Clearly, I've missed something and I don't think I want to know unless "poptarts in the fridge" is a euphemism.

Only people who want to wreck them.

Oh you've stepped in it now...

People who have mice.

The division between those who eat Oreos whole and those who prefer to lick out their middles first is fundamental. I’ve known since the time of Reagan that it was and would always be unbridgeable.

I’m not mad, but I am disappointed.

I want allies of all stripes in my Democracy Coalition. But I MUST draw the line at refrigerated PopTarts.

Is this some obscure Rhode Island thing?

Trouble-maker.

The same people who don't keep ketchup in the refrigerator...

The same people who keep peanut-butter in the refrigerator...

If I may add this…the peanut butter we dogs 🐶 can safely eat is made with just peanuts and no preservatives so it DOES need to be refrigerated after opening. I don’t get Pop-Tarts so I have no opinion on that other than I’d give them a try if one landed on the floor accidentally 😋

Fair point regarding the pure peanuts for our canine family members...

Pop tarts in the refrigerator?

I was born for Pop-Tarts. Brown sugar cinnamon. Not toasted. Certainly not cold.

Same. And I´ve been ruthlessly food-shamed for this for years.

Be proud!

My dad keeps coffee, camera film, and the charcoal filters for the fish tank in the fridge. My parents also freeze bread.

I keep sweets in the freezer because freezers work better full, and I’m less likely to eat a whole box of cookies if I have to wait for them to thaw. Fridges otoh work best at 3/4 full. So I keep emergency canned tuna in there - edible regardless of expiry date.

They did sorta taste good cold.