Old Soviet joke: Man walks into a newsstand every day, scans the papers, and leaves. Clerk: “Looking for something, comrade?” Man: “The obituaries.” Clerk: “They’re in the back of the paper.” Man: “Not the ones I need.”
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It’s also an old Polish joke. No differences at all, including same implied death(s)!
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Old Soviet joke: Two men are waiting in a breadline and one says "This has to end, I'm going to go shoot the president!" and runs off. Half hour later he returns and takes his place in line. Second man asks "So what happened?" First man says "You think this line is long..."
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