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Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social

I'm calling my shot, plutonium poisoning. Trump got poisoned two weeks ago from Putin and he's a week left. I'm going to delete this if he is still alive, or I'll retweet this if it's real.

sep 1, 2025, 6:57 am • 109 5

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Streetwise, the Cville Safety Cat @averysafecat.bsky.social

OK, but how could anyone tell, dude already lost all his hair and is basically a golem made of hate and quarter pounders.

sep 1, 2025, 2:39 pm • 6 0 • view
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Lo-rah 🫀 @pastbriton.bsky.social

We need to get the scroll out of his mouth to deactivate him.

sep 1, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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radiantshrub.bsky.social @radiantshrub.bsky.social

My money is on Walmart shrimp cocktail.

sep 1, 2025, 3:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sister Methy Anne ⛪️ @methyog.bsky.social

That’s a reference to his dick?

sep 1, 2025, 4:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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The black thomas chatterton williams @dirtbagbistro.bsky.social

I had the same thought.

sep 1, 2025, 8:08 am • 1 0 • view
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dinerlee.bsky.social @dinerlee.bsky.social

But what’s the motive, given that Trump acts as Putin’s puppet?

sep 1, 2025, 4:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jay Bullock, cyclic vomiter @folkbum.bsky.social

Hard to imagine Putin believing Vance would be a better puppet tho

sep 1, 2025, 3:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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thedentalmama.bsky.social @thedentalmama.bsky.social

I think it’s that the damage has already been done. He’s no longer useful.

sep 1, 2025, 4:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

Jesus fucking Christ

sep 1, 2025, 7:27 am • 7 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

The QT literally killed me

sep 1, 2025, 7:27 am • 21 0 • view
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Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social

I need a modest goal of getting on some new blocklists

sep 1, 2025, 7:48 am • 15 0 • view
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Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social

They may block me before they block you.

Quote Post: Blue Resistance @blue-resistance.bsky.social Speculating on harm only distracts us from real action. Let's mobilize for progressive policies instead of waiting for chaos. Fight for our values! #blueresistance Original Post Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social • 1h I'm calling my shot, plutonium poisoning. Trump got poisoned two weeks ago from Putin and he's a week left. I'm going to delete this if he is still alive, or I'll retweet this if it's real. September 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM My Reply to Quote Post Gary B @gplusb.bsky.social • now You don't do shit. All you do is post
sep 1, 2025, 8:05 am • 4 0 • view
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Disabled Immigrant @its-mae-bae.bsky.social

I think it's a bot

sep 1, 2025, 9:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Disabled Immigrant @its-mae-bae.bsky.social

They only quote post and ~50 in 20 hours. No interactions in replies and posts are like disagreement bots.

sep 1, 2025, 9:44 am • 2 0 • view