seeing my GP surgery advertising that they can take on new patients while knowing they gave me and appointment for a not-not urgent issue in *two and a half weeks* and feeling like a scorned mafia wife, OH YOU'RE TALKING TO THESE WHORES AND YET YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR WIFE'S BIRTHDAY?, and so on
I have noticed the typo and decided to ignore it
Ring 111. It’s a cheat code to get seen quicker. My wife got on the cancer fast track thanks to an out of ours gp service identifying her blood test really was worth worrying about.
I’m ignoring that typo.
My GP practice has twice as many patients as all the other local practices and yet they are still taking new patients too!
I’ll swap with you… I filled in econsult form this am hoping I’d get a phone appointment this week sometime and was in face to face with doc before 11am and referral to hospital within an hour! Eeek! When it works it works fast!
2½ weeks? You lucky, lucky, bastard .. I'm on my last legs and have to wait five between appointments. Londoners don't know how good they have it 🤣
I would start flipping tables.
Call in under a false name, paying CASH, and see how fast they book you
"paying"?
It also feels.. eerily notable? that the previously monikered junior doctors and their entirely, entirely reliable union reps have entered into a strange, extended cone of silence as the Reform polls continued to land, and land. Turkeys inclined to avoid a Ragnarok Christmas might spring to mind.
tbf it's a mortal lock Labour are going to make it their mission from God to get that timeframe inside seven days in their first term. That and seven and a half grand in childcare fees state provisioned and really.. Badenoch and Farage can have fights about setting boats on fire to no true effect.