I really don’t appreciate these civil war vibes. Imma be honest I was not raised to be prepared for this. I was a suburban teenager in the 90s. I was forged for aprons as dresses, political awareness ribbons, and soft drugs. Like. What are we doing here? Seriously, WTF.
Huh. I'm also a suburban-raised 90s teen, and I feel like we've been hurtling towards this for my entire lifetime. Course, I was one of those 90s teens who had a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, so.
Sigh. Ok. Lotta people had that book, dude. It was not unusual. Most of them didn’t think they’d be in a civil war. But maybe you did & maybe that makes you way cool.
Oh no, it definitely did not and does not make me in any way cool. I know what I am.