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battlewagondriver @battlewagondriver.bsky.social

Nah. That would just mean he forgot to lube up.

aug 30, 2025, 8:58 am • 1 0

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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social

Please...I can't

aug 30, 2025, 11:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Chevron @lachevron.bsky.social

Nooks and crannies he'll recondition you if he uses leather conditioner for lube. On your side I must say it's absolutely disgusting the way he remembers falling in love with his first couch and the way he has to revisit that memory so many times which really hurt your cushions. You should sue him.

aug 30, 2025, 11:28 am • 0 0 • view
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JD Vance's Couch @jdscouch.bsky.social

I'll hire an attorney. Usha even stole a few cushions for her Usha Vance lingerie collection

aug 30, 2025, 11:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Chevron @lachevron.bsky.social

Nah, I think he would use leather conditioner which is oil-based and has a flash point.

aug 30, 2025, 9:20 am • 0 0 • view