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Cy 🐟 sea of deceit @cyanidebutterflies.bsky.social

#seaofdeceit hello fellow mateys!! i have had a horrible bout of sickness today! i can only assume its from consuming the toilet crab soup but one cannot be sure! i will definitely be more careful about what i eat in the future

aug 31, 2025, 8:40 pm • 17 0

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CHRONICLED WISH SCARA CHRONICLED WISH SCARA CHRONICLED WISH @kinichswife.bsky.social

we have raining crabs and somehow the crabs from the toilets is always eaten

sep 1, 2025, 1:30 am • 2 0 • view
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Cy 🐟 sea of deceit @cyanidebutterflies.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 2:04 am • 2 0 • view
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Glo glostick 🫧 @gl0st1ck.bsky.social

So sorry you aren’t feeling well, here’s a wholesome bowl of chicken noodle soup except the chicken’s just a seagull that flew into my harpoon 😞

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aug 31, 2025, 9:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cy 🐟 sea of deceit @cyanidebutterflies.bsky.social

thank you sm glo!! lifesaver fr 🩷

aug 31, 2025, 9:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Glo glostick 🫧 @gl0st1ck.bsky.social

OFC OFC if my soup made you sick then I have to take responsibility I can't have my soup fighting my crew 😔

aug 31, 2025, 9:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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🏴‍☠️ xerxes⁷ @gaymaxxing.bgay.social

my crabs are 100% organic and would never harm anyone!

aug 31, 2025, 9:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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Cy 🐟 sea of deceit @cyanidebutterflies.bsky.social

tell that to my tummy ache

aug 31, 2025, 9:51 pm • 1 0 • view