She looks like an elderly Kardashian

How ugly & classless!

This is nothing but a display of disgusting decadence from MAGA Billionaires when so many have so little.

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Looks like they took out a couple ribs.

Maybe they will have a medieval first night with all the guests watching them consummate the marriage; as in the olden days. Now that Trump is The Orange King, will he have dibs on all the sycophants’ wives?

Ewww.

Horrible dress.

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I'll give this marriage 12 months, then she'll want a younger, bigger dick and billions of dollars. Rich = stupid.

12! Months??? Your too generous😂😂

I'm surprised they didn't get married at Mar a lago😵‍💫

Check out the bolder on her finger!

This is your taxes hard at work

So are they having a parade? All their adoring billionaire friends waving! 🤮🤮🤮

Just think she's a billionaire, well done kid

Who cares

Just because someone has some money, doesn't mean they have any taste or class. The most blatant example is Donald Trump and the Oval Office. And the Rose Garden, and the flagpoles, etc. etc. Pure Klass!

Glad it’s over. Don’t buy Amazon purchases anymore. Done with Bezos.👋👋

Bizarre .

With all that money, he should have been able to spring for a paper bag for her head! Sorry but she's really homely🤷‍♂️

An artificial face will do that.

As an old guy, I do not find that plastic look attractive at all! We're all attractive in our own way, why change that!🤷‍♂️

It’s the same color scheme with silver waist. It could be accidental. If that’s intentional, Satan should escort them straight to hell.

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Did she intentionally choose fabric that looks like US currency?

Probably...😂

Reminds me of those drapes from the Sound of Music

I'm giving them two years until they break up/divorce... You...?

About the same...

Absolutely

I hope she can’t breathe🙄

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They all look like that

Oh, social inequality shaver! Haven't seen those since 18th century!!

Or taste.

Eeewww

None at all

Is the cantilever DOT compliant?

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All that money, and they can’t match the color of her extensions?

The things some people will do for money

That is the strangest dress? I've ever seen!

Butterface

Our species is very fncked up. For real.

Her fucking hair extensions don't even match

As folk say around here, they act like new money ...

Putting the trophy in Trophy Wife 🤣 Omg like seriously? And I bet it cost her a fortune She obviously chose this little number with comfort in mind 😂

Makes her look like a dumbbell.

In the world of trophy wives this is a vase wife

Looks like she's wearing a tin can. 🫣😬 Money can't buy class or good weather. 😅

Seriously, what the hell IS that dress? And that face? And the rest of it?

Frickn fugly on both counts. 😬

Looks like a lampshade

Oh! THAT'S what she's wearing! A toothpaste tube!

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I SAID THE SAME THING!! My great-grandmother had one like this on her "occasional" table for years! I hope she used the toilet before she put that on, too!

Right😂. My hairdresser also said she looks like a sex doll😂. Now you can’t unsee it either😂

All those MAGAt female sycophants look like blowup dolls that lonely cellar dwellers use because they live with their mamas and can't get dates!

Right? Shows what they really think about women

Yep, and ya can't buy it either 🤷‍♀️

Believe it was Linda Evangelista, said something along the lines of "too bad money, can't buy good taste". I see more and more of that, the older I get. 🤔

Billionaires billionairing

Fuck them

A grotesque pantomime when oligarchs think hoarding billions is in any way conscionable.

Guillotine

Looks like someone squeezed the crap out of her.

always a bad combo.

I give a divorce in 3 years...

By then it'll be time for a pair of new plastic lips.

Parasitic human impersonators

Owner of Amazon and his TEMU bride

Watching the wedding for the same reasons people watch NASCAR for the crashes and watch SpaceX launches for the sudden unexpected disassembly...

Is she wearing the “let them eat cake” corset?

What is with that garment she is wearing?

All hail the Queen of Silicon Valley! (a literal a silicon valley)

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One day they will suffocate in their wealth. Bad karma...

You got that right!! Fuck both them!

Check out her ring! That alone could help all the veterans!

She had no money for the bingo wings???

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Looks like she has no taste either.

A little bit of vomit came up in my throat.

But man they need a tax break 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🎪🎪🤬🤬

.......and the ugliest dress ever worn award goes to.........

Scarlett Bezos. 😂

My grandmother had a lampshade that looked like that.

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All brass nae class 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Absolute cunts

I wondered where my curtains went... just kidding, I do have some taste.

They're both classless & arrogant. She looks like a blow-up doll.

Should have stayed w wife #1. She is a marvelous person.

She rid herself of the trash. Good for her.

She is the ugliest stripper who Elon Musk banged! Wow Bezos is getting Cucked by a South African racist Ahole

🤮 who are they waiving to, it’s not like ppl were happy to see them.

Look, I'm no fashionista, but to me it super looks like she pulled some drapes off the window and wrapped them around herself like a towel.

"I saw it in the window and had to have it"

Hopefully she divorces him soon and takes half his money.

I mean, I know blowjobs are great and spontaneous sex is great too. Is it so great to debase yourself like bald Bezos has done with this freak? Imagine if Bezos was a good guy? Imagine the good he could do? Oh well, Dream On and Dude Looks Like a Lady to the weird couple.

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The Scarlet curtain line.

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Wonder how many starving children could have been with the cost of that dress?

She even looks like recycled plastic

"Mules in horse trappings" -- Mammy (Hattie McDaniel) Gone with the Wind All that money, plastic surgery and that's the best they can do with her hair?

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Stripper and her sugar daddy

My grandmother wants her drapes back

They look better on your grandmother's Windows anyway.

France dealt with THEIR oligarchs in history. Just thinking out loud.

Oooh, my eyes,my eyes. 🤑

When did Steven Tyler grow tits????😗

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Trophy Wife Expensive Life

They gross me out.

How much did those fake-ass lips cost?

However much the biology students paid for the baboon the lips came from.

LOL...I hope she's happy with her gender-affirming surgery. ;)