Market manipulation. Make his cronies rich. Idiot stock market acts like its all over - it isn't.

If he does this a few times and informs his friends on forehand, all his friends are billionaires.

and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

He’s doing this to make money. Have his billionaire buddies buy low and get even richer. He doesn’t care about US.

Yep. Got whiplash yet?

Trump didn't write this. Stephen Miller is calling the shots. Trump can't punctuate and loves capital letters.

And doesn’t know how to use commas. Conversely, No way Trump wrote that.

Conversely..... too bigly a word. No way he sharpied , er , wrote this.

The insiders made a LOT of money today!

Bottom Line: IMPEACHMENT. That is the only “MEDICINE” We The People have to focus on. C’mon people, let’s be Real! The SCOTUS which is the ONLY remedy to the stop against this nightmare it’s all IN to control & Destroy the Checks & Balances of this corrupt administration. We NEED TO IMPEACH!

This is him back tracking and calling it a win, as was anticipated.

With tears in their eyes...

Trump lies

🤣🤣🤣dumb-down donold... your such a silly little boy...

Blinked first

A whole bunch of Gordon Gekko’s just made a ton of money.

How are businesses meant to plan in this environment.

Pretty sure EU announced retaliations. You’d almost think he has a bone to pick with China and we are the ones getting pocketed!!!

Poked, please hook us up with an edit button….

He is f*ing crazy. A yoyo is only fun for a short time and his time is up.

bsky.app/profile/leco...

Madness.

Every business in America will need to hire tariff experts and auditors to compute the actual tariffs owed that change multiple times a day. It's going to be the golden age of accounting.

Take it easy on the guy, it's the syphilis talking.

Plus, he could two step this, 90 days at a time, for 2 yrs

In 90 days he'll be even more deranged.

“Wife beater”…gives black eye, sorry, another black eye, sorry…

Yep. Manipulating the market so he and his cronies make money.

That is exactly what's happening.

You know he had purchase orders for when stocks he wanted hit low enough, then after his tweet stock rebound and him and family made billions off of the ruined retirement accounts of seniors. Insider trading and stock manipulation.

It’s a pause and doesn’t end uncertainty in the market. Trump is an absolute moron. He just doesn’t get it. Now China will raise their tariffs to match.

So we’re doing all this again in 90 days? Got it.

If this shit show lasts that long, for sure. Businesses that actually produce things hate this.

as if playing a board game with little, If any real Consequences.

But what about the penguins?

Freak never quits. Constant chaos and stress. Impeach this traitor GOP

'I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING....STOP TEASING ME!!!

Did the #penguins from McDonald islands also call #Trump to beg for negotiations? #FollowMe

They were debating it last I heard. Might make the migration there en masse.

China can see through this guy's mental challenges.....

Businesses can't plan when they have zero consistency.

Fixing the market. Watch the buying and selling by Trump and GOP insiders and follow the money.

What about the Kentucky Soy Bean Farmers? Their customers are in China and they could lose them permanently. We need more wisdom at the helm. THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES! Somebody open your eyes, and shout it from the rooftops. Is this “market manipulation?”

I'd really like to see who's in the loop before he writes this stuff. You'd make a killing in insider trading.

Is anyone keeping track of Trump’s inner circle stock buys? I’ll bet someone is looking to short the market.

All for his fucking ego! Many have lost thousands in their retirement portfolios all for his fucking ego… someone need to put him in his place!

This man is thoroughly off his nut.

The remaining tariffs on China leave Trump room for another pump n dump to line his family’s pockets with.

The market will hit the stratosphere the day they put dirt on this guy.

Go play in traffic old man.

Elmo must of really gave it to him good & hard last night 🫢

This was not written by the FF. He has never, ever, composed anything like this, no caps, calm, correct language. Who?

Maybe his boss Putin called to tell FF that the effect of tariffs on other countries was bad for Russia, and to knock it off.

I wouldn’t doubt. He’s sick.

Either he does not know what the fukk he is doing ? Or, he knows exactly what he is doing.

How many of us would rather Covfefe Salad to the Shit Salad he’s serving up now?

Market manipulation anyone? Who benefits? The billionaires, not me.

Exactly. He is a crazy man who is relishing the power he has and his name is in every headline.

China holds nearly $800 billion in U. S. treasuries. If they wanted, they could crater our government. Trump is stupid as usual.

This guy is a fool! He’s a liar, a cheat, and a thief. It’s that simple!

So countries are not kissing the buffoons ass the pig puts it. ? The f’ing loser caved

Very bad initial reporting!

He is a jerk, moron and a delusional idiot!

It's "the weave"

He’s a joke.

I just want to know if the penguins called to negotiate.

But what about the penguins?

Trumpf is a fucking idiot and a gutless coward!

Today is the day Donald Trump became President.

If true, which 75 companies lowered themselves to "negotiate" with the Orange Nazi? And all the references to "our allies" - Russia?

So, if the tariffs were going to make the U.S. richer and bring back industries and jobs, why pause them? It should be full steam ahead to prosperity. And, if it's a "national emergency", how can you pause them? Total con and lunacy.

Somebody should ask him what he thinks "reciprocal" means.

"Thank you for your attention to this matter." Yeah, not written by 'King' Cheeto. He's also gonna take credit for the markets surge.

#TariffWhiplash

Changing tariff rates on a whim is kind of like changing wives on a whim.

He does have experience with this, I grant you.

Trump says China has no respect for world markets?!?!? Is he fucking stupid? What the hell does he think he just did to the entire global market? Yes, he’s that stupid and throw in the FACT that he is a malevolent bastard who has orgasms over people’s pain!

He capitulated and he needs to be careful. China may decide they don't need $761 billion in U.S. Treasury securities.

Exactly.

How's the market doing after this?

Back up to some degree.

but not until his buddies have sold high

Seems weird that he decided on all of this because of an "emergency." Not so much of an emergency that he needs to be decisive about his response?

China sells more debt overnight and the Krasnov game of market manipulation begins again

Trump backed down. Full stop. Go China!

He says 75 countries called him- wonder if the penquins called 🐧

he's like a child playing with a loaded gun

Some scared staffer spooked him and wrote this for him, and convinced him to do it. The English language is too nuanced.

China's gonna wipe the floor with Trump.

No one has called to negotiate tariffs ….

he needs to be put an an asylum for the criminally insane.

90 days for his team to go cap in hand to the world desperately looking for a face saving deal more like .

Is it just the 75 countries who reached out? Is it everyone except China? Only ones who didn't announce retaliation? Is this actually written down / published anywhere?

"I am hereby"... by the power vested in me... we are not amused

Does anyone actually believe that 75 countries have contacted him to beg for mercy? I don't. That was created to give him an "out".

Yup. They now know they can manipulate the market like this for their own gain.

Someone needs to put him in an old folks home:

“Due to the lack of respect China has shown to the world markets…” FFS

Ok, no more presidents Who own their own social media companies! This crap is ridiculous.

We really dodged a bullet when we didn't elect a doddering old man who was losing it neurologically Whew!

Who did he call before he made the announcement, so they can profit from this market swing ?? I want to see “call logs” out of the WH !!

Did these countries say thank you?

Trump’s economic policy is just a pissing contest. I’m guessing a man of his age is at decided disadvantage when it comes to pissing.

He only pisses in his diaper

Nothing like having a slurry in there.

Penguins 1 Trump 0 #YouCantFixStupid #Trump

Can someone remind me when we started making official policy on social media?

"Thank you for your attention to this matter" who the fuck does he think he's writing this to?

He finally figured out how to rig a casino.

Trump's behavior is characteristic of someone with bipolar.

Plus some BPD

I wonder how much money he and and his cronies have made buying and selling before his announcements