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Carter P. Hayes @allchronology.com

People are saying Trump is dying, but I’d urge caution. It’s very possible a second health bar will appear and a gargantuan centipede will burst from his torso — so watch for sweep attacks and toxic buildup. 🪳🎮

aug 31, 2025, 5:03 am • 83 10

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The Stray 7 @thestray7.bsky.social

So JD Vance, then?

aug 31, 2025, 6:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Joe With The Voice @joe-with-the-voice.bsky.social

I'm getting Resident Evil 4 flashbacks. 😂

aug 31, 2025, 5:48 am • 0 0 • view
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TXRebel (She/Her) @redrebel.bsky.social

Carter, you do not look old enough to know about Centipede! 😉 Especially the public arcade version!

aug 31, 2025, 5:18 am • 1 0 • view
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An Old Man @vieuxfox.bsky.social

The centipede being JD vance.

aug 31, 2025, 9:16 am • 0 0 • view
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SteeleRaging @steelraging.bsky.social

The facehugger got him a while ago.

aug 31, 2025, 12:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eli & Nacho @eli4202.bsky.social

Eww can you imagine a 30-foot tall Trump with tiny hands and a full diaper coming at you? Blech!

aug 31, 2025, 5:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Decadent Mystic 🏴🏴‍☠️🔰🕉️🧘‍♀️🌳🍄🏳️‍⚧️🛸🗽 @lilgirlcressida.bsky.social

I hope J D Vance doesn’t become president

aug 31, 2025, 5:15 am • 1 0 • view