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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social

Being the father of an 11 year old boy and a 4 year old girl is mostly just walking around the house flushing toilets.

aug 18, 2025, 1:15 am • 265 11

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maybeday.bsky.social @maybeday.bsky.social

Boy(17) and girl(14) over here...still flushing toilets and turning off lights like it's my side-hustle.

aug 18, 2025, 2:08 am • 2 0 • view
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Cee Fitz @ceefitzgerald.bsky.social

What, no 8:30 p.m. dashes to the local mondo Staples-style store to buy 3-panel 3-foot vertical display cardboard, two cans of Fix-It, an extra set of printer ink, a bottle of Elmer’s glue, more X ACTO blades, or am I stuck in the ‘oughts?

aug 18, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Katherine @katvanzan.bsky.social

Ah, the joys of parenting and plumbing.

aug 18, 2025, 1:23 am • 0 0 • view
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francoisgodard.bsky.social @francoisgodard.bsky.social

No one cares

aug 18, 2025, 2:24 am • 0 0 • view
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calliopethecat.bsky.social @calliopethecat.bsky.social

😂

aug 18, 2025, 4:03 am • 1 0 • view
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ecbecker.bsky.social @ecbecker.bsky.social

And picking up random stuff that belongs somewhere very close.

aug 18, 2025, 3:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Sean’s Ramblings @seansramblings.bsky.social

Being a father of 3 boys between 7 and 14, I find my life is mostly just walking around the house turning off lights!

aug 18, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social

Maybe they’re just practicing to be good Californians. If it’s yellow, it’s mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down!

aug 18, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social

OR, dropping a toy in them and getting the child to fish it out by hand---- once.

aug 18, 2025, 4:40 am • 1 0 • view
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juddkahn.bsky.social @juddkahn.bsky.social

Jason, get your day job back. Or something close. Back into the game man. Politics, office holding. Telling the truth. That sort of thing.

aug 18, 2025, 1:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe @markrock666.bsky.social

...and picking up Band Aid wrappers.

aug 18, 2025, 1:17 am • 2 0 • view
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maybeday.bsky.social @maybeday.bsky.social

This one! Yes!

aug 18, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Rhonda Park Uber @rhondapuber.bsky.social

And turning off lights

aug 18, 2025, 1:17 am • 2 0 • view