News We Need After seeing how effective one of their subs was in physical combat, Subway Development has rushed a new line of sandwiches into production. Rumors of a shoulder-launched Classic Chicken Sandwich as well as other 'Bun-Based Munitions' have been circulating in high military circles.
Will Chick-fil-A be coming up with a sammich for a religious conflict?
Rumor has it they're retooling part of the ol' naval base in Groton to develop more lethal subs and grinders.
YUP. Also Aberdeen has been preparing to test new, tactical condiments like pepper spray mustard and extra hot chipotle poppers.
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So DHS will now require all purchasers at subway to fill out an application, have a 5 day waiting period and a background check Because they need to protect the federal forces If only they cared as much about school shootings