They seek him here, They seek him there, They seek him everywhere. That damned elusive "rabid toad-faced Trump loving sycophant". Yeah, sorry it doesn't really "scan" but you get the drift. Poet Laureate I am not !
They seek him here, They seek him there, They seek him everywhere. That damned elusive "rabid toad-faced Trump loving sycophant". Yeah, sorry it doesn't really "scan" but you get the drift. Poet Laureate I am not !
They seek him here, they seek him there, Through Fox News chats and Twitter flair. Is he in Mar-a-Lago? Or on a yacht so grand? That slippery, wily Farage man!
He stirs the pot with words so bold, A tale of chaos, new and old. One minute he’s in, the next he’s out, The pundits shout, the crowds all doubt!
From Brexit plots to Trump’s embrace, He pops up in the strangest place. A speech! A meme! Then—whoosh!—he’s fled, The Farage whirlwind, always ahead!
You don't need to be Royal brown nose to be a good poet.
I like this a lot.
One place to not bother looking is his constituency. Don’t think he has ever been there
Didn't he recently buy a house in up-market part of Clacton? Oh no, wait that was in his wife's name. Farage £1m house is in Downe in Kent where he also owns two houses in Lydd-on-Sea. He also has property in Tandridge in Surrey. Truly a man of the people!
A wonderful and caring member of society. Always there for the less fortunate. A selfless human being 🤮 🤮 🤮