What we want is someone on TV news who gets the tip and runs out to change into the brightest, most joyous outfit they have before making the announcement.

Skoop Nisker

Your voice always makes me smile so “the U.K. is under attack, take cover” in a Marie voice would definitely be an improvement!

Ooh can you give us a sneak preview of how you would do it?

Should you be temporarily indisposed for some reason, the chap who inadvertently live-tweeted the raid on Bin Laden would be my choice.

Please do it via blog post as well. "Have you ever felt so feverishly thrilled that you want to go out into the street and grab strangers by the shoulders and look deep into their eyes and tell them, again and again, without breaking eye contact, about how thrilled you are?"

Whoever breaks the news, it should be done at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

They could also have meant funkiest.

Nicholas Witchell. Sorry.

Didn’t king prince charles refer to him as ‘that awful man’?

this is true

News Bunny

How would you do it? I’m just thinking back to all the times over the years that I’ve had to reverse engineer a news story from an avalanche of comedic tweets. Getting something out there swiftly, and with panache is crucial it seems.

Marie Le Conte: *touching finger to earpiece* "I'm just getting news just in... You're going to want to grab yourself a bottle of champagne, so I'll give you a moment..."

Background music choice options: I’m in the mood for dancing (Nolans) All over the World (ELO) (I’m sure you young people will have more recent popular beat combos to suggest)