Is this true?

I thought this was an Onion article.

Is this the new Onion?

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Gross

Wishing I did not have to question the validity of this.

FFS

The REAL SHAME IS: if a massive undertaking to rename military bases, should be to honor native tribes whose lands and progeny were destroyed!

Gotta be a joke right?

That was funny 😆

“The decision, approved by a panel of Army historians in line with guidance from President Donald and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, came after an exhaustive search for underrecognized soldiers who embodied valor, sacrifice, and a name that “just kinda stuck out.” Sure does!

WTAF? 🤪

Juan Ciscomani is my Mexican American MAGA representative. It’s pretty twisted to work for a guy who condones the kidnapping and disappearing of undocumented Mexican immigrants when Juan’s own in laws were undocumented Mexican immigrants. He voted for the BBB and then asked Senators to rescue him. 🤣

🤦‍♂️😂

Well that’s just stupid.

Is this really true?

I'll try, but I don't think I can find a Bugs Bunny GIF good enough for a response.

It's pretty scary when you absolutely have to read the article to tell whether this is true or not. How sad is that?

Since Trump and Hegseth want to rename US bases for people who fought against US soldiers and lost, next up is Fort King George III.

Fort Cornwallis and Fort Burgoyne

Incoming

I'm surprised Fort Clinton hasn't been renamed Fort Arnold.

“Optics be damned! Suck it libtards!!”

I think I got dumped out there is a shack during an exercise with the 101st Cav. Couldn't stand it, I swept the floor and washed some surfaces. It eventually became HQ, worth the effort.

Fort Easily Amused.

Wasn’t Rommel’s first name Irwin?

imagine how hard it is to do parody these days. the real stuff is crazier than the best parody writer could ever come up with

Close enough to be true. Confederates were traitors to the United States.

I liked the phrase ‘ran a respectable sausage cart’

This shit is not amusing anymore.

OMG 😂 I needed this laugh

Sad that may satire alarm didn’t trip until around the 4th paragraph

The most transparent regime ever.

Vic Hitler Jr?

Hill Street Blues, ya?

Yes. I wondered how many would get that reference.

The guy who played Vic Hitler also also played Bernie, of Weekend at Bernie's fame:

Fort Erwin...Rommel.

That would explain the Panzer Division parading in D.C. on Saturday...

But, this is a joke right?

Duffel Blog is usually pretty accurate.

Stop it lmao

Makes the British public's choice of "Boaty McBoatface" seem like a harmless bit of fun, really www.rmg.co.uk/stories/ocea....

That's funny! 😂 But also sad.

It must be Fort Fred Hitler, no relation to Adolph.

Scary we have to stop and ask if this is real or not.

They could have just shoved the bottom line across a little and added Rommel... Less waste for DOGE to find by repurposing the existing sign!

I guess we know where stephen miller’s future bunker will be

A Walther PPK won’t do the job on Stephen……. A stake through the heart will!

Great. And now i have to double check that because it is utterly plausible. We are cooked.

“I approve”. Kitler

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To be perfectly honest, I prefer the JoJo Rabbit Hitler.

Sam Rockwell’s character was not Hitler. Hitler was played by Taika Waititi who wrote and directed the film. Jeez.

I know, but I couldn't find a Taika Hitler gif.

How about a vid? youtu.be/OlI1QJT2_7s?...

I remember that 'be the rabbit' line.😆

I love that he refused to do any research whatsoever and just played him as a doofus.

I had no idea that he played that role off the cuff. Awesome!

Yeah, he's pretty dope. I think there was a script and all that, but to paraphrase him, fuck that guy, he was a cunt.

💯

Me too!!

Hitler Youth Camp best dancer.

You really couldn't make this shit up even if you're paid handsomely to do so.

Well, read the article. It is made-up.

I don't have time. I can only quickly glance at the steady stream of headlines acting as pieces to the doomsday puzzle.

Sure it is

Todd Hitler was a hell of a war fighter and a great American.

I can’t even tell what’s true and what’s The Onion anymore

Seriously, right?! What a world we live in!

Duffleblog is the Onion for the military.

Thanks.

"“Look, he was a hero and an entrepreneur,” added Shaeffer, sweating profusely. “So, he has a controversial last name. Nobody's perfect.[]" LOL

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Okay...now you are just messing with us.

Sadly, even though this is parody, it literally wouldn't surprise me at this point.

it's kind of bleak when satire lies somewhere between Fort Lee and Fort Hitler, and some don't even recognize it as satire.

Have you heard about the Putin Center for Intelligence in Langley?

When satire is no longer immediately recognizable....

This is NOT TRUE, right?

Oh, I'm sure the thousands of other Civil War stretcher bearers were not nearly as heroic as Hitler. All other bases are named for high commanders. But the fact that he's the first stretcher bearer is just coincidence...

Sadly, it’s believable.

I had to read way to far into that article before I could definitively say that it was satire That’s the point the world is at with the US right now

The disturbing part is that it's utterly plausible.

Please say this is a bad joke

Which to be renamed Fort Ho Chi Minh?

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It may as well be, Tom. I live every day flame hot pissed. Congress and the courts, often, are completely failing a great country built over many years.

Somebody’s trying to jump tomorrow’s Onion headline.

I hear the Norwegian navy is renaming a corvette after Quisling. It’s for Sven Quisling and not that other traitor guy Vidkun Quisling (1887-1945).

I wish Duffel Blog were on this site

Not that Hitler. Rudolph Hitler. youtu.be/aANi6fUV9W8?...