Probably an elderberry syrup and colloidal silver enema you must take during a full moon

ohgod it’s that Doctor Who ep with the people-vaccine factory

Cant wait to see the NIH recruiting posters - "No degree needed!!"

Is this the Onion?

An extract derived from sous vide road-kill bear meat.

Yep, and it’s called the Chucklefuck Vaccine.

Makes think of "I Am Legend" and the magic cancer vaccine

You can’t sell a bullet on late night television, and they’re def planning on that. “We’ve got operators standing by to take your orders for Ivervaccine, a month’s supply only $29.95 from Trump Pharmaceuticals. Call now!”

oh man.

What the almighty F*** did he think might be a spillover effect of the vaccine research he just ended To create vaccines, viral & disease mechanisms are studied broadly, in a fashion not restricted to just one disease Rapid COVID 19 vax development drew heavily on data from the earlier(2003) SARS

Who was it who told us not to take medical advice from this man? Or right, he did. #Wormbrain will kill us all.

It will be a bleach injection. That's one of the only things I can think of that might be "mutation-proof".

Because of the way it works, no small organism can survive exposure to HIGHLY CONCENTRATED chlorine bleach Of course, at the concentration needed to kill everything, there are significant side effects, like the living host of the disease organism also dying

That's not what Donald Trump told me. /s

Medical journals or its isn’t happening.