real proof that I'm 33 going on 74 is that I was having drinks with a friend and she suggested dinner and I apologised but said I had a piece of fish that needed eating today, and she asked me for picture evidence as apparently that's also what I said the last couple of times we had drinks
We 69ers going on 33 are so proud of you.
you can have two dinners. this internet rando gives you permission.
Well it won't eat itself
Yay 33 club!!!
Did you really have a fish to eat?
Oh boy.
At least you went for the drink !!! I am suppose to go somewhere tonight and I’m laying in the sofa!
OMG, my wife and I recently used that excuse to skip date night..We both wanted to just cuddle and watch some noir. We did have a stunning salmon that she graciously cooked and great veggies. It was a good night. I know, Cool Story Bro
If you'd had two pieces of fish that needed eating you could have asked her to join you!
I am in a very posh restaurant in Stockholm (yes, alone, but it’s because I’m on a running weekend so not as tragic as it seems) and I couldn’t help guffawing to the consternation of the other serious diners. No honestly not as tragic as it seems.
😂
anyway I have now sent her a selfie, posing with my rosemary crusted salmon, but boy, at what cost
Everything starts making sense at 34/75.
The question is whether you had originally planned to eat that salmon or whether you improvised to sell your excuse 🤔
I think the clue is in the post.
I once did the same but with fish and chips. I explained it as an act of cod...
£3.95 if you’ve bought it at Aldi I think
This is the best thing on this site all week, thank you.
Poisson d'Août!
'i have had fresh sardines that have been marinating all day, sorry.' ~ me tonight .
I'm sure I remember a line from early 80s Corrie when one of the indomitable old ladies said "Got to go; got a spam fritter on a low light." Same vibe, I feel
just make sure not to send her the same food pic as last time 😄
Is it the same piece of fish? How long have you had it?
I just eat a lot of fresh fish okay!!!
Marie The Fish they call her
youtu.be/3tTHn2tHhcI?...
I kid you not, when Christmas comes around and this song starts playing, my mind always goes to this version.
always
This version is on our Christmas playlist. 😂
Sounds a bit fishy
This belongs in the small category of things you should be able to say without any fear or risk of being challenged. It's too sacred
Was it true? On any occasion?
Exactly the same thing happened to me today but ours was a chicken that needed roasting.
I love this show
getting pavlov dogged into smelling some fish on the turn and instantly feeling the need to message that friend
