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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social

my cousin’s boyfriend of 6 years dumped her unexpectedly this week and i just noticed that my mom blacked him out with a sharpie on the family christmas card 💀

A close up of a Christmas card on a fridge of a beautiful family, except one dbag is colored over with black sharpie
aug 23, 2025, 7:53 pm • 57 3

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anti-leafblower account @eboldy.bsky.social

a hail mary, if you will

aug 23, 2025, 9:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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mythbri 🏳️‍🌈 @mythbri.bsky.social

Perfection

aug 23, 2025, 8:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Busty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social

Genuinely iconic

aug 23, 2025, 7:55 pm • 11 0 • view
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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 7:57 pm • 8 0 • view
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Dylan Michel @dylanmichel.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 7:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 7:59 pm • 9 0 • view
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Krakenstein and Associates @krakenstein.bsky.social

Redacted the douche

aug 23, 2025, 7:58 pm • 5 0 • view
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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social

Obviously

aug 23, 2025, 9:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lisa Beans 🫘🇦🇺 @lisa-wills.bsky.social

Old school. Respect.

aug 24, 2025, 10:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com

Amazing

aug 23, 2025, 8:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social

Mary don’t play

aug 23, 2025, 7:58 pm • 11 0 • view
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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social

he’s dead to us!!!!

aug 23, 2025, 7:59 pm • 11 0 • view
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Derek Caron @dcaron28.bsky.social

and he's gone

aug 23, 2025, 8:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rick Healey, piecing it together @twotothefifth.bsky.social

Damnatio memoriae

aug 23, 2025, 8:45 pm • 4 0 • view
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Archnemesis Goldenhair @archnemesisg.bsky.social

But like, this could be a great chance to make family lore in the future. Some kids 10+years from now "who's that black shadow?" Keeks: what shadow?

aug 23, 2025, 8:10 pm • 9 0 • view
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mythbri 🏳️‍🌈 @mythbri.bsky.social

Gaslight the next generation, strike his name and image from the record, and condemn his soul to eternal obscurity

aug 23, 2025, 8:19 pm • 6 0 • view
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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social

They could find celeb photos to paste in every month over the black blob

aug 23, 2025, 8:36 pm • 5 0 • view
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mythbri 🏳️‍🌈 @mythbri.bsky.social

Make it seasonal and fun, as though cousin dates the personality of the month

aug 23, 2025, 8:39 pm • 4 0 • view
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Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social

That's hilarious 😂

aug 23, 2025, 9:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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gem @defnotadino.bsky.social

Hell yes

aug 23, 2025, 8:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social

God love Mary

aug 23, 2025, 9:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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mamatully.bsky.social @mamatully.bsky.social

Go mom 😊

aug 24, 2025, 1:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social

Auntie has her back.

aug 23, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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nobody @granddad.bsky.social

she said

image
aug 23, 2025, 8:17 pm • 13 0 • view
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Lachategris @lachategris.bsky.social

This is the way

aug 23, 2025, 9:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social

she didn't waste any time at all

aug 23, 2025, 9:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social

no mercy

aug 23, 2025, 9:32 pm • 1 0 • view