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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social

The trilogy took me back in time 25 years to my first employer out of college. The look of revulsion on management faces when I suggested that absolutely everyone at the company should build at least one laser. That they should have some concept of why the fuck we were all there.

jun 14, 2025, 2:46 am • 84 11

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Friendly neighborhood sharktocat @sharktocat.bsky.social

That's insane to me. Building a laser sounds pretty fun, although also very difficult. Way easier sell than mess with spreadsheets until number go up.

jun 14, 2025, 2:55 am • 5 0 • view
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social

Wasn’t so hard. They’re a 3D puzzle that just so happens to emit beams that blind & set fires. I built a lot of them in many different styles. Alignment was finicky and fun. Soldering without destroying the PCB really messed with me but in the good way.

jun 14, 2025, 3:02 am • 9 0 • view
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George William Herbert @georgewherbert.bsky.social

“We are doing science.” “Jason’s ON FIRE!” “For science.”

jun 14, 2025, 5:27 am • 3 0 • view
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social

The person most angry at me for the very idea he should do manual labor: the CFO The most disgusted, utter revulsion at doing the labor that ultimately paid her paycheck: the head of HR

jun 14, 2025, 2:51 am • 72 2 • view
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Bmcsherry @bmcsherry.bsky.social

Ya know as someone who works for a semiconductor company I could not fathom a single executive ever considering operating a piece of equipment in one of our factories

jun 14, 2025, 3:01 am • 3 0 • view
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social

Definitely wasn’t that way in when my mom was working in the fabs. Always the threat a director would try to Show Ya How It’s Dun, Texanly.

jun 14, 2025, 3:04 am • 4 1 • view
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nateroyah.bsky.social @nateroyah.bsky.social

In 30 years, I've seen Plant Managers, Customer Service Reps, Project Engineers, and even the most dreaded accountants come out to run machines on occasion. But never EVER have I seen H.R. do it.

jun 14, 2025, 3:16 am • 3 0 • view
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Revanche @revanche.bsky.social

Why is this so unsurprising. I maintain a similar attitude to yours, as senior leadership I still routinely work in the day to day grind that my staff do, and it's invaluable to my ability to make good business decisions for the company.

jun 14, 2025, 2:53 am • 4 0 • view
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social

Until I’m satisfied I sufficiently understand the work of people I’m supporting, I don’t feel I’m competent to be their safety guy.

jun 14, 2025, 2:59 am • 14 0 • view
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McNutcase @mcnutcase.bsky.social

A very reasonable position to take.

jun 14, 2025, 3:02 am • 5 0 • view
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social

Full agree for the safety person perspective. I guess I don't really get why everyone needs to build a laser themselves if that's what the company makes, though? I work at a university, and there are plenty of people who do important stuff here who shouldn't teach a class or do research.

jun 14, 2025, 3:06 am • 3 0 • view
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social

You may also be missing how much teaching happens outside of the classroom. Also that EVERYONE at the university needs to understand that education and the care for our students is the reason we are there.

jun 14, 2025, 3:29 am • 4 1 • view
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Trish Paton @trishpaton.bsky.social

Absolutely every person on a floor or in the stacks in a university library has taught students and sometimes professors. How to read a catalogue system, browse a shelf for related literature, work shelves when computers are down. Tricks for database queries. And on and on and on.

jun 14, 2025, 4:52 am • 3 0 • view
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social

Staff are not there for the exorbitant pay and groupies. It’s for the love of the game.

jun 14, 2025, 4:57 am • 3 0 • view
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Trish Paton @trishpaton.bsky.social

And occasionally to yell at a student tossing a book over a railing to their buddy WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. The kids razoring a chapter out of a 3-hour reserve textbook got WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. The guy slicing plates out of 19th century stuff got a call to the real cops. Good old days, man.

jun 14, 2025, 5:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Mark Baxter @aotearoabadger.bsky.social

Whoa now, you've been awfully quiet on there being groupies. Why have you never mentioned the groupies? I actually asked one day and you walked away.

jun 14, 2025, 5:08 am • 2 0 • view
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social

The groupies, like the frogurt, are also cursed.

jun 14, 2025, 5:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Mark Baxter @aotearoabadger.bsky.social

My first job they put us through a rotation of all the production lines as the idea was if you're going to be in a position to suggest and make changes you should know how and why things are done the way they currently are. Also to build relationships so you'd have friends to ask.

jun 14, 2025, 3:09 am • 4 0 • view
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Trish Paton @trishpaton.bsky.social

I always wish people *designing* stuff like cars & tractors had to do common maintenance before full production. Pull that battery drawer out and change those two units. Yes a stack of 4 hydraulic connections is pretty; get your fingers in there & connect/disconnect. Please give me room to work.

jun 14, 2025, 5:02 am • 9 3 • view
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Mark Baxter @aotearoabadger.bsky.social

Damn right.

jun 14, 2025, 5:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Trish Paton @trishpaton.bsky.social

Related, the best mechanical bit about my old Hyundai Pony was how absolutely EASY it was to get to the oil filter.

jun 14, 2025, 5:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Trish Paton @trishpaton.bsky.social

I mean, I have AFAB farmer hands, not giant but also most definitely not delicate, and I’m scraped up from my new hydraulics. My dad would be CUSSING.

jun 14, 2025, 5:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Mark Baxter @aotearoabadger.bsky.social

I come from the old school of every leak can be stopped by just screwing down the hose clamp so far you'll either produce diamonds or cold fusion.

jun 14, 2025, 5:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social

The bean counters are the ones to be mad at, not the engineers. The engineers hate those designs, too, but are given constraints they MUST work within.

jun 14, 2025, 5:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social

I am largely ignorant here. I'm just thinking of a lot of standard corporate roles like Receptionist or Accountant or whatnot where the role is going to be doing the same sort of things almost independent of what it is the organization actually does. Where they wouldn't be making those changes.

jun 14, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Mark Baxter @aotearoabadger.bsky.social

Fair. Depending on the upwards mobility today's accountant could be CFO in a while. Not important at the start but they should be more familiar at the end.

jun 14, 2025, 3:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social

This also encourages internal promotion and succession planning. The CFO external hire MBA that knows numbers only is likely to feel or be perceived as adversarial.

jun 14, 2025, 3:23 am • 2 0 • view
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Revanche @revanche.bsky.social

Ditto what Mark said. I make decisions for the entire company's policies. If I don't intimately know what we do and why, then how can I make an informed and intelligent decision about our policies that impact what we do day to day?

jun 14, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Revanche @revanche.bsky.social

And I definitely started at the bottom and worked my way up this specific ladder.

jun 14, 2025, 3:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Curtis J. Alexander @curtisjalexander.com

Even if the senior leadership doesn't do the work themselves (often a strikable offense in a union environment), having a presence in the lunchroom or the operating floor can be extremely potent. Hearing feedback from those who do the jobs that earn the revenue can be valuable information.

jun 14, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lindsay 👩‍🔬🚲 @llbroadwell.bsky.social

see this is kinda why I am down with the idea that *everyone* should do manual labour for at least a few months. these hoity-toity people annoy me no end.

jun 14, 2025, 3:06 am • 9 0 • view
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Cyrus @digitalvergil.bsky.social

I think everybody should have to spend a summer or two working crappy food service and retail jobs.

jun 14, 2025, 3:13 am • 6 0 • view
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McNutcase @mcnutcase.bsky.social

One of the most valuable things I learned from my crappy jobs was "ways I will never act if I'm ever a manager". Mostly by counterexample.

jun 14, 2025, 3:22 am • 5 0 • view
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Lindsay 👩‍🔬🚲 @llbroadwell.bsky.social

Ditto.

jun 14, 2025, 3:34 am • 2 0 • view
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Kassil, Written In Dust @kassil.bsky.social

I would like the execs who harp about the Importance of Clean Restrooms to our retail company to come spend a busy weekend having to clean them (and the rest of the store) and see just how fast they reprioritize things.

jun 14, 2025, 4:33 am • 5 0 • view
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social

If you aren’t willing to a clean a toilet, you don’t really care.

jun 14, 2025, 4:58 am • 6 2 • view
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Kassil, Written In Dust @kassil.bsky.social

Yep. If every able-bodied white-collar in a corporation had to spend even a single work week on the "unskilled" jobs they sneer about, much less the central ones to the work that pays them., boy howdy I bet their tunes would be changed.

jun 14, 2025, 3:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Carol @pinkgodzilla2.bsky.social

Operations dealing with engineers. Every engineer should spend 6-months in Ops to have an inkling of a grasp of how things work in the field v drawings/concepts. Remember one time when engineers went into a gallery to check out something and came rushing back up because suddenly a leaky check 1/3

jun 14, 2025, 3:37 am • 4 0 • view
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Carol @pinkgodzilla2.bsky.social

Said okay will go down to deal and clean up. It was more about hoping they learned things happen, not a case of operations choosing to ignore something letting it get worse; we easily could’ve just done rounds, had that check arm blow out and not seen it until next rounds hrs later. 2/3

jun 14, 2025, 3:37 am • 3 0 • view
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Carol @pinkgodzilla2.bsky.social

Some leaks, nowhere near a flow meter, are really hard to detect until someone happens upon them. Just lucked out they happened to be near by for another reason or would’ve had a much larger and slipperier mess to clean up when we next ventured to that location. Also see why rounds exist. 3/3

jun 14, 2025, 3:37 am • 2 0 • view
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Carol @pinkgodzilla2.bsky.social

Ooo…another: eng/maint being all there’s already an isolation valve when ops requests a new one. Yeah sure there is: on the drawing…in the field it’s down 3 flights of stairs and 400’ along the gallery &around a corner from the place you need to work and turning it on/off is PIA especially 4th time.

jun 14, 2025, 3:37 am • 3 0 • view
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Dr Ben Wolfe @benwolfevision.bsky.social

My regular question of “how does X support the mission” comes rather forcibly to mind.

jun 14, 2025, 2:49 am • 5 0 • view
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JadedSE @jadedse.bsky.social

This has been a leadership principle that I've driven into the directors and managers under me - you have to spend at least 1 day every 6 months doing your direct report's job. Take tickets, write queries, make dashboards, etc. If you don't understand the work, and value of it, you can't manage it.

jun 14, 2025, 3:23 am • 6 0 • view
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social

I have a principle when it comes to management (and other areas of life...) Never ask someone to do something if you aren't prepared to do it yourself.

jun 14, 2025, 11:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Curtis J. Alexander @curtisjalexander.com

I experienced the same at the start of my career. Managers had no idea how to accomplish our work. "We need more productivity out of you!" "Ok, how would you like it?" "Umm, just do it!" The look on those managers' faces as I surpassed them on the corporate ladder was sweet.

jun 14, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view