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Leon English @leonenglish.bsky.social

The biggest thing weighing against Trump being dead is no other countries are acting like it, and there's no way in hell their intelligence agencies haven't gotten a bunch of his admins comms bugged to shit

sep 1, 2025, 4:02 am β€’ 6 0

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grumpy toad @mr-implausible.bsky.social

he's not dead. but if he's dying or incapacitated there's no reason for a foreign intel service to tip their hand yet.

sep 1, 2025, 4:09 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @tomscud.bsky.social

China probably has a backdoor into his pacemaker

sep 1, 2025, 4:05 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Leon English @leonenglish.bsky.social

I do like the idea of Xi just pressing a button to give him a little scare every now and then

sep 1, 2025, 4:06 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Leon English @leonenglish.bsky.social

Like I feel it is unlikely the signal chat leakers are keeping a lid on that. Nevertheless, hope dies last.

sep 1, 2025, 4:04 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Leon English @leonenglish.bsky.social

Surely some rando would have been added to the weekend at bernies group chat by now, though.

sep 1, 2025, 4:05 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view