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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social

So, according to the replies, yoda is making the kids bike fly around using his mind. I mean ET, not yoda. Same thing I guess. That'll be why he doesn't have any legs, cos he can just fly himself around everywhere using the force.

jul 17, 2025, 2:44 pm • 23 0

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Stefano Gaivota @stefanogaivota.bsky.social

He can fly not using the force but by flatulence. #SilentButDeadly

jul 18, 2025, 6:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social

He has stumpy legs and runs awkwardly, yet never flies himself around. I think you’ve found a realism plot hole. That, and the extra terrestrial from space thing.

jul 17, 2025, 3:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social

he's just lazy. I can understand that.

jul 17, 2025, 3:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com

That and the performer being a double amputee

jul 17, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ellie Dawn Tightpussy 🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay

ET's species are canonically in Star Wars, so ET himself had to be force sensitive ✅ Object levitation ✅ Force healing ✅ Telepathy

jul 17, 2025, 5:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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A huge, loud elk @ibewavy.bsky.social

Plus, didn't he have that guy with the glowing sword and the pointy spaceship to carry him on his back? I'm pretty sure that guy could walk in the sky, too.

jul 17, 2025, 2:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Osama Dick Loudon @duanemoody.qwiffer.com

"and everything's made of fucking LEGO"

jul 17, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view