"You can't do [thing that is done constantly, everywhere, in every part of the country, every single day, by practically everyone, everywhere you look] anymore" is my favorite genre of reactionary grievance
"You can't do [thing that is done constantly, everywhere, in every part of the country, every single day, by practically everyone, everywhere you look] anymore" is my favorite genre of reactionary grievance
SOME COMPLETE KNOB ON THE INTERNET: Chicago is a crime-riddled hellhole where everyone is killed by murder gangs. You can't speak English or buy white bread there ME, SPEAKING ENGLISH TO THE WHOLE FOODS CLERK WHILE BUYING WHITE BREAD AND NOT GETTING KNOCKOUT GAMED: Holy shit
She's in the UK. Total nonsense though.
You’re clearly in on it, jefe.
but but but Leonard if my personal preferences are no longer the presumed default, how can I remain secure in my position as the Protagonist of Reality? What kind of life is that?
ME, ABOUT TO EAT AN ENTIRE LOAF OF WEEK-OLD PUMPERNICKEL: I'm gonna end it all