oh man this is.......it's a weird piece, I'm not going to lie to you it's shaping up to be 3000 words on - counterintuitively? - Norway being incredibly uninteresting reckon I'll make it free to read, join in on youngvulgarian.substack.com, I'll send it next week
Norway would be like 160-something in my list of countries I’d like to visit. Finland yes, Sweden yes, Denmark yes, Norway you can stick fjords up yer bum.
Wrong just wrong and brown cheese is delicious.
i liked Oslo but their brown cheese is the worst thing ever
oh I very straightforwardly refused to even taste it
a decision i should also have made
I did a trip to Norway recently (with my Mum, so sedate and sober and cultural) and found Bergen lovely and interesting and Oslo a bit lifeless and dull. The train journey in between the two is incredible.
Have you been to Vigeland Park? That’s interesting.
As a Dane, I cannot wait to read it.
Who paid you off, the Danes or the Swedes?
This is the way to get us Norwegians to subscribe