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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com

three square meals a day / so much water / heavy exercise at least once a week + a proper walk or cycle every day / always aim for eight hours a night

aug 28, 2025, 8:15 pm • 78 3

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Adam Kennedy @adr0ck.bsky.social

What about when you get out of prison?

aug 29, 2025, 7:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Kenny Stewart @kennystew.art

Mine is “have a dog”. I’m averaging 13,000 steps a day so far this year. I genuinely think the NHS should prescribe spaniels.

aug 28, 2025, 8:17 pm • 9 0 • view
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com

What if I'm, spiritually, my own spaniel

aug 28, 2025, 8:17 pm • 6 0 • view
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Kenny Stewart @kennystew.art

I don’t totally understand it but I’m definitely in favour of it.

aug 28, 2025, 8:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com

I just need to walk myself for ages every day otherwise I get insane at home

aug 28, 2025, 8:22 pm • 7 0 • view
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Helen Style @helenstyle.bsky.social

Everyone needs to be outdoors more

aug 29, 2025, 7:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Sarah Hemming @sarahhemm.bsky.social

Book the gym class : Cancel the gym class : rebook the gym class

aug 28, 2025, 10:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sarah Hemming @sarahhemm.bsky.social

But really - just one: dance

aug 28, 2025, 10:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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MJ @mathewheath.bsky.social

This is excellent!

aug 28, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social

If I ate three square meals a day I would put on a kilo each time

aug 29, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Helen Style @helenstyle.bsky.social

At a bare minimum Eat sensibly. Physical movement wherever possible. Talk to people in real life.

aug 29, 2025, 7:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Randle McMurphy 💙 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦✌🏻TRUMP IS A CUNT @rmcmurphy.bsky.social

Snooze, repeat, snooze.

aug 28, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 1 • view
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Bradley Kieser @bradkieser.bsky.social

Burgers are round, so no burgers then.

aug 28, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Britain's loneliest bat @timsewell.bsky.social

Cigarettes, alcohol and shitposting.

aug 28, 2025, 8:16 pm • 3 0 • view