They'll be in the message headed "Attack Plans" as Pete was burned the last time he did this, so will hide the invasion plans in a cunning disguise message.

Are you saying he has a cunning plan..... 😅

There hasnt been a Signal group message run this badly since Olaf the hairy, King of all the Vikings, ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. To paraphrase.

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The Ever-Clever Putin is feigning acceptance of Trump annexing Greenland. This is because he knows Denmark and the EU detest (along with Canada) Trump's imperialist impulses. What Putin is counting on is Trump's asinine capability of fracturing the EU and NATO. Trump is too dumb to see the trap!

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A president musing about invading allies and breaking term limits isn’t leadership—it’s lunacy. Power without restraint isn’t strength, it’s danger. This isn’t a joke. It’s a warning shot. The Constitution doesn’t bend for ego.

I am afraid they will use something like this again. youtu.be/up3-lOiO9L8?...

I wish they'd throw tomatoes at the visitors

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Going to help Greenland to fight for independence with improvised weapons. Come on America show your balls! Lock your load!

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You worry too much, Greenland. We Americans think Trump & his weenies are nuts too. I gave my 17 y/o grandson a lecture not to join the military until this crackhead is gone- & I was military. Trump wouldn't know what to do w/Canada & Greenland. Please accept my heartfelt apology.

you know i have had people laugh at me. sometimes when that is what i wanted, and sometimes not. but i have NEVER had an entire country and most of the world do it! the 3 stooges must be jealous.

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I know...I know...even cats got scotched...

And in his past!

Only one bottle?? You're too kind...

Here ya go Pete…

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What's with this administration and wanting Greenland, those Putin want to build a base there so he can be close to the Orange Fat Man? If memory serves, Greenland is apart of Denmark, and I doubt if the Danish will ever allow USA/Russia occupation.

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Nope - the Heritage Foundation is in charge and they are Nazis. They want loyalty, not competence.

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It’s like the dumb kids are in charrge 🙄😳

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He’s in the back seat refilling an empty bottle.

No investigation means Trump Administration is too corrupt. Bondi is an expert at the slippery business of coverup+ OMG the press secretary! I will never understand MAGA women. MAGA women have no soul or heart.

Proficiency. Women are good. Sadly, the dishonest ones are too.

Yup, it works both ways.

He's just a boy.. Half a bottle will do..!

and for just one more he'll invade the US... wait he already started i think.

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Our military has also been crippled so Greenland can easily counter-invade without much trouble. Even more so when Canada and Mexico can also assist given their close proximity and better unity. Russia won't be able to intervene since they're already being crushed to death by all of Europe.

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Can anyone answer this question? If all of America allies are turned against American…who will help stop an invasion by authoritarian countries? Will our military be able to stand up against an attack by the BRICS/G7? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BRICS

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Will our soldiers want to attack other countries? I don't.

The drunk is going to destroy the military. True military soldiers…don’t submit to this attack against our country. This is a coup to hand America over to Russia. Trump is weakening America sovereignty by alienating its allies. This will open the door for authoritarian regimes to attack and conquer.

Can we have Canada take over the US, PLEASE?!!

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But, beware if you have any sensitive information!

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I think Greenland needs to be more worried about that base full of US military personnel that’s already on their territory. Usually, invaders have to at least invade. Sorry America, but I think Europe needs to expel you and all your guns.

Soon as possible- get these bases out. We don't need a military controlled by a dribbling senile old fuckwit on our land.

At least you drive on the same side of the road.

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They're all sex offenders, & Melania was a porn model. They're drug users, some addicts, some alcoholics. None are honest or competent. They're all massive liars & traitors, abusing the criminal justice system.

Some enterprising person should just follow this yutz and film his next binge. It's likely only hours away.

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Hey DOGE how much did the US taxpayers spend to send Vance and his wife to Greenland on a work vacation to convince Greenlanders and the Danish to give Putin control of their northern access? I think that fall under both fraud and waste.

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Somebody's got to make up for the Canadian whiskey boycott

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Inuit all along.

Worry just a little bit:

Agreed- I don’t like when I see people making jokes about other countries sovereignty. Same with Canada. A war will kill kids in both sides. We are polite and pacific friendly people, but we can be very nasty during a conflict.

I am 54. That is a LOT of years of keeping it down and keeping calm and being proper. Now I am ready to let it all out in one big boom. I am done.

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Greenland is a pretty large island. But for some reason if Trump decides to invade, I suspect they will land in Bermuda.

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Leif Erikson is laughing in his grave… “Hehe those wanks still think it’s green…” We should be after iceland

Only if Elon could be thrown into an active volcano. Otherwise Mme.Pepe is waiting at Kilaeua for that offence to nature and reason.