzstaffel have nothing on NYC co-op applications -- though in NYC the racism is slightly less overt.

Clearly these jamokes never heard about Grafton, NH.

Its all about the notes you don't fuck

As Alfred E. Neumann says, "Bleccch"

As a classically trained (former) French horn player from Arkansas there is an alarmingly high chance I’ve been in the same room as this chump

I want "a classically trained French Horn player who live streamed their own sex videos" on my damn tombstone

Calling these two KKK recruiters “architects” is a ridiculous insult to real architects or even to organizers, and a misleading description of this bunch of idiots.

Christ. I'd laugh it it wasn't so ludicrous.

😂😂

Loving that the next line says "Seeing someone who doesn't present as white might lead us to not admit that person". How woke/anti-woke can you be one sentence?

People experiencing swarthiness

Hair-straightness-challenged individuals

Melatonindivergent Differently aryaned

Glad I found the "Arier-Pass" from my grandparents somewhere in the stack of papers, which my grandma left when she died

Oops, this is irony

So to get a court ruling on this, somebody has to bedenied membership and/or residence based on race, but who in their right mind would want to live locked behind a fence with these people?

They once had a whim And they had to obey it To be racist shits And then play some be-bop White fantasy village Will fail and so will This stupid obsession Unless they are cops.

At least there are no neighbours to beg them to stop. How long until he finds his horn...gorn?

These people are horrifying beyond belief.

I see they like goats.

“Do we have any infrastructure?! I’d have to check, but I don’t think they’re allowed in here. Unless they’re white and former criminals or musicians”

"Nope, we're homesteading!"

glad to see French horn guy can still get work

You win everything.

I see you were handed a crucial piece of evidence for the murder in Ecuador

Man, I like jazz and I used to have a ton of jazz albums but somehow I never saw this one.

I am amazed, impresses, and also somewhat appalled that you knew this album cover existed, let alone could find it. (Unless that really is Eric Orwoll and his partner in live stream sex Jazz.)

I’m surprised they don’t say they both identify as Christian and that’s a requirement

Or the perfect detail: “On his X account, Mr. Csere uses antisemitic slurs and says that the Holocaust never happened but should have.”

📌

I don’t how she’s just discovered this It’s her country 🧵 bsky.app/profile/glea...

He’s certainly got the Waffen SS vibe going.

The interview with the wives something else 😔

It's a big country.

We knew 🤷🏼‍♀️ What’s being held back?

If you mean "why aren't other news media picking up the story?" It's probably that it's 40 people in a relatively poor state. After the Aryan Nations wingnuts declaring war on the USA, these Arkansasfolks are kind of ho-hum. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan_N...

There are a lot of ho hum groups

Yup. 330 million people.

You were not lying that is perfection

The entire article is hard to grapple with & yet I’m also stuck on the fact he couldn’t even stain the rest of his backdrop wall… lazy & evil

They better not trust a questionnaire for the ancestral heritage because a lot of us "white" folks have surprise great grandmas that would disqualify us from Klantown

In the 19th century, my Irish ancestors were not considered to be white, nor were Italians or Slavs.

Immediately summoned up Grafton New Hampshire- and bears www.vox.com/policy-and-p...

Absolute carnage in 3…2…1…

Had absolutely no idea where this would end up!

Just wait 'til Louis Theroux and his production team get hold of them.

Traditionally only English WASPS were the gatekeepers of whitedom Europeans, esp dark southern Euros, Catholics and anyone’s name ending in a vowel needn’t apply Funny how these EXACT people turn their exclusion into zealotry

I’m gonna need a cover sheet on that application.

These guys sound GREAT.

"I'd never join a club that would have me as a member."

I am glad that they are removing themselves and staying together in a place away for all of us. I don't see this getting challenged in court by anyone.

What gross fucking people! I'm all for them creating their own all-white 'homesteads" - keeps 'em away from the rest of us.

One day we'll hopefully be able to look back and laugh at how these weirdos were ever taken seriously and actually ended up running a country.

OH. MY. GOD!

Well I say we let that community grow as large as possible and then…

"The far right is surging in the United States, driven in part by white nationalists exploiting economic anxieties and a populace increasingly frustrated with the political status quo." OK, economic anxieties. What might the other part that it is driven by be?

What political status quo? Have they not noticed that America is now under a fascist dictatorship, and the far right in fact has almost complete control of the country?

Those fucks tried to make a similar one in the Ozarks in Missouri. One of the few times we kept assholes from doing something here...so far.

Get them all in there and put an electrified fence around it. If they need anything, people can do deliveries—we can put it all through a hole in the fence.

hate to say this bc i'm white af but like, all white people just need to fucking die

"The far right is surging in America." Oh really? Why do I suspect they have nothing factual to back that statement up. The NYT is a menace.

So you can be any sort of deviant creep or crook just so long as you're white. They'll be queueing up at the gates.

"40 Occupants and Some Goats"

Protect the goats.

Those poor goats.

French horndog is probably busy trying to impregnate them.

The white ones, anyway.

what a sentence

Yeah, okay - self-selecting scum, I get it, I’m good with it. But no government services, EVER. You get hit with natural disasters? Baby, that’s your god talking. Good luck, motherfucker.

I would agree to let them have their all white community if they will all agree to leave the country. You can have the entire state of Arkansas but all of MAGA has to go with you

Why are Republicans so WEIRD?? bsky.app/profile/youn...

What's new?

This is one of those gated communities where you wish you could lock the gates from the outside.

Superglue is cheap.

That can be arranged.

Reads a bit like the intro to a Grahame Green novella.

But still the people referred to are racist fucks

And then the bears came?

bsky.app/profile/youn...

Incest is definitely on the agenda.

Wow, I've never seen how the sausage gets made when it comes to my favorite horror trope, 'insular cannibal village hiding their horrific nature.'

Can we wall this place up? Then we could airdrop thousands of tons of concrete into it.

Oh, I want to apply and use pictures of my nephews - one red haired and the other blue eyed - to "prove" my whiteness, then reveal their Dad is Puerto Rican and their DNA shows they have Black and indigenous ancestors.

My cousin and I are milk white. Her mother is very, very mixed❤️

Well, this is going to be a dangerous cult within a year. Here's hoping it's going in the "drinking the punch" direction and not the "abusing children" direction.

These fuckin' european americans.

That is a DELIGHT.

Peter Csere, bro of Orban, as it sounds

He wishes. Lol Peter needs to be extradited to Ecuador to stand trial for violence and embezzlement...

Well, name sounds Hungarian, that is what I meant

Correct. That's his ethnicity. The funny thing is, his family who likely came here in the early 1900's - Peter considers himself more American than others who have been here for 4 centuries lol

Just want to point out that Jeffrey Epstein played the bassoon. Priorities.

I wouldn’t want to live in a place like that!

Karma’s gonna karm…

So is the criminal background check looking for *positive* matches?

So it's like living in the inner city but in reverse.

icky poo.

Adding Arkansas to my no-go list

The only instrument where you gotta fist it?? Yea makes sense he's a weird pervert

Every possible delivery service should refuse to deliver there. It sounds unsafe for many of their staff.

It's Arkansas. They almost certainly do not have delivery services of any kind.

I was just about to say, it’s the Ozarks, they have even less delivery infrastructure than here in rural Texas.

Well, then a lot of them are going to hate it there from the get go. No food deliveries is unacceptable.

A skim of the NY Time story reveals that it's just your same backwards rural KKK types, but this time a few of them know enough contractors to wear polo shirts and call their fuckwit cult compound in the woods a "real estate development". None of these people have heard of DoorDash.

I grew up "in town" (in Louisiana, not Arkansas, but same difference) and exactly one restaurant would deliver food to our house. We got UPS, FedEx, USPS home delivery, etc. but lots of rural areas do not.

We get UPS, USPS and Amazon and that’s about it. No Uber eats and while we technically have Uber et al, it’s hypothetical. Out of curiosity I tried calling a Lyft once and it was $50 to get me into San Antonio, but there weren’t any drivers within a 10 mile radius so no estimate of pickup time.

Their whites only society will collapse within a week if UPS refuses to deliver to them. It will start when a flannel shirt doesn't arrive, then an eBay purchase of a rare Dave Mathews Band vinyl.. The final blow will be a craft beer subscription denial. ☠️

Dave is really pro Palestine, those guys turned on him years ago

Wait till they start feeding the bears (do they have bears in Arkansas?)

Yes and my neighbors feed the bears. It’s a matter of time. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Pretty sure it’ll be me getting ate.

Yup - newrepublic.com/article/1596...

Yeah, exactly what I was thinking of

I just read that piece a week or so ago. Fascinating, but unexpectedly awful when you try to go it alone. That's not how life works.

It’s a huge masting year. The nuts are falling in torrents from the trees everywhere.

And you know what that means: an explosion of rodents.

Ok NYT! All is forgiven.

Are we above burning this place down to the ground?

Sometimes I wonder if it’s all the plastic in our bodies….

The photo looks like an onion article. And really, the houses look awful.

White people making cults, what a concept! So original! Never been done before!

Good. Isolate them there. I hope they lock themselves in.

so it's a cult compound...seems a bit passe

As a Louisianian, it's stuff like this that makes me immediately think poorly of any rural living situation that can be described as a "community" or "compound". Imma start from "white supremacist gun nut cult" and perhaps consider chilling out depending on what you say next.

Saw a little tape on these fuckers. So checks out the vibe he and they were giving. This is another cult. Wait till they all drink some cool aid. And burn the place if federal agents show up. Bet they are making meth. How do these people live ? Tax exempt?

is he taping videos of sex with the French horn?

Perfect setup for an indie horror film that collects all the laurel wreaths at next year's festivals.

french horn player be normal challenge

Tell me I have to know.... The Jazz Klan pianist who gave it up? Jazz. Which originated in African American communities of New Orleans. Was it because he could no longer tolerate having to touch the black keys? Could he not find a piano with only white keys?

Long live the em dash

I would say that the French Horn thing shouldn’t go first but no it should, they did the right thing there

There's another Caitlin Smith who plays French horn, but she's been married to her husband for 10 years and it's not that guy, and she and this one are both brunettes and look alike and what a DAY she must be having!

better still the moment when i get to the part where he played french horn for Shen Yun

Imagining watching the spit drain from a French Horn played by a Nazi. Didn't need to sleep tonight anyway.

I wonder if "classically trained French horn player" means that he was in the high school band.

His ex-wife and porn partner, who was also a French Hornist and Eastman grad, lives there with her current husband. I just need to know if they called themselves "The French Horny Duo" in their porn days bc if they didn't it really seems like a missed opportunity.

Yeah it's perfectly structured I'm afraid

"I once had a whim and I had to obey it, To buy a French horn in a second-hand shop. I polished it up and I started to play it, In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop." A work colleague used to sing this, long ago and the words always stuck in my mind

👀 😬

Send like they should play honky tonk instead.

what 'other things'???

It may be a good thing. Removing themselves to their sanitized fake world means the rest of the world doesn't have to live with them.

Making me think of every Utopian experiment with Libertarianism that founders on the rocks of "no society can survive if every member is actively trying to be the worst one."

There's a 'trial by French horn recital' vibe there.

And somehow also Shen Yun and victimized vegans? And those poor children. 2025, man.

Arkansas? Yeah, that tracks.

Irl the onion character

Sublime use of em-dashes

I read this earlier. Then it goes on to say the 3rd founder was arrested for “stabbing a miner and is accused of stealing tens of thousands of dollars from a vegan community”

So two of the three founders have tried to kill someone, and the other is a sex case. That bodes extremely well, let’s hope lots of white supremacists sign up for this extremely stable community, which will in no way end in a mass murder.

As a novel, I would read this. As a state of reality, it should be nuked from orbit.

Sounds like the perfect place for em. How long before cannibalism sets in, do you think?

The HOA should be a lot of fun

Destroying the band geek aura

They're into classical music, solar panels, goats, and vegan food (🤷🏻‍♂️)… how bad could they be? Me and my friends Dave, Tamar, Abby, and Jordan should move there. Ahhh wait there's more. Ah shoot. Darn darn darn. I should've seen this part coming, huh.

🫥

Kaftka-esque in it's clarity.

It's giving... washingtonmonthly.com/2020/08/30/l...

As a classically trained French horn player who has also live streamed my own sex videos, just know we aren’t all like that 😭

Psychopaths are ok but they draw the line at melanin.

“40 Occupants and Some Goats” I feel bad for the goats.

Jeso Christo

White South Africans are introducing apartheid to America,

Tell me you know nothing about American history without telling me you know nothing about American history. Absolutely not a single solitary thing.

Louis Theroux needs to be there in two years tops!

He could follow it from inception to implosion - when the residents realise if you take one hate away from them, they have others, and they still have the same violent tendencies.

Chaser

WOOF 💀💀💀

CANNOT BE REAL

Well, of course. Wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea...

It’s like a scripted scene from The Phoenician Scheme. What the actual fuck?!

Where I heard this before..

Of course it’s in the Ozarks. And that intro, 🤌🏻

We really don't need Arkansas. They need us, but other than being home to a bunch of our Minute Man ICBMs, it is just a burden on the US. And, Huckabee-Sanders is an asshole too. Thank you for you attention to this matter.

so the criminal background check is to ensure that you are indeed a criminal?

It's more about equal opportunities; they don't want to discriminate and leave anybody out of their society... *Sarcasm intended

Or they don’t out criminal the top

With alt text

Thank you for the alt!!!

I am not up for reading this now but I think these racists have appeared before somewhere on the internet…it’s ringing a very distant bell. Racists who think they are geniuses but everyone else did not agree—now they are all joining together.

How long before it descends into murder?

There’s a chance everyone gets eaten by bears first

😂😂

They are drinking raw goats' milk, so...

Hope they make them take DNA tests. You never know what’s in that family tree:

Ah shit, I thought someone was taking the piss when they posted the bit about the french horn player sex videos and jazz pianist murder accusations

There will not be one washed ass in the whole community.

A French horn player who hated being French and a jazz pianist who either hated jazz or playing before Ecuadorians, who knows

Are they a horn player who is a French or a person who plays the French horn? I assumed latter (haven’t read the article yet)

but you can’t call it a French horn in New Whitesville, it’s a freedom horn 😏

Hey, maybe the last of the magas will join, then they'll all be in one place.

Marvellous. Once they're established, is there any way for the state to supply them with the necessary compound walls, preferably some which only open from the outside?

A murderer and a sex pest; but they want to interview everyone to ensure they are the right sort of white. Yeah, this won’t end badly.

The interviews and background checks are to make sure they’re the Right Sort of criminals.

I only read the screenshot so far, but live-streaming sex/camming doesn't seem like “sex pest” behaviors to me. I thought that was more about being predatory, not just having different kinks.

I mean, a bad end for a white supremacist is a great end for everyone else.

The gated community where the locks are on the other side.

Gag!

Why start an extremely racist community when you’re perfectly qualified to start an extremely racist ska band?!

How sickening….although not surprised it’s in Arkansas!🫣🤨

that fact that the headline is 14 words long is going to turn me into a conspiracy theorist

I read the first 3 paragraphs and involuntarily emitted a sort of strangled chortle which attracted some mild derision from my other half. So I read paragraph three to him, and he replied "Jesus." Subject immediately dropped.

"It's a good chill group, we've got Stabby Bob over there. Say hi, Bob. I hope you like free form jazz and crystal meth, there's going to be a lot of that... Oh he's gone.."

How is this not illegal.

It is illegal. In the article it mentions that the loophole they think they're exploiting is very weak.

Good. It was late when I saw that and I didn’t read the article. Not that I’d want to live there. Just shut that nonsense down.

I really like the idea of putting all these fuckers together somewhere far, far away from normal people (I'm thinking Siberia). Somewhere, to let them fail, wither: and suffer under the weight of their own hatred. The 2 founders whole vibe screams abusers too, btw.

"among other things"? hey eric what does that mean

This will be just like the Pilgrims in Plymouth, more than half of them will be dead in less than 12 months. White supremist fanatics possess very few skills of actual value. That is why they cling to their whiteness so hard. It's all they have.

Or the community breaks up when the Nazi incels discover that “returning to the land” involves the kind of backbreaking agricultural labour that’s usually done by the immigrants they are so keen to deport. They will mostly be back in their mothers’ basements in three months, I’d say.

“How did we come to this?”

So, some incels bought some land…

They have each other. May 6 toes on each foot become 8.

Well, six fingers ought to come in handy when playing jazz piano or the French horn... just sayin'. ;-)

*and

So a cult.

'Former jazz pianist'. Well you've certainly been on a journey my man.

He had trouble putting a band together. The musicians replying to his small ad in Der Sturmer didn’t have jazz chops. Whereas the downtown cats had a problem with wearing a swastika armband.

He’s not allowed to play jazz piano any more. Other kinds of piano are still ok tho

the drummer just won’t give him a break

Also, let's wreck the joint.

Magnificent.

The 14 words of the headline tho 😬

Nearly an hour away from the city? Like, not even a full hour away? Must be rookies to the cult compound game.

Billy Magnussen will be great in the film adaptation.

The goats were not white. I think they should consider that and maybe check in Mein Kampf

this is the start of a far cry game, I can feel it

This is Trump ‘America

Is it possible to lock them in, possibly with an abundant supply of firearms ?

I’m amused and aghast simultaneously

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

I want to know how many revisions of that intro this legend wrote. However many it was, the result was worth it.

I wonder if it’ll be like the Pitcairn Islands, where 1/3 of the adult men get charged for sex crimes

The third paragraph is the most telling. I think they should use it as the first paragraph. It sounds more dystopian than Brave New World!

It is missing the bit where one was in the Shen Yun orchestra and the other is accused of stealing money from an Ecuadorian vegan community, but I think that would mess up the flow

“‘Seeing someone who doesn’t present as white might lead us to, among other things, not admit that person,’ said one founder…” AMONG OTHER THINGS!?!??!?

“The community’s other founder, Peter Csere, was arrested in Ecuador for stabbing a miner and is accused of stealing tens of thousands of dollars from a vegan community there.” STEALING 10K+ FROM A VEGAN COMMUNITY?!?!?!?

Not 10k. He stole a total of $65k.

This is every intro on HGTV.

That last paragraph’s a doozy

Sounds very Branch Davidian

A locked compound exclusively for white rapists and murderers. 🤔

... wait Wait Wait. Is the pianist the motherfucker suspected of murdering Reynaldo Cañizares in Ecuador????

Is the background check to make sure you have committed crimes?

I mean, they really do look inbred

Chef’s kiss. It’s vile but I appreciate the craft the NYT seems to reserve for their ongoing profiles of stuff in this vein. My bar of ok is: article is not thinly disguised llm output. They can often avoid obvious tells but the structure gives it away. Especially in the “updates”

You can see why they want to keep any undesirables out. They’ve got plenty already.

It would be a positive honor to be called “undesirable” by these scum. Why would I want to be accepted into their disgusting “community”? I bet before the authorities will be able to bestir themselves to do anything they’ll end up murdering each other. One of them already is stabby.

Red-lining for incels...

The foot they're starting off on doesn't seem to be the good one.

May they be inbred within 2 generations.

I can hear Matt Damon saying "or not touch a comma of it."

Give it a second, razorbacks will be invading their homes the second they defund the trash service

The Netflix documentary in 10 years is gonna be lit.

I’m laughing bc it’s extremely true

These guys probably are genuine racists but this seems more a cynical attempt to farm other racists’ cash. The guy livestreamed himself having sex. I am getting scammer vibes from that.

Look, I don't mind the sex tape, but I want to see the Ariernachweis of his on-screen partners before I join his community. Otherwise he's just a filthy race-mixing hypocrite.

Arkansas… of course. Where the fuck else?

These bigots are from California and Connecticut but go ahead and blame Arkansas.

They went to AR because they could do it there. It would have been harder in CA or CT, I would think.

Whites-only deed covenants haven't been enforceable since 1948, but they're still in real estate deeds in places that haven't explicitly gotten rid of them. Here in what later became Silicon Valley, 1/4 of the properties had them in 1950, as did a lot of post-war suburbs around the US.

That colour of skin is so much more important than content of character will come as no surprise, when you're a pornographer or attempted murderer. (Or a pussy grabbing, fraudster, insurrection excuser).

I thought it was going to turn out to be an episode of Grand Designs from that description...

Grand Designs (Albert Speer edition)

Actually, saying it in Kevin McCloud's voice it does sound perfect. Someone is going to become pregnant imminently.

“The bitter falling out has taken its toll on the project. Contractors are unhappy, bills have been left unpaid… and Heather is wondering when her dream kitchen will be getting a roof.

"Sven has had too travel to Reykjavik too have his bathroom taps crafted by local blind monks, despite the project being only half finished and £167k over budget. The architect has decared bankruptcy and the German workforce have gone on strike. Katrina is living in a caravan with their 14 children"

‘nine months later a 15th child who looos suspiciously like Kevin mccloud arrives, putting more strain on their marriage. It was already in trouble because they decided to project manage themselves.’

It's a mystery www.instagram.com/reel/DDq1nEm...

More concerningly, it it was actually only 6 months later. Which raised a fresh set of questions.

They need to stay self-banished.... denied interaction with civilized society. No resources, no trade. They can primitive themselves all the way back into self-extinction.

That can’t be real