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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com

Walmart is taking 850,000 water bottles off the market after customers reported being hit in the face with the lid. Two people suffered permanent vision loss after trying to open Ozark Trail stainless steel water bottles, according to a report.

jul 11, 2025, 10:40 pm • 179 72

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Rich Dools Jr. (Rocky) @richdoolsjr.bsky.social

HEY WP, BLOW ME!!!

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jul 11, 2025, 10:59 pm • 4 0 • view
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Nicholas Bauer PhD @bioturbonick.net

jul 11, 2025, 11:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rich Dools Jr. (Rocky) @richdoolsjr.bsky.social

Lol... Thanks!!

jul 11, 2025, 11:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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nottooloud @nottooloud.bsky.social

and thank @cpsc.gov

jul 11, 2025, 11:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social

Jeff Bezos needs another yacht.

jul 12, 2025, 12:18 am • 3 0 • view
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Ancient Lunatic Leftist @lunaticleft.bsky.social

Walmart is anti labor, Trump funding, oligarchic filth. But libs will never boycott them because "Save Money, Live Better."

jul 12, 2025, 3:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Dawn @alongcomesalady.bsky.social

Sitting out in the Sun too long. The bottles are expanding.

jul 12, 2025, 2:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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C @cleodogseriously.bsky.social

Sue Ozark.

jul 11, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chad Radish @chadradish.bsky.social

Ozark Trail is Walmart's personal brand of outdoor stuff

jul 12, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view
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flashgman.bsky.social @flashgman.bsky.social

Damn

jul 13, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view
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deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social

That's a pressure vessel and should have been outfitted with a pressure relief valve. When you create such an effective seal, you have to see the hazard that creates.

jul 12, 2025, 2:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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SkunkyAfgoo @weedbay.net

Like farts.

jul 12, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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VolvicCH @volvicch.bsky.social

Americanos…..

jul 12, 2025, 3:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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RDS @realdeepstate.bsky.social

Cheap steel. Walmart sucks.

jul 12, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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RDS @realdeepstate.bsky.social

Also Cheap Steal. Walmart sucks. Both work.

jul 12, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social

daggum

jul 11, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Djehuti Khonshu @djehuti.bsky.social

Just wondering, why are they aiming it at their face?

jul 12, 2025, 3:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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You wouldn't download a frog @younodonk.bsky.social

Walmart acknowledging that everyone deserves good top, and that bad top can make you go blind

jul 12, 2025, 1:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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hemmerfru.bsky.social @hemmerfru.bsky.social

On the upside there are only 393 million privately owned guns in the US, and none of those ever go off in anyone's face.

jul 11, 2025, 10:52 pm • 11 1 • view
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oberon9.bsky.social @oberon9.bsky.social

Wipe that smirk off your face VP Cheney.

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JHan1on @jhan10n.bsky.social

Auh owe neither Ozark Water guns or an AR-15 which means auh still has me a face and both muh eyes. So take that Walmart.

jul 12, 2025, 8:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kristie @kristie4fun.bsky.social

I owe both and have no issues

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CarrieT 🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸 🐶 📚 🛩 🌏 🐘 🗳 ⛩️ 😆 🎶 🪙 🤷‍♀️ @uclabruin1998.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

jul 12, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Beef Supreme, Truth Gladiator @chaostosurreal.bsky.social

Can't we fire consumer protection employees so we dont have this issue anymore? Only betas get lids in the eye. 😒

jul 12, 2025, 2:10 am • 2 0 • view
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qazman.bsky.social @qazman.bsky.social

Eyes are so soft these days

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social

In this economy, even the water bottles are weaponized. The real story isn’t faulty lids — it’s how fast companies act after the damage is public. Liability moves faster than ethics. 📜 dailyliesreport.substack.com/p/the-powell...

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🇨🇦 S'kale 🐻‍❄️ @skalesgeek.bsky.social

I'm really sorry for anyone who got hurt but it was total cartoon mayhem that played through my head when I read that.

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Paul @paulgoudriaan.bsky.social

How long would it take before we read about the first lawsuits?

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Steve1London @steveukfc.bsky.social

What a load of bollocks

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blaze13666.bsky.social @blaze13666.bsky.social

Lol U-S-A 😂

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CarrieT 🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸 🐶 📚 🛩 🌏 🐘 🗳 ⛩️ 😆 🎶 🪙 🤷‍♀️ @uclabruin1998.bsky.social

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Mike Conte @mikeconte.com

Just restock them in the gun aisle.

jul 12, 2025, 8:02 am • 8 1 • view
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social

It was the same aisle in my Wal-Mart, until they removed the guns and, for some reason, fabric.

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BlueXThunder @bluexthunder.bsky.social

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The Matador! The Matador! @vs-phd.bsky.social

If we haven't optimized water bottles yet, what hope is there for humanity?

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rudemandious3batz.bsky.social @rudemandious3batz.bsky.social

Charge the CEO and it will stop

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texdem.bsky.social @texdem.bsky.social

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punkrockchick.bsky.social @punkrockchick.bsky.social

Lol

jul 11, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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maggusdesirede.bsky.social @maggusdesirede.bsky.social

Wow. In Murica you must recall a product when the costumer doesn't know, that building up pressure can have consequences. How long was the liquid inside that the pressure was so high, that permanent vision loss is the outcome?

jul 12, 2025, 5:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Ian @deathyboy.bsky.social

It’s a stainless steel top…

jul 12, 2025, 9:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Taylor Grayson @taylorgrayson.bsky.social

Note this only happens when the fluids inside can produce gas. I wonder how this can be prevented?

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Kristie @kristie4fun.bsky.social

Don’t put anything carbonated??

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Nicholas Bauer PhD @bioturbonick.net

By designing a consumer product that can handle the reasonably expected pressures that may be generated by typical beverages one might put into a beverage container?

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Taylor Grayson @taylorgrayson.bsky.social

My understanding is that the top flies off when opening it, not while it's just sitting there, so it's not a matter of the container not being able to handle the pressure.

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Nicholas Bauer PhD @bioturbonick.net

Here's a tip: if you can't open it safely, it doesn't handle the pressure.

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nottooloud @nottooloud.bsky.social

I recommend you not check to see what's up if your car tells you it's overheating. Pretty sure it can handle the pressure, though.

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nottooloud @nottooloud.bsky.social

As to what they're going to fix in a recall here? No idea. Don't put carbonated beverages in a sealed container.

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Nicholas Bauer PhD @bioturbonick.net

Unlike a car, a beverage vessel is intended to be regularly opened by unskilled consumers, and does not have handy indicators of whether it is in an unsafe condition.

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nottooloud @nottooloud.bsky.social

and the solution here is...?

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Nicholas Bauer PhD @bioturbonick.net

Design it so that the pressure can equalize without the cap flying off? It's not rocket science, I don't think it would take a competent engineer long to find a few dozen possible solutions.

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nottooloud @nottooloud.bsky.social

Perhaps there is more to the story. Do these bottles differ somehow from the half dozen in my pantry dating back a couple of decades?

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nottooloud @nottooloud.bsky.social

Too few threads, or too low a thread count?

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Taylor Grayson @taylorgrayson.bsky.social

Which goes back to my original question. Do other bottles have such a feature? I've never noticed it if they do.

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Nicholas Bauer PhD @bioturbonick.net

My Yeti travel mug cap has thick screw threads and a second stop, which would likely handle it.

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Taylor Grayson @taylorgrayson.bsky.social

The fact that a couple of people were injured out of close to a million customers doesn't necessarily indicate an unsafe condition. There is no product so safe that people can't figure out a way to hurt themselves with it.

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Nicholas Bauer PhD @bioturbonick.net

The whole point of the CPSC is to make more products more safe so even rare but foreseeable and addressable safety issues can be minimized. Having household items that in reasonable usage can become extremely and silently dangerous is bad and we should maybe stop that.

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Taylor Grayson @taylorgrayson.bsky.social

Ever open a champagne bottle? What I'm wondering if these bottles are no more defective than any other bottle, but just a couple of weird accidents that got publicity.

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Ewart, Dave @davidewart.bsky.social

amercans

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planetgaia.bsky.social @planetgaia.bsky.social

Well at least water isn’t going to ruin that nice new white T-Shirt 🤷‍♂️

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planetruth.bsky.social @planetruth.bsky.social

Is that a bottle problem or a person problem?

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Jester @acapulet.bsky.social

American.

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maplover.bsky.social @maplover.bsky.social

A 64 oz water bottle?? Who is walking around with a 1/2 gallon water bottle, #1. And then putting nearly a 2L bottle of seltzer in it, #2. This is just natural selection at work.

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Brad @ripostemodern.bsky.social

It's the only thing my big gulp of Mountain Dew would fit into, okay?!

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Bren @lemmefinishk.bsky.social

That was my first thought - although I was thinking Mountain Dew

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Jay @conformityorelse.bsky.social

People that *work instead of sitting, very commonly bring a 64oz water bottle to work everyday. It's really not that much water... 😵‍💫

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East Coast J @jrhanlon.bsky.social

Explain the number of people in my office who bring one of these monsters to work then. 😜

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Jay @conformityorelse.bsky.social

If someone is sitting at a desk and drinking 64oz of water per day, they are accomplishing this with pure will power and devotion 🫡

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BeckyLovesCrows @luvscoconut.bsky.social

My husband does it daily. It's just normal for him.

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Andy Davis @incipits.bsky.social

Free article apnews.com/article/walm...

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Early Winter @earlywinter.bsky.social

Thanks

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KeltikIdea @keltikidea.bsky.social

France to Recall Millions of Champagne Bottles.

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